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Posted: 8/22/2017 7:17:48 PM EST
Not a poop thread. Hopefully the word "crapper" is okay in the title.

Here's one of mine:



Has a roughly 1 page writeup on each aircraft type. You can read a few, or several, depending on how long your business takes.

Open up to any random page, no story to keep track of like a novel.

Bonus that it's small enough to fit on the tank lid.
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 7:19:08 PM EST
It was "Boston's Gun Bible" for years.

It's now the Farmer's Almanac.
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 7:20:26 PM EST
I sit, poop, and GTFO.

I've never understood why people hang out and read or do crosswords on the shitter.
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 7:24:37 PM EST
Lately, it's been Lyman's 50th Anniversary reloading manual.

How it ended up there instead of on my reloading bench is somewhat of a mystery.
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 7:25:19 PM EST
Northern Tool Catalog
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 7:28:25 PM EST
Atlas Shurgged. 10,000 craps and I am still only half way done.
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 7:30:18 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/22/2017 7:31:23 PM EST by TecRsq]
Old Maxim and Stuff magazines, with a nice assortment of Hot Rod, Fourwheeler and related.

I got a decent library for the throne.
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 7:31:01 PM EST
Iphone 7
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 7:31:41 PM EST


OR,



In case I run out of regular paper I have a back up.
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 7:33:26 PM EST
On Combat
On Killing
The Hunt for Red October
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 7:36:29 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/22/2017 7:39:09 PM EST by Thermionix]
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Originally Posted By Conner378:
Iphone 7
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It's keeping track of your movements and sending updates to Marky Z.
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 7:51:34 PM EST
Sitting on the shitter right now, posting about what i do while taking a shit.

Can i offer anybody a poo pic to prove it?























Oh yeah it just turned into a poop thread
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 7:52:57 PM EST
Shit or get off the pot, no need for a book.
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 8:01:47 PM EST
Uncle John's Bathroom Reading

You'll thank me later. There are many different volumes and they're all equally good.
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 8:03:49 PM EST
'The Intruders' by Stephen Coonts.
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 8:12:01 PM EST
Guns
American Handgunner
American Rifleman
I need to add a reloading focused magazine
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 8:12:37 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Cheepjeep85:
Sitting on the shitter right now, posting about what i do while taking a shit.

Can i offer anybody a poo pic to prove it?























Oh yeah it just turned into a poop thread
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This. Fuck paper print, smartphone and GD FTW!
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 8:35:37 PM EST
Arfcom GD
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 8:45:34 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/22/2017 8:46:42 PM EST by 44-40pro]
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Originally Posted By triburst1:
I sit, poop, and GTFO.

I've never understood why people hang out and read or do crosswords on the shitter.
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Came here to post this!! I do not see the attraction of sitting over a steaming bowl of poo and reading a book, doing a crossword puzzle, or any other thing besides getting the hell out of there, with a shot of Odor Assassin (pun intended) as I depart. But,....... I have been told that some Arfcommers get a TREMENDOUS amount of pleasure basking in the fumes of a massive bowel movement for hours on end.

Different strokes for different folks I guess..
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 8:46:54 PM EST
Link.
Lots of good reading here, sometimes better than the jail blotter in the local paper.
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 8:47:23 PM EST
ARF on a ipotato
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 8:47:36 PM EST
Far Side.
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 8:48:38 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/22/2017 8:49:22 PM EST by Johnny_Reno]
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 8:49:53 PM EST
I take my iPad and watch German shit porn, helps move things along.
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 8:51:34 PM EST
Owners manual to whatever new appliance or gadget that we have. It gets read pretty good that way. 
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 8:52:51 PM EST
Meditations by Marcus Aurelius
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 8:53:47 PM EST
OP's punts must have a lot of hang time to be reading books.
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