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Posted: 10/30/2009 7:55:10 AM EST
Going to a "regular" Halloween party tonight; may be going to a Police/FF/EMT party on Saturday.

I am dressed as Thorny.
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[Last Edit: 10/30/2009 8:01:24 AM EST by UncivilEngineer]

Link Posted: 10/30/2009 8:01:07 AM EST
Does this look like spit to you?
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 8:01:49 AM EST
"I don't want a Large Farva, I want a GOD DAMN liter of cola."
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 8:01:59 AM EST
You.... Bear fucker....

Do you need assistance??
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 8:06:53 AM EST
"You boys like Mexico?"
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[Last Edit: 10/30/2009 8:10:51 AM EST by jjc155]
" You gotta relax your throat and dont forget to cup the balls."

"next time something like this happens, I want you to stop for a second and take your heads out of eachothers asses."

"can't make 'em speed." (I have actually used that one before, LOL).

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[Last Edit: 10/30/2009 8:10:23 AM EST by jjc155]
double tap!

Link Posted: 10/30/2009 8:19:26 AM EST
"Who wants a moustache ride?" is the one I'm going to wear out at the party tonight... will probably piss the wife off.
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 8:24:39 AM EST
"I am all that is man!"
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 8:45:25 AM EST
I swear to god I'm going to pistol whip the next guy that says Shenanigans!

Hey Farva, whats the name of that restaurant you like with the goofy shit on the walls and the motzorella sticks?

Shenanigans?? You're talking about Shenanigans right!!


Do we look like the two dumbest guys in the world to you??
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 8:55:10 AM EST
It stinks like sex in here.

Good thing for you, Thorny was the one that said it!
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:11:31 AM EST
"Or what? You'll light my country music award on fire?"
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[Last Edit: 10/30/2009 10:02:04 AM EST by DLaw]

Want me punchisize your face for free?

That look like spit to you?
Fuck it!
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:28:04 AM EST
"Hey Farva, what's the name of that place you like with all the goofy shit on the walls"?


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[Last Edit: 10/30/2009 10:08:49 AM EST by DLaw]

These Snausberries taste like snausberries

I got you good you....
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 10:25:35 AM EST
"Who wants a mustache ride?"
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What about that little guy?
That little guy? Don't worry about that little guy..

The lice they hate the powdered sugar..

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"You boys like Mexiiiiico?"
"Not so funny Meow is it?"
"Well, I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert"
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Link Posted: 10/30/2009 2:20:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By txcop893:
"Who wants a mustache ride?"
I don't grow one well, but I've been hiding my mustache within beard growth... since freakin' August.

I finally set it free this morning.

I've actually already had my first run-in with a badge bunny. One of the teachers at my son's daycare.

And wouldn't you know it, she was dressed as a slutty nurse!
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 6:39:13 PM EST
"How ya feelin' Mac?"

(from a distance) "GOOOOOOD ENOUGH TO F*************K YOUR MOTHERRRRRRR!!!"
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 8:36:44 PM EST
The Infamous Radar and Masturbation Scene.

"Littering And? Littering And? Littering And? .......

"Can I get a cheese burger..... .. For a Cop?"
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 6:53:56 AM EST
License and registration...Chicken F**KER
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[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 7:16:55 AM EST by wise_jake]

Originally Posted By MatSim:
License and registration...Chicken F**KER
I did use "chicken fucker" several times, although I didn't have quite the occasion to wear out "Who wants a mustache ride?" that I thought I would.

Bunch of tattooed, hard-rocking people at that party, but I'm pretty sure we were the "wild ones" (which isn't saying much, anymore).

Wife's camera wasn't working, but almost everyone else had cameras, and a couple had camcorders.

I'll wait to see what shows up on Facebook, and if I see my mustachioed mug pops up, I'll post pics here.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 7:10:48 AM EST
Why don't you go have a seat on Uncle Rabbit's lap?
I don't think that's such a good idea!

Who wants cream? Okay, no cream.

Link Posted: 11/1/2009 7:25:13 AM EST
" they think i am mexican "

the first 10 minutes of that movie is pure awesome for quoting material.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 7:35:39 AM EST
Your mother should've swallowed you!
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 8:29:05 PM EST
Now I need to watch the movie, thanks alot.
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