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Posted: 3/11/2002 8:12:38 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/11/2002 8:15:47 PM EST by kill-9]
The [url=http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=99175]DI thread[/url] got me trying to remember some of my favorite cadences. Unfortunately, at this time of the night my memory isn't working too well. [|)] So what are the ones that have stuck with you? -kill-9
Link Posted: 3/11/2002 8:20:43 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/11/2002 8:21:48 PM EST by MarineGrunt]
Let me know if these are inappropriate, and I'll take them off! [:)] I wish all the ladies, were bells in a tower, and I was a bell-boy, I'd bang em by the hour. I wish all the ladies, were little pepperonis, and I were a pizza, I'd lay em all over me. I wish all the ladies, were pies on a shelf, and I was a baker, I'd eat em all myself. I wish all the ladies, were holes in a road, and I was a dumptruck, I'd fill em with my load. ***** Superman and I got into a fight, So I hit him on the head with some cryptinite, Hit him so hard, I squashed his brain, And now I'm f*cking Lois Lane. ****** And who can forget the one from "Heartbreak Ridge:" "Model A Ford and a tank full of gas, Hand full of p*ssy and a mouthfull of ass!"
Link Posted: 3/11/2002 8:24:32 PM EST
There's also one called "The S&M Man" but I [b]KNOW[/b] that one is inappropriate!
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 12:30:13 AM EST
here's a task for you youngsters out there.. Write down all the songs, and all the jokes you hear while you're in the service. You could probably make a nice book after a couple years. I wish I could recall 1/10 of them! (heck,I'm having trouble recalling 2!!)[whacko]
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 12:32:35 AM EST
13 kids in a no-fire zone Carrying books and going home Last in line goes home alone 'cause napalm sticks to kids.... Now I gotta find all the verses. I had them here someplace 20 years ago...
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 3:09:20 AM EST
....a-lo right lay-o, a-lefty right-a-lo!
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 3:30:33 AM EST
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 4:56:17 AM EST
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 5:08:02 AM EST
(chorus) Buuurrrrnnn the village! Buuurrrrnnn the VIL-lage! Raaaape the women! Kiiilll the children! Burn the village, rrrape the women! Drop some Napalm on the square! Kill the people on a Sunday. WHILE THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY TO PRAYER! (repeat) That one was always seen as a little "politically incorrect".
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 9:31:23 AM EST
We had a big, BIG black southern baptist minister who was a DI in our company. He looked like the guy from "Green Mile". 1st Pl, C/co, 1st BN, 46th Inf, June-August '97 at Ft Knox. This guy had a voice that would take you away from it all on long hot company runs, and I swear when he was done singing, even Drill Sgt.Smith who fancied himself the Road Warrior in tanker boots and raybans would get all misty. "Hey Hey Josephine, How do you do? Do you remember me baby, Like I remember you? You used to live over yonder' Beneath the rail-road tracks, and every time it rained, you used to call my name... Rock on, Rock on. Rock Rock Rock On Rock on, lets get it on..."
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 9:47:00 AM EST
When my grandma was ninetyONE She ran PT just for fun When my grandma was ninetyTWO She ran PT better than you When my grandma was ninetyTHREE She ran PT just like me When my grandma was ninetyseven She ran PT all the way to heaven When my grandma was ninetyeight She ran PT through the pearly gates Also something about a caddillac and Casey Jones, a ditch or something...
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 9:57:14 AM EST
This is the way i heard it: Rape and pillage Burn the village Drop the napalm Kill the Cong And from my friends dad: I dont know but its been said Air Force wings are made of lead I dont know but i've been told Navy wings are made of gold! FMJ: Mama and papa were layin in bed Mama rolled over and this is what she said A give me some PT, PT good for you, good for me so good, hmm good, mighty good good for you, good for me ho chi minh is a son of a bitch got the blue ball crabs and the seven year itch!
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 10:06:28 AM EST
With all you infantry nugs, I couldn't resist: M1 tank I'm the king on the ground Grab the cadilacs spin the turret around there's a t-72 that I'm gonna nail Armor piercing sabot round up his tail Rollin down the tank trail kickin up dust TC's in the coupola raisin a fuss Gunners in the gunner seat pickin up a scan Loaders loadin sabot just as fast as he can There's a t-72 comin over the hill fifty wont get him but the main gun will gunner, sabot, now battlesight, tank I'll get the troops on the front left flank see some commie troops slippin through the grass send a burst of coax straight up their a** Crunch Crunch Crunch what a wonderful sound got a Grunt in the sprocket goin round and round
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 10:11:14 AM EST
And finally, my scout platoon's favorites: My father was a terrorist my mother was a witch concieved in a back seat, born in a ditch raised in the ghetto by a wino named bill he taught me how to cheat, taught me how to kill ran with a street gang wore a leather coat late at night we'd pray to the goat commies and tankers they all must die late at night with a human sacrifice I know a girl that lives on a hill she won't do it but here sister will ring dang do what the f**k is that wet and furry like a pussy cat black and hairy and split in two that's what she called her ring dang do
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