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Posted: 12/14/2009 6:20:53 PM EDT
"Billy, What you've just said is the the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard.

At no point in your rambling incoherent response did you even come close to what could be considered a rational thought.

Everyone in this room is now DUMBER for having listened to you.

I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."


So many times I wanna post this in reply to some troll's post, but it just takes so long to type...
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:21:24 PM EDT
"I'm your Huckleberry"
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:22:53 PM EDT
"You'll owe the Coca-Cola Company"
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:28:26 PM EDT
"Sometimes there just arent enough rocks"
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:28:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:28:50 PM EDT
"No, I don't think... nor do I assume, speculate or hypothesize" Way of the Gun

"We didn't get all dressed up for nothin' " Braveheart



I'm not sure what my favorites actually are, but I quote both of these at least once a week for one reason or another. They're pretty useful in everyday situations for amusement.
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:29:14 PM EDT
"Two in the box ready to go.  We be fast and they be slow"
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:30:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By the_great_snag:
"Billy, What you've just said is the the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard.

At no point in your rambling incoherent response did you even come close to what could be considered a rational thought.

Everyone in this room is now DUMBER for having listened to you.

I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."


So many times I wanna post this in reply to some troll's post, but it just takes so long to type...


Billy Madison FTW

I pull that one out for special occasions every now and again
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:30:42 PM EDT
JAYNE ROCKS!!!!!



Kaylee Frye: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:30:45 PM EDT
"you've had this extra pair of gloves this whole time?"

"Well, yeah, were in the Rockies."

"I'm going to kill you Harry, I'm going to kill you!"
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:31:26 PM EDT
"Fuck You!" - various characters, various movies.
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:31:55 PM EDT
"I'll be back"
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:32:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/14/2009 6:35:17 PM EDT by TheNine]
I do a lota fuckin favas fa you...Im tryin ta bang this broad. Ya can help me out? - Joe Pesci: Goodfellas

C'mon I gotta betta shot lettin him drive. - Joe Pesci: Goodfellas

Ming, whatya you still doin hea...I though I told you to go fuck ya mutha.


Fuckin classic!
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:33:07 PM EDT
anything from a clint eastwood western....or a john wayne western....


SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE.....
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:33:10 PM EDT
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:33:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TheNine:
I do a lota fuckin favas fa you...Im tryin ta bang this broad. Ya can help me out? - Joe Pesci: Goodfellas

C'mon I gotta betta shot lettin him drive. - Joe Pesci: Goodfellas


"It's not the first hole I dug"

Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:34:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By the_great_snag:
"Billy, What you've just said is the the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard.

At no point in your rambling incoherent response did you even come close to what could be considered a rational thought.

Everyone in this room is now DUMBER for having listened to you.

I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."


So many times I wanna post this in reply to some troll's post, but it just takes so long to type...


Copy it to notepad page. Save the notepad on Desktop. Copy/paste as needed.

Posted the following in like fifteen seconds:

Entry to this  thread preceding the





Alexa 'Lex' Woods: [Rousseau is loading a pistol] Seven seasons on the ice, and I've never seen a gun save someone's life.
Adele Rousseau: I don't plan on using it.
Alexa 'Lex' Woods: Then why bring it?
Adele Rousseau: Same principle as a condom. I'd rather have one and not need it, then need it and not have one.





Glock 17 = 9mm Full Size
Glock 17L = 9mm with ~6" Barrel
Glcok 18 = Full Auto 9mm
Glock 19 = Compact 9mm
Glock 20 = 10mm Full Size
Glock 21 = .45 ACP Full Size
Glock 22 = .40 S&W Full size
Glock 23 = .40 S&W Compact
Glock 24 = .40 S&W  with ~6" Barrel
Glock 25 = .380 ACP the size of a Glock 19
Glock 26 = Subcompact 9mm
Glock 27 = Subcpmpact .40 S&W
Glock 28 = .380 ACP the size of a Glock 26
Glock 29 = 10mm Compact
Glock 30 = .45 ACP Compact
Glock 31 = .357 Auto Full Size
Glock 32 = .357 Auto Compact
Glock 33 = .357 Auto Subcompact
Glock 34 = 9mm Tactical/Practical
Glock 35 = .40 S&W Tactical/Practical
Glock 36 = .45 ACP Single Column Magazine/Slim Grip
Glock 37 = .45 GAP Full Size
Glock 38 = .45 GAP Compact
Glock 39 = .45 GAP Subcompact


There are also RTF. RTF2, Compensated, SF versions of some models.


