"Billy, What you've just said is the the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard.

At no point in your rambling incoherent response did you even come close to what could be considered a rational thought.

Everyone in this room is now DUMBER for having listened to you.

I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."

So many times I wanna post this in reply to some troll's post, but it just takes so long to type...

"I'm your Huckleberry"

"You'll owe the Coca-Cola Company"

"Sometimes there just arent enough rocks"

"No, I don't think... nor do I assume, speculate or hypothesize" Way of the Gun

"We didn't get all dressed up for nothin' " Braveheart



I'm not sure what my favorites actually are, but I quote both of these at least once a week for one reason or another. They're pretty useful in everyday situations for amusement.

"Two in the box ready to go.  We be fast and they be slow"

Billy Madison FTW

I pull that one out for special occasions every now and again

JAYNE ROCKS!!!!!



Kaylee Frye: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.

"you've had this extra pair of gloves this whole time?"

"Well, yeah, were in the Rockies."

"I'm going to kill you Harry, I'm going to kill you!"

"Fuck You!" - various characters, various movies.

"I'll be back"

I do a lota fuckin favas fa you...Im tryin ta bang this broad. Ya can help me out? - Joe Pesci: Goodfellas

C'mon I gotta betta shot lettin him drive. - Joe Pesci: Goodfellas

Ming, whatya you still doin hea...I though I told you to go fuck ya mutha.


Fuckin classic!

anything from a clint eastwood western....or a john wayne western....


SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE.....

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."

"It's not the first hole I dug"

Copy it to notepad page. Save the notepad on Desktop. Copy/paste as needed.

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Alexa 'Lex' Woods: [Rousseau is loading a pistol] Seven seasons on the ice, and I've never seen a gun save someone's life.
Adele Rousseau: I don't plan on using it.
Alexa 'Lex' Woods: Then why bring it?
Adele Rousseau: Same principle as a condom. I'd rather have one and not need it, then need it and not have one.





Glock 17 = 9mm Full Size
Glock 17L = 9mm with ~6" Barrel
Glcok 18 = Full Auto 9mm
Glock 19 = Compact 9mm
Glock 20 = 10mm Full Size
Glock 21 = .45 ACP Full Size
Glock 22 = .40 S&W Full size
Glock 23 = .40 S&W Compact
Glock 24 = .40 S&W  with ~6" Barrel
Glock 25 = .380 ACP the size of a Glock 19
Glock 26 = Subcompact 9mm
Glock 27 = Subcpmpact .40 S&W
Glock 28 = .380 ACP the size of a Glock 26
Glock 29 = 10mm Compact
Glock 30 = .45 ACP Compact
Glock 31 = .357 Auto Full Size
Glock 32 = .357 Auto Compact
Glock 33 = .357 Auto Subcompact
Glock 34 = 9mm Tactical/Practical
Glock 35 = .40 S&W Tactical/Practical
Glock 36 = .45 ACP Single Column Magazine/Slim Grip
Glock 37 = .45 GAP Full Size
Glock 38 = .45 GAP Compact
Glock 39 = .45 GAP Subcompact


There are also RTF. RTF2, Compensated, SF versions of some models.


THE WIKI:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glock_pistol

It groups by CALIBER {EXCEPT the Subcompacts}, and has the RTF, RTF2, Compensated,  and SF Models {up to the time of the update of the WIki} listed.....

Way too many to type out on arf mobile!!!! Today one of my co workers actually asking the other guys "what would you if you won a million dollars?" I was sad that I was the only one to say "have sex with 2 chicks at the same time"
I also say "you boys ever been to mexico?" Quite often...

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Kill 'em Marv.......Kill 'em good.

Bascially anything from Sin City

For the absolute win!

Say when

I hate rude behavior in a man, wont tolerate it.

Woodrow Call

"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives".

- Hedley Lamarr

"Iam not locked in with you, you are locked in with me!"- Rorschach                                  "Worth dying for, worth killing for, worth going to hell for!"- Marv

BAYONETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That movie is a quotable masterpiece!

"We're gonna need a shitload of dimes!" being my personal favorite.

Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said (coc violation)?





No, I didn't





You know why you didn't see a sign?





Why?





Cause it ain't there, cause (coc violation) ain't my fuckin business, that's why!
Oh, and:



With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.

"You just shot an unarmed man!"

