John Deere Green
by Joe Diffie

They were farm kids way down in Dixie
Met in high school in the sixties
Everyone knew it was love from the start
One July in the midnight hour
He climbed upon the water tower
Stood on the rail and painted a 10ft heart...

In John Deere Green
On a hot summer night
He wrote Billy Bob loves Charlene
In letters 3 foot high
And the whole town said that he should have used red
But it looked good to Charlene
In John Deere Green

They settled down on 80 acres
Raising sweet corn, kids, and tomatos
They went together like a hand and a glove
On a clear day from their front yard
If you look and know what to look for
Off to the east you can still read his words of love...

In John Deere Green
On a hot summer night
He wrote Billy Bob loves Charlene
In letters 3 foot high
And the whole town said the boy should have used red
But it looked good to Charlene
In John Deere Green

Now more than once
The town has discovered
painting over it ain't no use
There ain't no paint in the world
That'll cover it, the heart keeps showing through...

In John Deere Green
On a hot summer night
He wrote Billy Bob loves Charlene
In letters 3 foot high
And the whole town said the fool should have used red
But it looked good to Charlene
In John Deere Green

I like most of  G. Strait's songs.   Heck, there are lots of great country songs with a romantic flavor.

My favorite?  "I'll get over you as soon as you get out from under him"

"I was home getting hammered (while she's out getting nailed)" by Banjo & Sullivan

"Moral of this story is sad but true
I love to drink and she loves to screw"

Quoted: Now i went out last Sunday with my little Mary Anne She said please stay 'till Monday and she grabbed me by the can She laid a big one on me- surprised me with her tongue But her surprise was waitin' there between my cheek and gum Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile Copenhagen, do yourself a favor chew Copenhagen, drivin' pretty girls wild So I went to the movies with my little Peggy Sue I had my dip there in my lip just like I always do She didn't know I's spittin in my Coca Cola cup She took a great big swaller and then threw her popcorn up, Whoa! Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile Copenhagen, do yourself a favor chew Copenhagen, drivin' pretty girls wild The moral of this story is so very sad but true If you stay 'till breakfast friend, they'll wanna marry you So try my little method and I promise you no doubt Dip some Copenhagen if you wanna snuff 'em out Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile Copenhagen, do yourself a favor chew Copenhagen, drivin' pretty girls wild Copenhagen, drivin' pretty girls wild

Tennesee Stud .......................Sung by Doc Watson.........................There never was a hoss like the Tennesee stud!!!

Along about eighteen and twenty-five
I left Tennessee very much alive
I never would have got through the Arkansas mud
If I hadn't been a-ridin on the Tennessee stud

I had some trouble with my sweetheart's pa
One of her brothers was a bad outlaw
I sent her a letter by my Uncle Fud
And I rode away on the Tennessee stud

CHORUS:
The Tennessee stud was long and lean
The color of the sun and his eyes were green
He had the nerve and he had the blood
And there never was a hoss like the Tennessee stud

One day I was ridin' in the beautiful land
And ran smack into an Indian band
They jerked their knives with a whoop and a yell
But I rode away like a bat out of hell

Well I circled their camp for a time or two
And showed what a Tennessee hoss could do
And them redskin boys never got my blood
'Cause I was a-ridin' on the Tennessee stud

CHORUS

We drifted on down into no man's land
We crossed the river called the Rio Grande
I raced my hoss with the Spaniards bold
Till I got me a skin full of silver and gold

Me and a gambler we couldn't agree
We got in a fight over Tennessee
We jerked our guns, he fell with a thud
And I got away on the Tennessee stud

CHORUS

Well, I got as lonesome as a man can be
Dreamin' of my girl in Tennessee
The Tennessee stud's green eyes turned blue
'Cause he was a-dneamin' of a sweetheart too

We loped on back across Arkansas
I whipped her brother and I whipped her pa
I found that girl with the golden hair
And she was ridin' on a Tennessee mare

CHORUS

Stirrup to stirrup and side by side
We crossed the mountains and the valleys wide
We came to Big Muddy and we forded the flood
On the Tennessee mare and the Tennessee stud

Pretty little baby on the cabin floor
Little hoss colt playin' 'round the door
I love the girl with golden hair
And the Tennessee stud loves the Tennessee mare

Let's Whup Real Good On The Kids by Jimmy Ray Thudpucker.

Redneck Yacht Club and Hick Town.

Pretty good songs that get you singing along after you've heard them a couple times.

WIZZO

Cum Stains on the Pillow  by David Alan Coe


She went away and left me

Oh She never said a word
And even if she would have told me
I probably never would have heard
Well she once said no other woman honey
could lay up in her bed

Noe theres cum stains on the pillow
Where she once laid her head
cum stains on the pillow
in the middle of the bed

I found me a true fine momma
and she got some damn good head
but i hope shes out there listening
to every word i said

Cause theres cum stains on the pillow
Where she once laid her head
(Play it now Guitar Solo)

Here now when she took my Cadilliac
That didnt bother me abit
When she took that blue tick hound
she shouldnt ever done that shit

Never thought Id see the day
Her love would be as dead
as the cum stains on the pillow
Where she once laid her head

Cum stains on the pillow
In the middle of the bed
Found me a too fine momma
and shes got some damn good head

I hope your out there listening
To every word i said
Cause there cum stains on the pillow
where you once laid your head

Yes theres cum stains on the pillow
In the middle of bed



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