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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:18:17 PM EDT
ok, one of the other threads got me thinkin...how many of you guys out there remember the old, non PC cadences? list them here...
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:21:15 PM EDT
My son said he marched to "Spongbob Squarepants" in RTC.
"Who lives in a pinapple under the sea
Spongebob Squarepants!
Absorbant and porus and yellow is he
Spongebob Squarepants!"
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:22:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/27/2006 12:49:23 PM EDT by pzjgr]
See that lady dressed in black.....she makes her living on her back

See that lady dressed in red....she makes her living giving head

See that lady turning green....she just swallowed her spermacreme

If I die on the Russian front....bury me with a Russian cunt (I got in some shit with the cadre with this one during a PT run one morning in ROTC...seems that some of the cadences we learned at Armor OSUT were verboten in their minds...PC was already invading, even in '90...)

ETA...the 4th one has nothing to do with the first three....it was just part of a longer cadence...
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:44:01 PM EDT
Jesse James said before he died,

there are four things I'd like to ride,

a tricycle, bicycle, automobile,

and the First Sergeant's wife when he's in the field.


-Smalls
Sgt. of Marines
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 1:15:04 PM EDT
Chased a possum up a tree
had an urge and went on me

eyes are red teeth are green
someone peed in my canteen

Bing and Sally liked to run
too bad Sally always won
(Bing was one of the guys in my Scout troop on the HS Cross Country Team and on our trips to the lake at Summer Camp, he would run around the lake instead of swimming (at 6000 feet you get a real good cardio training), there was a girl up there from one of the church camps (and better acclimated) that ran with him a few times and beat him a few times. Far be it from us to let him live it down.)
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 1:17:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By gaspasser:
My son said he marched to "Spongbob Squarepants" in RTC.
"Who lives in a pinapple under the sea
Spongebob Squarepants!
Absorbant and porus and yellow is he
Spongebob Squarepants!"



Wow... Navy?

I'm sorry.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 1:21:03 PM EDT
I don't know but I've been told!
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!

- R. Lee Ermey.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 1:21:04 PM EDT
One two three and a quarter
I got a date with the 1st Sgt's daughter
Top,Top hes a sucker
He don't know it but I'm Gonna Fuck Her.



That cadence made me strong and fast. I used to have to stop calling cadence, do pushups then catch back up. Airborne!!!

Link Posted: 1/27/2006 1:32:47 PM EDT
"Mama-san sippin on a pink lemonade,
pulled the pin on my grenade,

All I ever want to see,
is crispy burning bodies."

'nother one...


"Mama told sally not to go downtown,
too many airborne hangin around.

Sally got the ass and she went anyway,
three months later she was startin to pay.

Nine months later, and after some pain,
comes a bald-headed warior swinging a chain."

One of the best cadences I ever heard was sung by a small Drill Sgt. named Little who could really sing. He would sing the one that goes "I'm a steam roller, baby. And I'm rollin down the line. You'd better get out of my way now. Before I roll all over you." went through the progression to Jack hammer, and various other implements of destruction. Running with him didn't seem so bad because of singing his cadences.

Had a Black Hat that could sing like hell too and would dance in and among the formation as we ran around the "Mighty Ungawas".

God bless the days of singing and running up and down Ardennes and trough the other guys barracks... "I'd rather be a baby in the belly of a whore, than to be a paratrooper in the 504."



Sometimes, I actually miss those days.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 5:08:28 PM EDT
We're gonna rape, kill, pillage and burn,
we're gonna rape, kill, pillage and burn.
Eat babies.
Rape, kill, pillage and burn,
we're gonna rape, kill, pillage and burn.

Repeat.




HKO
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 5:23:26 PM EDT
I liked ''my old dog blue''

and someone always seemed to start Ralph the Airborne Ranger, whenever we were going somewhere in a transport. I haven't heard that sung outside my unit.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 5:36:49 PM EDT
I don't know a ton of them, but I like these:

Running Paratroopers

Down by the River

Airborne Ranger

Pick up your Weapon

Delta, Bravo, Charlie

If I Die in a Combat Zone

1-2-3-4, I Love the Marine Corps


Link Posted: 1/27/2006 5:44:38 PM EDT
A-10 A-10 flying high
drop that napalm from the sky.
See those kids by the river
drop some napalm watch them quiver.
Napalm (emphasize napalm) sticks to kids!
Napalm sticks to kids!
See those kids by the lake
drop some napalm watch them bake.
Napalm (emphasize napalm) sticks to kids!
Napalm sticks to kids!
See those kids the hut
shove some napalm up their butt!
Napalm (emphasize napalm) sticks to kids!
Napalm sticks to kids!