THE WIKI:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glock_pistol

It groups by CALIBER {EXCEPT the Subcompacts}, and has the RTF, RTF2, Compensated,  and SF Models {up to the time of the update of the WIki} listed.....


Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:35:40 PM EDT
Way too many to type out on arf mobile!!!! Today one of my co workers actually asking the other guys "what would you if you won a million dollars?" I was sad that I was the only one to say "have sex with 2 chicks at the same time"
I also say "you boys ever been to mexico?" Quite often...

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:36:20 PM EDT
Kill 'em Marv.......Kill 'em good.

Bascially anything from Sin City
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:37:08 PM EDT
For the absolute win!


Originally Posted By DScottHewitt:
JAYNE ROCKS!!!!!



Kaylee Frye: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.


Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:37:13 PM EDT
Say when
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:38:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/14/2009 6:43:19 PM EDT by Uhwarrie]
I hate rude behavior in a man, wont tolerate it.

Woodrow Call
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:38:35 PM EDT
"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives".

- Hedley Lamarr
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:39:21 PM EDT
"Iam not locked in with you, you are locked in with me!"- Rorschach                                  "Worth dying for, worth killing for, worth going to hell for!"- Marv
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:41:03 PM EDT
BAYONETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:41:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AZ_Sky:
"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives".

- Hedley Lamarr


That movie is a quotable masterpiece!

"We're gonna need a shitload of dimes!" being my personal favorite.
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:41:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/14/2009 6:44:08 PM EDT by gogoquadzilla]
Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said (coc violation)?





No, I didn't





You know why you didn't see a sign?





Why?





Cause it ain't there, cause (coc violation) ain't my fuckin business, that's why!
Oh, and:



With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.

Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:43:26 PM EDT
"You just shot an unarmed man!"

"If he's gonna be decoratin' his saloon with my friend, then he shoulda armed himself."
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:44:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/14/2009 6:45:53 PM EDT by satellite]
Originally Posted By DScottHewitt:
Originally Posted By the_great_snag:
"Billy, What you've just said is the the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard.

At no point in your rambling incoherent response did you even come close to what could be considered a rational thought.

Everyone in this room is now DUMBER for having listened to you.

I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."


So many times I wanna post this in reply to some troll's post, but it just takes so long to type...


Copy it to notepad page. Save the notepad on Desktop. Copy/paste as needed.

Posted the following in like fifteen seconds:

Entry to this  thread preceding the

http://onekit.enr-corp.com/1005660/1534DPNK.jpg



Alexa 'Lex' Woods: [Rousseau is loading a pistol] Seven seasons on the ice, and I've never seen a gun save someone's life.
Adele Rousseau: I don't plan on using it.
Alexa 'Lex' Woods: Then why bring it?
Adele Rousseau: Same principle as a condom. I'd rather have one and not need it, then need it and not have one.





Glock 17 = 9mm Full Size
Glock 17L = 9mm with ~6" Barrel
Glcok 18 = Full Auto 9mm
Glock 19 = Compact 9mm
Glock 20 = 10mm Full Size
Glock 21 = .45 ACP Full Size
Glock 22 = .40 S&W Full size
Glock 23 = .40 S&W Compact
Glock 24 = .40 S&W  with ~6" Barrel
Glock 25 = .380 ACP the size of a Glock 19
Glock 26 = Subcompact 9mm
Glock 27 = Subcpmpact .40 S&W
Glock 28 = .380 ACP the size of a Glock 26
Glock 29 = 10mm Compact
Glock 30 = .45 ACP Compact
Glock 31 = .357 Auto Full Size
Glock 32 = .357 Auto Compact
Glock 33 = .357 Auto Subcompact
Glock 34 = 9mm Tactical/Practical
Glock 35 = .40 S&W Tactical/Practical
Glock 36 = .45 ACP Single Column Magazine/Slim Grip
Glock 37 = .45 GAP Full Size
Glock 38 = .45 GAP Compact
Glock 39 = .45 GAP Subcompact


There are also RTF. RTF2, Compensated, SF versions of some models.


