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Well, no offense to men, but they put huge pockets on the boob area which make it ridiculous for us womenz to use those pockets to their full capacity for their intended purpose. Instead, for the vest to properly fit and be comfortable, we have to cut slits in the inner fabric of the vest and turn the pockets into a custom tac bra instead.
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OK...this reminds me of quick funny story... slight hijack:
I was at Fort Drum, in the field training for field Mass Casualty Scenarios. Air evacs, mock "bombings" etc...
Actually ALOT of fun and fake gore.
But, since we were in the field, the food was c-rats and MRE's and other delicacies unfit for human consuption. Before reporting, I blew about $100.00 in food that did not need refigeration (fruit cups, granola bars...crap like that).
Everyone knew I had a stash (I share) and at one point, as we were getting into formation, one of the guys next to me cops a squeeze of my left chest pocket of my BDU's shouting "FOOD!" and getting NOTHING but a handful of PlaymoreMinds.
Evidently, my new Victoria's Secret bra made it look like I had something more nutricious in that pocket than I actually had.