Just a brainfart:

The solution to airline security is to put a piglet (baby pig)in each
cockpit! An Israeli friend recently informed me that the UK fought the
Islamic terrorist attacks by burying the criminals with a pig.
Apparently the Islamic belief is that if ones' body is buried with a
pig (because they are considered unclean)their soul will go to hell.
I did a little research into this subject matter and found it to be
true. This got me thinking. If we put a baby pig on every airline
flight then all suicide terrorists would abort their missions as they
would not want their souls to go to hell.
Additionally, if we drop shipped, oh say, 100,000 pigs into
Afghanistan I think our recon and assault efforts may be more
successful. Apparently Muslims dislike the very sight of pigs A LOT!
They are also adamantly opposed to alcohol; thus we spike their water
supply with a few thousand gallons of scotch, get them drunk and turn
the pigs loose. The war would be over in a weekend.

Cheers,
RG.nl

Oh my  god,  I must be drinking too much tonight because you actually make sense.  I better go sleep this off.

...before you shoot, roll the bullets in some lard.,,

How about napalm bombs made from hot bacon grease?

Perhaps followed by cluster bombs containing fire ants?

how about we put a few gallons of pig blood in ever warhead.  This way even in the explosion doesn't get them, The raining pigs blood will make them wish they were dead [:D]

Sounds like excellent bullet lube!!

Sounds like my wife cooking

This is how Gen. Black Jack Pershing fought the Muslim terrorists in the Philippines in 1911:
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Eric The(AnyQuestions?Nope,IThoughtNot!)Hun[>]:)]