It has been reported that the Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire
Pit-Crew at the Montreal Grand Prix. The announcement was followed by Ferrari's Decision to take advantage of the Quebec Governments 'Hire Quebecois First' Scheme and hire unemployed youths from the local area.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how Montreal street kids can remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds. This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management. As most races are won & lost in the pits,
Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.

However Ferrari expectations were easily exceeded, for during the Crew's first practice session; not only were the  kids able to change the tires in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had repainted, rebadged  and signed the vehicle over to the McLaren Team. McLaren was rumoured to have paid the
record sum of 5 fuzzy dice. The kids was heard to say that the acquired Fuzzy Dice will look really sick on their souped-up Civics and probably pull them some chicks.

Errrr except maybe McLaren should consider some firings, after the Silverstone race.  Tires?  You wanted us to put tires on?

Must be hell having your workload doubled because the drivers are doing 3 or 4 pitstops because of the changing weather instead of the usual 1 or 2.  Damn, 24 seconds or work instead of 12.