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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:00:08 PM EST
We check our patients to see how far they are dilated before they push.

One female resident keeps over estimating the checks.

She would say, the patient is 9 and when I check her she is actually 5

Later she said another patient was 8 and when I checked her she was actually 4.

In my mind I kept thinking this is a girl I want to see me naked!
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:01:32 PM EST
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:01:47 PM EST
bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


hahahahaha,h­aha.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:02:47 PM EST


She probably stuffs her bra...
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:04:30 PM EST
So, you basically just told the entire board that you have a tiny dick.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:05:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
So, you basically just told the entire board that you have a tiny dick.



LMFAO!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA<­BR>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Holy crap! I think I sharted! brb
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:05:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
So, you basically just told the entire board that you have a tiny dick.



God, I'm glad I didn't say that...
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:08:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
So, you basically just told the entire board that you have a tiny dick.



ZING!




Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:08:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/19/2006 2:09:31 PM EST by ARDOC]

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
So, you basically just told the entire board that you have a tiny dick.



Not really, if its not true then you can make fun of yourself!

Come on over and I will show you.

Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:08:23 PM EST
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:08:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By ARDOC:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
So, you basically just told the entire board that you have a tiny dick.



Not really, if its not true then you can make fun of yourself!



*gets popcorn*
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:09:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
So, you basically just told the entire board that you have a tiny dick.



!!!!
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:10:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By ARDOC:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
So, you basically just told the entire board that you have a tiny dick.



Not really, if its not true then you can make fun of yourself!

Come on over and I will show you.



I'm just messing with ya.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:10:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
So, you basically just told the entire board that you have a tiny dick.





Ouch....
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:11:11 PM EST
This is gonna be good.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:11:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By ARDOC:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
So, you basically just told the entire board that you have a tiny dick.



Not really, if its not true then you can make fun of yourself!

Come on over and I will show you.



I'm just messing with ya.



You gotta love a girl that can dish it out! I still want to show you.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:12:32 PM EST
You wounded his fragile small ego Gabby...watch out.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:17:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
So, you basically just told the entire board that you have a tiny dick.




LMAO!!


Gabby!


Waiting to see who makes this their new sig line....
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:05:59 PM EST
I haven't stopped laughing!
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:07:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
So, you basically just told the entire board that you have a tiny dick.



Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:09:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
So, you basically just told the entire board that you have a tiny dick.



LMFAO!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA<­BR>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Holy crap! I think I sharted! brb



Wait til it is in L.E.D.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:11:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By ARDOC:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
So, you basically just told the entire board that you have a tiny dick.



Not really, if its not true then you can make fun of yourself!

Come on over and I will show you.



I'm just messing with ya.





Thats what he wants, you to come over and "mess" with him......
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:21:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By ARDOC:

You gotta love a girl that can dish it out! I still want to show you.



That sounds like something John Bobbitt once said.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:26:54 PM EST
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:28:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By rkbar15:

Originally Posted By ARDOC:

You gotta love a girl that can dish it out! I still want to show you.



That sounds like something John Bobbitt once said.

Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:28:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By lordtrader:

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
We check our patients to see how far they are dilated before they push.

One female resident keeps over estimating the checks.

She would say, the patient is 9 and when I check her she is actually 5

Later she said another patient was 8 and when I checked her she was actually 4.

In my mind I kept thinking this is a girl I want to see me naked!



Dude send her my way. Maybe I can have the 12 incher I've always wanted.




Paging Stoner Student, this man wants 12 inches.



Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:30:48 PM EST
Sooo, you'd like her to check the dilation of your 'tailpipe'?
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:32:43 PM EST
Im so confused. Can somebody explain?
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Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:44:56 PM EST
ouch!
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:45:30 PM EST
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:46:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By lordtrader:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By lordtrader:

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
We check our patients to see how far they are dilated before they push.

One female resident keeps over estimating the checks.

She would say, the patient is 9 and when I check her she is actually 5

Later she said another patient was 8 and when I checked her she was actually 4.

In my mind I kept thinking this is a girl I want to see me naked!



Dude send her my way. Maybe I can have the 12 incher I've always wanted.




Paging Stoner Student, this man wants 12 inches.






Dude that is soooo wrong...I'm locking your account. "Assualt on a staff member"



Joke, right?
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:46:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By lordtrader:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By lordtrader:

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
We check our patients to see how far they are dilated before they push.

One female resident keeps over estimating the checks.

She would say, the patient is 9 and when I check her she is actually 5

Later she said another patient was 8 and when I checked her she was actually 4.

In my mind I kept thinking this is a girl I want to see me naked!



Dude send her my way. Maybe I can have the 12 incher I've always wanted.




Paging Stoner Student, this man wants 12 inches.






Dude that is soooo wrong...I'm locking your account. "Assualt on a staff member"




At least my ass won't be sore tommorow.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:48:26 PM EST
Enzyte my friend. Enzyte. Guaranteed third leg.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:53:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:
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OH MY GOD, DAMN........ my sides hurt so bad after laughing the hardest I have ever laughed in my life..........................
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:59:41 PM EST
<Nigel> But see... this vagina goes all the way to 11 </Nigel>
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 4:16:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By lordtrader:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By lordtrader:

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
We check our patients to see how far they are dilated before they push.

One female resident keeps over estimating the checks.

She would say, the patient is 9 and when I check her she is actually 5

Later she said another patient was 8 and when I checked her she was actually 4.

In my mind I kept thinking this is a girl I want to see me naked!



Dude send her my way. Maybe I can have the 12 incher I've always wanted.




Paging Stoner Student, this man wants 12 inches.






Dude that is soooo wrong...I'm locking your account. "Assualt on a staff member"




At least my ass won't be sore tommorow.



Oh, thats so not right.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 4:24:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
So, you basically just told the entire board that you have a tiny dick.





Now that was a good one...
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 4:45:39 PM EST
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 4:50:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By ARDOC:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
So, you basically just told the entire board that you have a tiny dick.



Not really, if its not true then you can make fun of yourself!

Come on over and I will show you.




Road trip to look at ARDOC's wiener!!


Unfortunately, I have to work that day.
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