-----------------------------------

C-130 going down the strip
blew a tire and the mutha fucka flipped

Well the C-130 ain't flying today
Air Force pilot went UA
Mission top secret destination unknown
so his sorry ass just stayed at home

The Colonel had a mission that he had to complete
So he reached for the phone down at his feet
He thought just a second then he said "What the Heck"
dialed 1-800-LEATHER NECK
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 6:07:45 AM EDT
the napalm one was cool...

I always liked up jumped the monkey...
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 6:12:54 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 6:17:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/31/2006 6:18:05 AM EDT by Greenhorn]
I always liked the IV-V-I, but it's always fun to mix it up with a deceptive vi, or perhaps a neopolitan or +6 chord or something.

Link Posted: 1/31/2006 6:37:30 AM EDT

This one always made the guys crack up-


A yellow bird, with a yellow bill,
Landed on, my window sill.

I lured him in, with a crust of bread,
and-then-I-smashed-his-fuckin'-head!


Link Posted: 1/31/2006 6:45:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/31/2006 6:48:06 AM EDT by ZitiForBreakfast]
Anything relating to a C-130 drove me crazy. When I was lat-moving into the wing, I thought- "Man, if all these C-130 cadence is true, I am going to be one busy mo-fo when I get to the 130's..."

They were true, I was gone all the time



My favorite, from the mid 90's:

What that running down your neck?

Runners: Juice Juice

Whats that running down your back?

Runners: Juice Juice

Whats that running down your legs?

Runners: Juice Juice

Who's that guy who stabed his wife?

Juice Juice



The momma and poppa lying in bed and gettin' some PT was great
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 6:55:44 AM EDT
Model A Ford and a tank full of gas,
Hand full of pussy and a mouth full of ass.

A classic.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 7:14:10 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 7:33:53 AM EDT
Marching cadence.

In fourteen hundred and ninty two a beggar from the valley
He roamed thru all the streets of Rome and shit in every alley
He said the world was round tho
They said it couldn't be found tho
The hypothetical masterbatin' sonofabitch Columbo

He went to the queen of Spain and asked for ships and cargo
He swore that he would eat her ass if he didn't bring back Chicago
He said the world was round tho
They said it couldn't be found tho
The hypothetical masterbatin' sonofabitch Columbo

The queen she gave him three small ships, they all were triple decker
The queen she waved her hand good-bye, Columbo waved his pecker
He said the world was round tho
They said it couldn't be found tho
The hypothetical masterbatin' sonofabitch Columbo

The cabin boy, the cabin boy, the cheerful little gipper
His teeth slammed shut when he sneezed and he circumsized the skipper
He said the world was round tho
They said it couldn't be found tho
The hypothetical masterbatin' sonofabitch Columbo

Fort Benning
1993 by Drill Sgt Wadsworth
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 7:42:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bcw107:
Marching cadence.

In fourteen hundred and ninty two a beggar from the valley
He roamed thru all the streets of Rome and shit in every alley
He said the world was round tho
They said it couldn't be found tho
The hypothetical masterbatin' sonofabitch Columbo

He went to the queen of Spain and asked for ships and cargo
He swore that he would eat her ass if he didn't bring back Chicago
He said the world was round tho
They said it couldn't be found tho
The hypothetical masterbatin' sonofabitch Columbo

The queen she gave him three small ships, they all were triple decker
The queen she waved her hand good-bye, Columbo waved his pecker
He said the world was round tho
They said it couldn't be found tho
The hypothetical masterbatin' sonofabitch Columbo

The cabin boy, the cabin boy, the cheerful little gipper
His teeth slammed shut when he sneezed and he circumsized the skipper
He said the world was round tho
They said it couldn't be found tho
The hypothetical masterbatin' sonofabitch Columbo

Fort Benning
1993 by Drill Sgt Wadsworth



that is some hilarious shit, I have never heard that one
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 7:45:12 AM EDT
Tag,

I gotta send this to my USN brother.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 7:45:33 AM EDT
Napalm stick like glue

Sticks to the women and the children, too.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 7:46:43 AM EDT
Aim the missiles at the schoolhouse,
Watch the children jump with laughter as the schoolhouse burns to hell,
Throw some candy to the children, watch them all gather round,
Mow the little bastards down, Mow the little bastards down.

Something Radio and call for fire but can't remember the whole song. By the way it was a marching cadence.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 9:43:17 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 10:26:22 AM EDT
Now we sing dis stupid song!
Sing it as we run along!
Why we sing dis we don't know!
We can't make der words rhyme prop'ly!
Sound off! One! Two!
Sound off! Many! Lots!
Sound off. Er, what?


www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html :

58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.
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