THE WIKI:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glock_pistol

It groups by CALIBER {EXCEPT the Subcompacts}, and has the RTF, RTF2, Compensated,  and SF Models {up to the time of the update of the WIki} listed.....




What in the world does all the glock stuff has to do with OP's intent?

EDIT- to avoid the same- "Well ya know, for me, the action is the juice." -HEAT. I use that one a bunch.
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:47:06 PM EDT
"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGpajGj07BU
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:47:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AZ_Sky:
"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives".

- Hedley Lamarr


Ditto!
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:48:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:48:59 PM EDT
I am a Chris Farley fan

- I was just checking the specs on the rotary gurter...I'm retarded

- I name this here fork "Pittsburgh Nellie"; a Welsh whore who could do things with her one good arm that'd make you forget that thing on her neck.

Tommy: I l-left a message.
Richard : A message? What number did you call?
Tommy: Two, four, niner, five, six, seven...
Richard: I can't hear you, you're trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?
Tommy: No, it was cordless.
Richard: You know what? Don't. Not here, not now.

Tommy: Where are we gonna take the deer?
Richard: I dunno, the vet?
Tommy: You take dead animals to the vet?
Richard: Why not? I'd take you to the vet.
Tommy: Yeah I'll take you to the... Um...
Richard: Got that?
Tommy: Shut up.

Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:49:47 PM EDT
"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..."

"Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command."

"Well, my days of taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."

"Get these bodies together. Zoe, you and Simon are gonna rope 'em together. Five or six of them, I want them laid out on the nose of our ship. Put Book front and center. He's our friend, we should honor him. Kaylee, find that kid who's takin' a dirt nap with baby Jesus. We need a hood ornament. Jayne, try not to steal too much of their shit!"
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:50:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/14/2009 6:52:35 PM EDT by JmPnTX]
- We're 106 miles from Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses...
- Hit it.
(The Blues Brothers)


- I've come to chew bubblegum and kick ass.  And I'm all out of bubblegum.  
(They Live)
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:50:58 PM EDT
"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

_MaH
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:51:06 PM EDT
"Stop eating my sesame cake!!!"



- Congo
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:51:52 PM EDT
English M*ther-Fucker do you speak it.
Say WHAT again, I dare you.
Pulp Fiction Samuel L Jackson.
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:52:49 PM EDT
"Shoot straight ya bastards! Don't make a mess of it!"

====================================================================================

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Dear Buddha, I want a pony and a plastic rocket ship.
Inara Serra: Mal, what are you doing here?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You invited me.
Inara Serra: I never thought for a second you'd be stupid enough to come!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Well that makes you a tease.

====================================================================================

Jayne Cobb: I'll be in my bunk.

====================================================================================

Jayne Cobb: We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms.
Jayne Cobb: I just get excitable as to choice- like to have my options open.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job.
Jayne Cobb: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: No grenades.
[Jayne groans]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: No grenades!
Zoë: We crashin' again?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Go talk to your husband. Is the mule prepped?
Zoë: Good to go sir. Just loading her up. Are those grenades?
Jayne Cobb: Cap'n doesn't want them.
Zoë: We're robbing the place, we're not occupying it.

Later:

Jayne Cobb: Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?

========================================================================

Bar Patron: Hey, hey. Yeah you, get up. What are you retarded? Get off the fucking car!
Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucksuck, get your slippery fucking ass off the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!
Parker: Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!
Raving Bitch: You're gonna wish you never fucking got up this fucking morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up! And then after that while he's fucking up your fucking gay uncle over there I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you fucking faggot bitch! You gaylord fucking bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you fucking faggot? You like to ass fuck? Fontanella fucking babyheads!
Bar Patron: Go ahead.
Raving Bitch: You like to fuck babyheads? You like to fuck boys? He's gonna fuck you in the ass, how do you like that? He's not even gay but he'll do it just to fuck...
Bar Patron: Honey honey. She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xsaMcw69D8

Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:53:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/14/2009 6:57:00 PM EDT by DScottHewitt]
Originally Posted By satellite:
Originally Posted By DScottHewitt:
Originally Posted By the_great_snag:
"Billy, What you've just said is the the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard.

