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Posted: 10/3/2004 2:39:46 PM EST
At work the other day an anti was babbling to me about civilians not needing guns, carry permits, etc. I was listening politely and preparing my response to him when an armed federal officer listening in on the conversation turns around and says, "I don't see how you can possibly WANT to go around unarmed? If another officer in this office were to go psycho on us at this moment and start shooting everyone in sight I know exactly what I would do! What would you be able to do besides shitting your pants and taking a bullet to the head while begging for your pathetic life. You need to think before opening your mouth and spewing self absorbed media inspired drivle, taking responsability for your own safety and actions is the sign of a grown adult. I am really sick of people expecting law enforcement officers to be their mommies. Everyone that thinks like you deserves to have every freedom and God given right that American soldiers have died for taken from them. Do us all a favor and move to China, you'll fit right in with all the sheeple!"

I bought him lunch that day
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 2:43:36 PM EST
SWEET!
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 3:00:44 PM EST
Dayum. I'll send you $10 to buy that guy a beverage if you IM me.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 3:02:19 PM EST
Two words: Kick Ass.

CMOS
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 3:02:22 PM EST
Next time you see him let him know I have stolen his line and thank him for me.


I know exactly what I would do! What would you be able to do besides shitting your pants and taking a bullet to the head while begging for your pathetic life.


The sad part is I am planning on using it on a friend.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 3:03:21 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/3/2004 3:04:11 PM EST by cduarte]
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 3:04:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
Dayum. I'll send you $10 to buy that guy a beverage if you IM me.



Thank you for the offer. I was so impressed that I splurged and we ate at a nice restaurant the next day for lunch, on me.

BTW I made sure I told him over and over how incredible his reply was. I have quoted it almost word for word and have been running it through my head over and over for several days now.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 3:05:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By cduarte:



Link Posted: 10/3/2004 3:08:32 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 3:08:56 PM EST
That guy rocks, even if he is a FED.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 3:09:19 PM EST
It doesn't get much more awesome than that! Did he really use the word "sheeple?"
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 3:11:10 PM EST
fucking A right.

you found a new friend and shooting buddy.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 3:12:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By N_Viejo:
It doesn't get much more awesome than that! Did he really use the word "sheeple?"




Yeah he did!!

Picked it up from me a few weeks ago and he's been saying it ever since
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 3:13:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By cduarte:


+1.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 3:22:53 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 3:25:27 PM EST
Couldn't have said it better if I did it myself.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 3:27:07 PM EST
MAJOR KICK ASS
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 3:30:12 PM EST
Man, that kicks A$$! Heck, I'd buy him lunch too!
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 3:48:52 PM EST
Tell him he has 2 standing beverage offers and one offer of lunch.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 3:56:12 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/3/2004 3:57:04 PM EST by MT_Pockets]
and while you are at it...GET a cork for your fork!

MT
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 3:59:08 PM EST
Oh jeez, that is the best anti speech I have ever heard. Tag for memorization!
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 4:08:14 PM EST
Tag

Sweet, I thought a Fed who was pro gun was just another unicorn.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 4:30:11 PM EST
Tag.

That is awesome!hug.gif
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 4:52:11 PM EST
Quick background on the story. The co-worker I was talking with is usually pretty cool but he is very anti-gun. The officer who responded to him is temporarilly visiting our office and was surprised by the tone of voice my co-worker had taken with me. He was a bit harsh in his answer and later apologized to my co-worker for the China comment. My co-worker admitted to having never really thought about a situation like the one presented to him and was genuinely surprised to hear an officer voice his opinion like that. The situation was pretty tense for a while but they both just blew each others comments off and went back to their business. Apology was accepted and nobody got in trouble. I really wish more LEO's felt like this,unfortunately this particular officer is in the minority. I will never forget the words, "I know exactly what I would do! What would you be able to do ".

Link Posted: 10/3/2004 5:04:10 PM EST
A none JBT cool.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 5:06:01 PM EST
WooHoo!
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 5:09:22 PM EST
My only regret is I was not there to see this event.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 5:20:04 PM EST
BADDA BING! Who's the Bitch?
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