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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:13:40 PM EDT
I went to the flea market today with my strictly platonic roommate. While we were walking around my roommate made a crack about some hair restoration cream that she saw (I shave my head) and I responded with a playful slap to her ass. Well unbeknownst to me a gal that I have been seeing on a semi regular basis that I like a lot was also there and witnessed the said slap to my roommates ass.

When I saw her and went to introduce my roommate to her and she just looked passed me and kept walking. Not 10 minutes later I got a text from her telling me to lose her number and that I was never touching her again. I think I am cut off for good now. She has not answered any of my texts or calls.
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:15:08 PM EDT



haha - you're bald.


Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:15:24 PM EDT
Threesome?
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:16:50 PM EDT
how slappable is the roomates ass? why is she strictly platonic?
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:17:16 PM EDT
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While it sucks, how would you feel?  What if your girl/girl your talking to/whatever the fuck her title is was out with one of her platonic friends, and you noticed him slap her on her ass, even if in his mind it was harmless.  I am sure you would either be pissed, hurt, or "fuck it, Im done with her."

ETA: Though I have never slapped a girls that I hadn't slept with, or had the intention of doing so...
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:17:33 PM EDT
Give her space. If she wants anything to do with you she will get ahold of you.

Stop calling and texting.
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:17:51 PM EDT
Thou shalt not touch female ass in public.



Didn't your daddy teach you any better?
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:18:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By badabingo:
I went to the flea market today with my strictly platonic roommate. While we were walking around my roommate made a crack about some hair restoration cream that she saw (I shave my head) and I responded with a playful slap to her ass. Well unbeknownst to me a gal that I have been seeing on a semi regular basis that I like a lot was also there and witnessed the said slap to my roommates ass.

When I saw her and went to introduce my roommate to her and she just looked passed me and kept walking. Not 10 minutes later I got a text from her telling me to lose her number and that I was never touching her again. I think I am cut off for good now. She has not answered any of my texts or calls.
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You already blew it friend-o.  

IF you were going to respond at all...you should have gave a VERY short response that girl in question was your roommate, and if your fuck-buddy was so upset by it even after knowing the facts, then AMF.
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:18:31 PM EDT
Need pics of:  roommates ass, roommate, gf.
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:18:36 PM EDT
Fuck your roomate now instead.
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:18:40 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Pony151515:
While it sucks, how would you feel?  What if your girl/girl your talking to/whatever the fuck her title is was out with one of her platonic friends, and you noticed him slap her on her ass, even if in his mind it was harmless.  I am sure you would either be pissed, hurt, or "fuck it, Im done with her."
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Or d) buy some paper plates.
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:19:39 PM EDT
Stop hanging around flea markets?
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:21:47 PM EDT
Girlfriend saw u slap another girls ass ,says bye and you're surprised
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:21:57 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Partisan:
Need pics of:  roommates ass, roommate, gf.
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yeah I agree.  there are too many people mentioned and not enough pics
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:22:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:22:51 PM EDT
You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet?
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:23:35 PM EDT
Pics aren't loading of said ass
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:23:51 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By WayneD:
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Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there.
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:24:11 PM EDT

You know the rules.


Need picture of roommate's ass.





Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:25:10 PM EDT
Half of the people on the planet have a vagina. I'm just saying.......
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:25:12 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By badabingo:

Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there.
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Originally Posted By badabingo:
Originally Posted By WayneD:
You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet?

Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there.


just wear this when you do it.
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:25:13 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By badabingo:

Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there.
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Originally Posted By badabingo:
Originally Posted By WayneD:
You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet?

Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there.




Why not?  You are not related.
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:25:26 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By badabingo:

Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there.
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Originally Posted By badabingo:
Originally Posted By WayneD:
You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet?

Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there.



Why are you not going there?
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:25:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By badabingo:
Well unbeknownst to me a gal that I have been seeing on a semi regular basis was stalking us...
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FIFY

Originally Posted By WayneD:
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How fat is she?
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:27:20 PM EDT
Also, we  need to know which is hotter.

Pics would help.
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:28:25 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By pedaler:
Also, we  need to know which is hotter.

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GF is hotter. Roommate is ok but plain.
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:28:34 PM EDT
How pissed off was the former girlfriend going to be when she found out you have a female room mate?
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:29:33 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Mike_314:
How pissed off was the former girlfriend going to be when she found out you have a female room mate?
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She already knew. I told her at the beginning.
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:29:41 PM EDT
Move on.
Lots of other women out there.
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:31:49 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By badabingo:

She already knew. I told her at the beginning.
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Originally Posted By badabingo:
Originally Posted By Mike_314:
How pissed off was the former girlfriend going to be when she found out you have a female room mate?

She already knew. I told her at the beginning.


She was definitely stalking you.