At no point in your rambling incoherent response did you even come close to what could be considered a rational thought.

Everyone in this room is now DUMBER for having listened to you.

I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."


So many times I wanna post this in reply to some troll's post, but it just takes so long to type...


Copy it to notepad page. Save the notepad on Desktop. Copy/paste as needed.

Posted the following in like fifteen seconds:

Entry to this  thread preceding the

http://onekit.enr-corp.com/1005660/1534DPNK.jpg



Alexa 'Lex' Woods: [Rousseau is loading a pistol] Seven seasons on the ice, and I've never seen a gun save someone's life.
Adele Rousseau: I don't plan on using it.
Alexa 'Lex' Woods: Then why bring it?
Adele Rousseau: Same principle as a condom. I'd rather have one and not need it, then need it and not have one.






Glock 17 = 9mm Full Size
Glock 17L = 9mm with ~6" Barrel
Glcok 18 = Full Auto 9mm
Glock 19 = Compact 9mm
Glock 20 = 10mm Full Size
Glock 21 = .45 ACP Full Size
Glock 22 = .40 S&W Full size
Glock 23 = .40 S&W Compact
Glock 24 = .40 S&W  with ~6" Barrel
Glock 25 = .380 ACP the size of a Glock 19
Glock 26 = Subcompact 9mm
Glock 27 = Subcpmpact .40 S&W
Glock 28 = .380 ACP the size of a Glock 26
Glock 29 = 10mm Compact
Glock 30 = .45 ACP Compact
Glock 31 = .357 Auto Full Size
Glock 32 = .357 Auto Compact
Glock 33 = .357 Auto Subcompact
Glock 34 = 9mm Tactical/Practical
Glock 35 = .40 S&W Tactical/Practical
Glock 36 = .45 ACP Single Column Magazine/Slim Grip
Glock 37 = .45 GAP Full Size
Glock 38 = .45 GAP Compact
Glock 39 = .45 GAP Subcompact


There are also RTF. RTF2, Compensated, SF versions of some models.


THE WIKI:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glock_pistol

It groups by CALIBER {EXCEPT the Subcompacts}, and has the RTF, RTF2, Compensated,  and SF Models {up to the time of the update of the WIki} listed.....




What in the world does all the glock stuff has to do with OP's intent?

EDIT- to avoid the same- "Well ya know, for me, the action is the juice." -HEAT. I use that one a bunch.


Well, I was demonstrating a way to have the quote handy, if he wants.


EDIT TO ADD: Made the movie quote red, since it got missed.
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:53:59 PM EDT
Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
-The Dude

You and your fuckin' rope
-Boondock saints

Rocco:  Fuckin'... What the fuckin' fuck... Who the fuck... Fuck this fuckin'... How did you two fuckin' fucks... FUCK!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
-Boondock Saints
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:58:02 PM EDT
220 221 what ever it takes
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:58:39 PM EDT
"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw."  Heathers  
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 6:58:44 PM EDT



Originally Posted By JmPnTX:






- I've come to chew bubblegum and kick ass.  And I'm all out of bubblegum.  

(They Live)


From the same..."I've got a BAAAAAAD feeling about this"



"Hey, he's TALKING to you"

"Fuck you."  - Repo Man



 
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 7:00:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BBossman:
"Fuck You!" - various characters, various movies.


No, fuck you- Ah-nold in commando
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 7:00:20 PM EDT
Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 7:02:08 PM EDT
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 7:02:24 PM EDT
"What do you mean "You people"?
"What do YOU mean "You people"?

=======================================================

"I'm a lead farmer, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!"


Link Posted: 12/14/2009 7:02:54 PM EDT
"I'm trying to listen to the fucking song!"
Link Posted: 12/14/2009 7:03:16 PM EDT
"What do you mean "You people"?
"What do YOU mean "You people"?

=======================================================

"I'm a lead farmer, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!"


Link Posted: 12/14/2009 7:03:52 PM EDT
"Ok then."



Said by dern near pretty much everyone in Raisin' Arizona.
                                                                                                                           Ok then.
Wesley
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