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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:21:15 PM EDT
[#1]
My son said he marched to "Spongbob Squarepants" in RTC.
"Who lives in a pinapple under the sea Spongebob Squarepants! Absorbant and porus and yellow is he Spongebob Squarepants!" |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:22:50 PM EDT
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See that lady dressed in black.....she makes her living on her back
See that lady dressed in red....she makes her living giving head See that lady turning green....she just swallowed her spermacreme If I die on the Russian front....bury me with a Russian cunt (I got in some shit with the cadre with this one during a PT run one morning in ROTC...seems that some of the cadences we learned at Armor OSUT were verboten in their minds...PC was already invading, even in '90...) ETA...the 4th one has nothing to do with the first three....it was just part of a longer cadence... |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:44:01 PM EDT
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Jesse James said before he died,
there are four things I'd like to ride, a tricycle, bicycle, automobile, and the First Sergeant's wife when he's in the field. -Smalls Sgt. of Marines |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 1:15:04 PM EDT
[#4]
Chased a possum up a tree
had an urge and went on me eyes are red teeth are green someone peed in my canteen Bing and Sally liked to run too bad Sally always won (Bing was one of the guys in my Scout troop on the HS Cross Country Team and on our trips to the lake at Summer Camp, he would run around the lake instead of swimming (at 6000 feet you get a real good cardio training), there was a girl up there from one of the church camps (and better acclimated) that ran with him a few times and beat him a few times. Far be it from us to let him live it down.) |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 1:17:26 PM EDT
[#5]
Wow... Navy? I'm sorry. |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 1:21:03 PM EDT
[#6]
I don't know but I've been told!
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold! - R. Lee Ermey. |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 1:21:04 PM EDT
[#7]
One two three and a quarter
I got a date with the 1st Sgt's daughter Top,Top hes a sucker He don't know it but I'm Gonna Fuck Her. That cadence made me strong and fast. I used to have to stop calling cadence, do pushups then catch back up. Airborne!!! 
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Posted: 1/27/2006 1:32:47 PM EDT
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"Mama-san sippin on a pink lemonade,
pulled the pin on my grenade, All I ever want to see, is crispy burning bodies." 'nother one... "Mama told sally not to go downtown, too many airborne hangin around. Sally got the ass and she went anyway, three months later she was startin to pay. Nine months later, and after some pain, comes a bald-headed warior swinging a chain." One of the best cadences I ever heard was sung by a small Drill Sgt. named Little who could really sing. He would sing the one that goes "I'm a steam roller, baby. And I'm rollin down the line. You'd better get out of my way now. Before I roll all over you." went through the progression to Jack hammer, and various other implements of destruction. Running with him didn't seem so bad because of singing his cadences. Had a Black Hat that could sing like hell too and would dance in and among the formation as we ran around the "Mighty Ungawas". God bless the days of singing and running up and down Ardennes and trough the other guys barracks... "I'd rather be a baby in the belly of a whore, than to be a paratrooper in the 504." Sometimes, I actually miss those days. 
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Posted: 1/27/2006 5:08:28 PM EDT
[#9]
We're gonna rape, kill, pillage and burn,
we're gonna rape, kill, pillage and burn. Eat babies. Rape, kill, pillage and burn, we're gonna rape, kill, pillage and burn. Repeat.  HKO |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 5:23:26 PM EDT
[#10]
I liked ''my old dog blue''
and someone always seemed to start Ralph the Airborne Ranger, whenever we were going somewhere in a transport. I haven't heard that sung outside my unit. |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 5:36:49 PM EDT
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I don't know a ton of them, but I like these:
Running Paratroopers Down by the River Airborne Ranger Pick up your Weapon Delta, Bravo, Charlie If I Die in a Combat Zone 1-2-3-4, I Love the Marine Corps |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 5:44:38 PM EDT
[#12]
A-10 A-10 flying high
drop that napalm from the sky. See those kids by the river drop some napalm watch them quiver. Napalm (emphasize napalm) sticks to kids! Napalm sticks to kids! See those kids by the lake drop some napalm watch them bake. Napalm (emphasize napalm) sticks to kids! Napalm sticks to kids! See those kids the hut shove some napalm up their butt! Napalm (emphasize napalm) sticks to kids! Napalm sticks to kids! ----------------------------------- C-130 going down the strip blew a tire and the mutha fucka flipped Well the C-130 ain't flying today Air Force pilot went UA Mission top secret destination unknown so his sorry ass just stayed at home The Colonel had a mission that he had to complete So he reached for the phone down at his feet He thought just a second then he said "What the Heck" dialed 1-800-LEATHER NECK |
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Posted: 1/31/2006 6:07:45 AM EDT
[#13]
the napalm one was cool...
I always liked up jumped the monkey... |
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Posted: 1/31/2006 6:12:54 AM EDT
[#14]
I don't know but its been said
Air force wings and made of led I don't know but its been told NAVY wings are made of gold 
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Posted: 1/31/2006 6:17:58 AM EDT
[#15]
I always liked the IV-V-I, but it's always fun to mix it up with a deceptive vi, or perhaps a neopolitan or +6 chord or something.
