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Posted: 11/2/2006 4:35:16 AM EST
So I was looking for a store with the new Kimber Lifeact OC system and found one place with it listed for sale (though out of stock). Kinda interesting, but why do you need vibrators on a defending women site?

www.defendingwomen.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=29&zenid=21fa655c774df0e650de7fde7e65fda2
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 4:38:27 AM EST
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 4:38:49 AM EST
Pretty funny.
1) Pepper Spray
2) Taser
3) Rubber Ducky Vibrator

Maybe a woman needs a way to relax after fighting off a mugger?
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 4:38:59 AM EST
During my one (and probably only-ever) trip to a sex shop, I saw ones you could damn sure beat somebody to death with. Among other things
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 4:39:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
During my one (and probably only-ever) trip to a sex shop, I saw ones you could damn sure beat somebody to death with. Among other things


Sheltered life, eh?
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 4:40:37 AM EST
Because if your a, "man hate'n furry legged member of NOW.. libtard", you need the vibrator to replace all the men you run off w/ the OC
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 4:41:49 AM EST
Get both!
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 4:44:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By HorseHung:

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
During my one (and probably only-ever) trip to a sex shop, I saw ones you could damn sure beat somebody to death with. Among other things


Sheltered life, eh?


Far from it, but I think that, should I ever have the need to procure a sex toy or video, I'd rather do it online where there's not the creepy weirdos or that smell... my god, the smell...
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 4:45:51 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2006 4:46:11 AM EST by AJ-IN-JAX]
Well, Thay can be used as a Lightsaber.....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq5JM2uXkDQ

(4:00min and 5:00min mark)
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 4:46:53 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2006 4:47:31 AM EST by pale_pony]
Scene in a sex shop...

Lady costomer: How much for the white viberator?
Clerk: that one's $20...

Lady customer: How much for the BLACK viberator?
Clerk: that one's $30...

Lady Customer: Wow! How much for the big PLAID viberator?
Clerk: It's not for sale, ma'am...

Lady Customer: Everything has a price and I'm taking it. Here's $100 now give it to me!

(Clerk: Wow, I just got $100 for my old Thermos)
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 4:52:41 AM EST
that is funny. Whats funnier is the "Big Jammer" door brace in the ad on the upper right. I hope the don't go to the Vibrator forum and then buy the Big Jammer on accident.

Link Posted: 11/2/2006 4:55:23 AM EST
The reason they are for sale....is because women buy them.

I would guess that 8 out of 10 of the women have at least one.

I wish I had a product that 8 out of 10 women wanted to buy from me.
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