Do you have the gps tracking feature on your phone turned off? Default is ON ( thanks NSA )
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:32:12 PM EDT

Female dilemma?

You're not female? Or are you?

Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:32:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By badabingo:
I went to the flea market today with my strictly platonic roommate. While we were walking around my roommate made a crack about some hair restoration cream that she saw (I shave my head) and I responded with a playful slap to her ass. Well unbeknownst to me a gal that I have been seeing on a semi regular basis that I like a lot was also there and witnessed the said slap to my roommates ass.

When I saw her and went to introduce my roommate to her and she just looked passed me and kept walking. Not 10 minutes later I got a text from her telling me to lose her number and that I was never touching her again. I think I am cut off for good now. She has not answered any of my texts or calls.
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Respond back......."good thing I got me a back up squeeze"

Why not, it's not like you got a shot with the old GF anyway, might as well exit with some style.
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:32:28 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By badabingo:

GF is hotter. Roommate is ok but plain.
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Originally Posted By pedaler:
Also, we  need to know which is hotter.

Pics would help.

GF is hotter. Roommate is ok but plain.


You mean EX-gf....

Move on.

eta: what do you mean by "seeing on a semi regular basis"?
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:32:37 PM EDT
Your GF has impeccable timing,  you have terrible luck, or your story is BS.

Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:33:02 PM EDT
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haha - you're bald.


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Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:33:06 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:33:06 PM EDT
What's the dilemma here?  She gave you the boot, move on.
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:34:20 PM EDT
I bet now you're wondering "why didn't I just rub my roomate's snatch through her pants if I was getting in trouble for it anyway".
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:34:37 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By badabingo:

GF is hotter. Roommate is ok but plain.
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Originally Posted By badabingo:
Originally Posted By pedaler:
Also, we  need to know which is hotter.

Pics would help.

GF is hotter. Roommate is ok but plain.


Then it appears you slapped the wrong ass.

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Originally Posted By Pony151515:
just wear this when you do it.

http://www.scavengeinc.com/images/Product/medium/franco/joedirt-mullet-wig.jpg
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Originally Posted By Pony151515:



Originally Posted By badabingo:


Originally Posted By WayneD:

You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet?


Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there.




just wear this when you do it.

http://www.scavengeinc.com/images/Product/medium/franco/joedirt-mullet-wig.jpg


Then why are you slapping your sister's ass?  I'll have to try it, I have 3, and will report back with missing teeth



 
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Why not?  You are not related.

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Originally Posted By QCMGR:



Originally Posted By badabingo:


Originally Posted By WayneD:

You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet?


Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there.








Why not?  You are not related.



Would you slap your sister's ass, really?  He wants the roomy



 
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:37:31 PM EDT
Actually...considering what is going on with the girl you were involved with....it looks like you are NOT getting screwed.
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:37:49 PM EDT
Sorry OP, but who the fuck would want to put up living with a woman if they weren't fucking her?

I enjoy the company of women, but I wouldn't want to live with one unless it was a relationship.
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:38:02 PM EDT
I don't touch anybody's ass unless I'm tapping it.
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:38:03 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By badabingo:

Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there.
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Originally Posted By badabingo:
Originally Posted By WayneD:
You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet?

Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there.



I would fuck my sister.

Just do it.

Do you know how motherfucking hard it is to find a girl that a guy can live with?

You know that's fucking gold right?  even if shes not your type, make it your type.

DO IT
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:39:09 PM EDT
Go get your gf (exgf?) Caveman style by the hair and do the deed.

Women dig that. Wear a toupee.  It'll help.

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Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:39:34 PM EDT
Yup. You're done.

Lesson learned.
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:39:40 PM EDT
Pics of both to determine guilt are yet to load... Ipad has no  F5....
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:39:53 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By bakkbakk:



I would fuck my sister.

Just do it.

Do you know how motherfucking hard it is to find a girl that a guy can live with?

You know that's fucking gold right?  even if shes not your type, make it your type.

DO IT
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Originally Posted By bakkbakk:
Originally Posted By badabingo:
Originally Posted By WayneD:
You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet?

Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there.



I would fuck my sister.

Just do it.

Do you know how motherfucking hard it is to find a girl that a guy can live with?

You know that's fucking gold right?  even if shes not your type, make it your type.

DO IT

Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:40:15 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By badabingo:

GF is hotter. Roommate is ok but plain.
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Originally Posted By badabingo:
Originally Posted By pedaler:
Also, we  need to know which is hotter.

Pics would help.

GF is hotter. Roommate is ok but plain.



Plain wins marathons.  HIT THAT SHIT
Link Posted: 1/18/2014 3:41:18 PM EDT
Your probably better off.. sounds like the ex semi regular girl fuck buddy has a case of teh crazy.  

Pics still aren't loading. Damn n00bs.
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