"If he's gonna be decoratin' his saloon with my friend, then he shoulda armed himself."

What in the world does all the glock stuff has to do with OP's intent?

EDIT- to avoid the same- "Well ya know, for me, the action is the juice." -HEAT. I use that one a bunch.

"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGpajGj07BU

Ditto!

I am a Chris Farley fan

- I was just checking the specs on the rotary gurter...I'm retarded

- I name this here fork "Pittsburgh Nellie"; a Welsh whore who could do things with her one good arm that'd make you forget that thing on her neck.

Tommy: I l-left a message.
Richard : A message? What number did you call?
Tommy: Two, four, niner, five, six, seven...
Richard: I can't hear you, you're trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?
Tommy: No, it was cordless.
Richard: You know what? Don't. Not here, not now.

Tommy: Where are we gonna take the deer?
Richard: I dunno, the vet?
Tommy: You take dead animals to the vet?
Richard: Why not? I'd take you to the vet.
Tommy: Yeah I'll take you to the... Um...
Richard: Got that?
Tommy: Shut up.

"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..."

"Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command."

"Well, my days of taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."

"Get these bodies together. Zoe, you and Simon are gonna rope 'em together. Five or six of them, I want them laid out on the nose of our ship. Put Book front and center. He's our friend, we should honor him. Kaylee, find that kid who's takin' a dirt nap with baby Jesus. We need a hood ornament. Jayne, try not to steal too much of their shit!"

- We're 106 miles from Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses...
- Hit it.
(The Blues Brothers)


- I've come to chew bubblegum and kick ass.  And I'm all out of bubblegum.  
(They Live)

"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

_MaH

"Stop eating my sesame cake!!!"



- Congo

English M*ther-Fucker do you speak it.
Say WHAT again, I dare you.
Pulp Fiction Samuel L Jackson.

"Shoot straight ya bastards! Don't make a mess of it!"

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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Dear Buddha, I want a pony and a plastic rocket ship.
Inara Serra: Mal, what are you doing here?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You invited me.
Inara Serra: I never thought for a second you'd be stupid enough to come!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Well that makes you a tease.

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Jayne Cobb: I'll be in my bunk.

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Jayne Cobb: We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms.
Jayne Cobb: I just get excitable as to choice- like to have my options open.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job.
Jayne Cobb: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: No grenades.
[Jayne groans]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: No grenades!
Zoë: We crashin' again?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Go talk to your husband. Is the mule prepped?
Zoë: Good to go sir. Just loading her up. Are those grenades?
Jayne Cobb: Cap'n doesn't want them.
Zoë: We're robbing the place, we're not occupying it.

Later:

Jayne Cobb: Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?

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Bar Patron: Hey, hey. Yeah you, get up. What are you retarded? Get off the fucking car!
Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucksuck, get your slippery fucking ass off the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!
Parker: Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!
Raving Bitch: You're gonna wish you never fucking got up this fucking morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up! And then after that while he's fucking up your fucking gay uncle over there I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you fucking faggot bitch! You gaylord fucking bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you fucking faggot? You like to ass fuck? Fontanella fucking babyheads!
Bar Patron: Go ahead.
Raving Bitch: You like to fuck babyheads? You like to fuck boys? He's gonna fuck you in the ass, how do you like that? He's not even gay but he'll do it just to fuck...
Bar Patron: Honey honey. She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xsaMcw69D8

Well, I was demonstrating a way to have the quote handy, if he wants.


EDIT TO ADD: Made the movie quote red, since it got missed.

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
-The Dude

You and your fuckin' rope
-Boondock saints

Rocco:  Fuckin'... What the fuckin' fuck... Who the fuck... Fuck this fuckin'... How did you two fuckin' fucks... FUCK!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
-Boondock Saints

220 221 what ever it takes

"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw."  Heathers  

From the same..."I've got a BAAAAAAD feeling about this"



"Hey, he's TALKING to you"

"Fuck you."  - Repo Man



 

No, fuck you- Ah-nold in commando

Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

"What do you mean "You people"?
"What do YOU mean "You people"?

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"I'm a lead farmer, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!"

"I'm trying to listen to the fucking song!"

"What do you mean "You people"?
"What do YOU mean "You people"?

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"I'm a lead farmer, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!"

"Ok then."



Said by dern near pretty much everyone in Raisin' Arizona.
                                                                                                                           Ok then.
Wesley