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Posted: 1/31/2006 6:37:30 AM EDT
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This one always made the guys crack up- A yellow bird, with a yellow bill, Landed on, my window sill. I lured him in, with a crust of bread, and-then-I-smashed-his-fuckin'-head! |
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Posted: 1/31/2006 6:45:15 AM EDT
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Anything relating to a C-130 drove me crazy. When I was lat-moving into the wing, I thought- "Man, if all these C-130 cadence is true, I am going to be one busy mo-fo when I get to the 130's..."
They were true, I was gone all the time  My favorite, from the mid 90's: What that running down your neck? Runners: Juice Juice Whats that running down your back? Runners: Juice Juice Whats that running down your legs? Runners: Juice Juice Who's that guy who stabed his wife? Juice Juice The momma and poppa lying in bed and gettin' some PT was great
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Posted: 1/31/2006 6:55:44 AM EDT
[#18]
Model A Ford and a tank full of gas,
Hand full of pussy and a mouth full of ass. A classic. |
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Posted: 1/31/2006 7:14:10 AM EDT
[#19]
dupe....lol
Down in Mississippi, close to New Orleans, Lived a bad motherfucker named alligator green. Alligator Green drive a GTO, Listen to rock and roll on the radio With a three button vest and a brown derby hat, Alligator green pack a blade and a gat Lined a hundred women up against a wall Bet thousand dollars he could F them all F'ed 98 'til his balls turned blue Backed up, jacked off, F'ed the other two. **************** UH-60 Sittin' on the strip Air Assault Recon gonna take a little trip Mission top secret, destination unknown, About 30 miles north of Pan Mun Jom Stand up, hook up, lean into an "L" Bound right out and your on rappel..... ********* See that commie up on the hill He's the sunofabitch I must kill And if my M-16 won;t do I'll bust him with some 7 6 2 Bite, kick stomp his face Strangle him with my boot lace And if he's still a fighting fool I'll do him with entrenching tool ******************** Whip me, beat me, I need love Let me feel that leather glove Walk spike heels up and down my back Fishhooks through my scrotum sack Whips and chains now they're a blast Let's go baby spank my ass **********************
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Posted: 1/31/2006 7:33:53 AM EDT
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Marching cadence.
In fourteen hundred and ninty two a beggar from the valley He roamed thru all the streets of Rome and shit in every alley He said the world was round tho They said it couldn't be found tho The hypothetical masterbatin' sonofabitch Columbo He went to the queen of Spain and asked for ships and cargo He swore that he would eat her ass if he didn't bring back Chicago He said the world was round tho They said it couldn't be found tho The hypothetical masterbatin' sonofabitch Columbo The queen she gave him three small ships, they all were triple decker The queen she waved her hand good-bye, Columbo waved his pecker He said the world was round tho They said it couldn't be found tho The hypothetical masterbatin' sonofabitch Columbo The cabin boy, the cabin boy, the cheerful little gipper His teeth slammed shut when he sneezed and he circumsized the skipper He said the world was round tho They said it couldn't be found tho The hypothetical masterbatin' sonofabitch Columbo Fort Benning 1993 by Drill Sgt Wadsworth |
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Posted: 1/31/2006 7:42:26 AM EDT
[#21]
that is some hilarious shit, I have never heard that one
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Posted: 1/31/2006 7:45:12 AM EDT
[#22]
Tag,
I gotta send this to my USN brother. 
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Posted: 1/31/2006 7:45:33 AM EDT
[#23]
Napalm stick like glue
Sticks to the women and the children, too. |
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Posted: 1/31/2006 7:46:43 AM EDT
[#24]
Aim the missiles at the schoolhouse,
Watch the children jump with laughter as the schoolhouse burns to hell, Throw some candy to the children, watch them all gather round, Mow the little bastards down, Mow the little bastards down. Something Radio and call for fire but can't remember the whole song. By the way it was a marching cadence. |
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Posted: 1/31/2006 9:43:17 AM EDT
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Love it! One of my old time faves, too, although I heard it as in fourteen hundred and ninety0two, a Dago from Portales, Was walking downt he avenue, selling hot tamales.... The cabin boy, the cabin boy, the dirty little nipper, He lined his ass with broken glass and circumcised the skipper.... and an added verse.. For forty days and forty nights they sailed upon the water, If not for the thought of a piece of ass, There would have been a slaughter...... In Herbert McBrides book, "A Rifleman Went to War", he references this cadence. The book is about his experiences with the Canadians in WWI (1915-1917). So it truly is a classic our Grandfathers and Great-Grandfathers may have sung. |
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Posted: 1/31/2006 10:26:22 AM EDT
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Now we sing dis stupid song!
Sing it as we run along! Why we sing dis we don't know! We can't make der words rhyme prop'ly! Sound off! One! Two! Sound off! Many! Lots! Sound off. Er, what? www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html :
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