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Posted: 1/28/2006 10:06:30 AM EDT
I think this guy has what it takes to finally end Chuck Norris and put a stop to this nonsense

Work and child safe
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:07:49 AM EDT
[#1]
Thats pretty impressive for a monkey
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:08:15 AM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:12:02 AM EDT
[#3]
Is'nt monkeys and orangatangs stronger that humans ? what if that little monkey goes
Ape shit ! Thats all we would need a trained karati monkey for PETA.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:15:46 AM EDT
[#4]
So why were you searching for "monkey scratching his booty?"
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:15:51 AM EDT
[#5]
tag
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:17:44 AM EDT
[#6]
that Chimp rules
now we just need a downloadable mpeg version
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:20:59 AM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:34:14 AM EDT
[#9]
Mojo jojo!  
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 11:56:22 AM EDT
[#10]
Josey Wales would beat Chuck like a red headed stepchild.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 3:36:06 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
So why were you searching for "monkey scratching his booty?"



Doesn't everybody
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 3:39:39 PM EDT
[#12]
WHo taught Gary Coleman Karate?
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 3:47:46 PM EDT
[#13]
I did not know Lootie could fight!
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 3:51:38 PM EDT
[#14]
ninja monkeys. I need a fleet of them.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:02:25 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
ninja monkeys. I need a fleet of them.



And a wet dry vac to clean up after them.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:10:58 PM EDT
[#16]
They are more dangerous in their untrained state
where they are known for RIPPING the genitals
off their victims
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:12:04 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
Is'nt monkeys and orangatangs stronger that humans ? what if that little monkey goes
Ape shit ! Thats all we would need a trained karati monkey for PETA.



It sure looked like that ape had some serious power behind those hits!  WOW!!
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 9:28:33 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
They are more dangerous in their untrained state
where they are known for RIPPING the genitals
off their victims




Hence the ninjitsu move "Monkey steals the peach"

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/395/


Chimps are INSANELY strong, something like 3x as strong as a man pound for pound.  
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 9:45:39 PM EDT
[#19]
My Aunt is from Thailand and had a monkey that would break into the neighbors house and drink all of thier wine. It would then stumble back home shit faced. I either want a drunk monkey or one that knows karate!

Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:07:21 PM EDT
[#20]
Chuck Norris would eat that sumbitch.
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