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Posted: 10/5/2004 5:15:18 PM EST
Mine has to be Gods own drunk



Yours??
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 5:19:38 PM EST
Its five o'clock somewhere
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 5:20:57 PM EST
Margaritaville with Alan Jackson is good.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 5:22:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Margaritaville with Alan Jackson is good.



Thats five oclock somewhere margaritavills at leest a decade or two old
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 5:22:19 PM EST
Come Monday or Volcano!
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 5:23:20 PM EST
My favorite is, "Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw'
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 5:25:17 PM EST
Bananna Republic and Last Mango in Paris are mine.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 5:32:23 PM EST
I'd have to say Fins is my favorite. It brings back fond memories of my first Buffett concert and the drunken affair I had with this chick I met in the parking lot afterwards.

E-95
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 5:33:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Margaritaville with Alan Jackson is good.



I like the 1974 version better.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 5:36:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/5/2004 5:38:47 PM EST by hydroshok]
The original Margaritaville and it's Five oclock somewhere
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 5:39:52 PM EST
Son of a Sailor when I want to be introspecitive

Cheeseburger in Paradise wen I want something upbeat
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 5:39:56 PM EST
"Pirate looks At Forty".........hands down.....
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 5:40:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By Biggame223:
"Pirate looks At Forty".........hands down.....



Yep I have to tie that one for #1 for myself.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 5:44:07 PM EST
I have a new favorite, 'Hey Good Looking'
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 5:49:03 PM EST
Another vote for a "Pirate looks at Forty"
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 5:51:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By Biggame223:
"Pirate looks At Forty".........hands down.....



+whatever.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 5:51:44 PM EST
At my daughter's wedding "our" dance was to "Little miss magic".
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 5:52:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By Biggame223:
"Pirate looks At Forty".........hands down.....



Yep I have to tie that one for #1 for myself.



+1 with a mention for "He went to Paris"
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 5:57:48 PM EST
if i ever saw buffet in person i'd be tempted to bitchslap him for that cheeseburger song. total douchebag with a very disturbed following.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:01:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sierra_Hombre:
if i ever saw buffet in person i'd be tempted to bitchslap him for that cheeseburger song. total douchebag with a very disturbed following.



Damn back to du you go.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:04:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By LonesomeHawk:
My favorite is, "Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw'





+1
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:09:24 PM EST
A Pirate Looks at Forty.


Yes, I am a pirate, born 200 years too late, the cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder, I'm an over forty victim of fate, arriving too late, arriving too late.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:10:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By Sierra_Hombre:
if i ever saw buffet in person i'd be tempted to bitchslap him for that cheeseburger song. total douchebag with a very disturbed following.



Damn back to du you go.



what's your fucking problem? buffet sucks, am i not entitled to state facts around here? next time you mouth off to me you will receive a challenge to the pit. if at that time you decline, you are a coward. if you accept, i will destroy you. oh, did i mention buffet blows donkey cock?
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:11:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sierra_Hombre:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By Sierra_Hombre:
if i ever saw buffet in person i'd be tempted to bitchslap him for that cheeseburger song. total douchebag with a very disturbed following.



Damn back to du you go.



what's your fucking problem? buffet sucks, am i not entitled to state facts around here? next time you mouth off to me you will receive a challenge to the pit. if at that time you decline, you are a coward. if you accept, i will destroy you. oh, did i mention buffet blows donkey cock?



What's with the donkey cock? Why would someone even bring that up, unless of course, they have personal experience.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:12:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By dport:

Originally Posted By Sierra_Hombre:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By Sierra_Hombre:
if i ever saw buffet in person i'd be tempted to bitchslap him for that cheeseburger song. total douchebag with a very disturbed following.



Damn back to du you go.



what's your fucking problem? buffet sucks, am i not entitled to state facts around here? next time you mouth off to me you will receive a challenge to the pit. if at that time you decline, you are a coward. if you accept, i will destroy you. oh, did i mention buffet blows donkey cock?



What's with the donkey cock? Why would someone even bring that up, unless of course, they have personal experience.



you must have forgot i'm from arkansas. i also have three teeth, use an outhouse and a sears catalog, and am married to my cousin. thank you.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:14:17 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/5/2004 6:19:20 PM EST by MrClean4Hire]

Originally Posted By Sierra_Hombre:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By Sierra_Hombre:
if i ever saw buffet in person i'd be tempted to bitchslap him for that cheeseburger song. total douchebag with a very disturbed following.



Damn back to du you go.



what's your fucking problem? buffet sucks, am i not entitled to state facts around here? next time you mouth off to me you will receive a challenge to the pit. if at that time you decline, you are a coward. if you accept, i will destroy you. oh, did i mention buffet blows donkey cock?



Your trolling oh little one, the thread is what song do you like. You get owned in the pit every time you take someone on.Sarge has owned you so much, his next move is to sell your worthless butt to gypsies. Your a small,petty, simple little man (I use that term loosely) hiding behind a computer with illusions of granduer. Go away with only a hand slap this time. In simple terms (while you still have an ass) You are no one to be respected or much less payed attention to.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:14:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sierra_Hombre:
you must have forgot i'm from arkansas. i also have three teeth, use an outhouse and a sears catalog, and am married to my cousin. thank you.



Well, even though you're not a Parrot Head, at least you got a sense of humor. You can't be all bad.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:15:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By E-95:
I'd have to say Fins is my favorite. It brings back fond memories of my first Buffett concert and the drunken affair I had with this chick I met in the parking lot afterwards.

E-95



I say "Fins" too, but I don't have nearly as good of a story.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:18:02 PM EST
None, he's a friggin Liberal Kerry supporter. Sold his CD's from my collection and donated the proceeds to the RNC.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:18:11 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/5/2004 6:55:12 PM EST by Tweak]
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:20:12 PM EST
Buffet is a MAJOR ANTI! I USE to like listening to him, now he can just piss off. Since he won't support my right to the 2nd Amendmet, I'll never buy another CD from him.


Hey Buffet...


And yeah, he pisses me off.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:24:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By lippo:
Buffet is a MAJOR ANTI! I USE to like listening to him, now he can just piss off. Since he won't support my right to the 2nd Amendmet, I'll never buy another CD from him.


Hey Buffet...


And yeah, he pisses me off.



yeah, buffet sucks murples out of yak ass. an antigunning liberal scumbag who sings about cheeseburgers.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:27:13 PM EST
"Made enough money to buy Miami, but I pissed it away so fast."
Got to go with Pirate Looks at 40, with "Trying to reason With Hurricane Season" as a close second.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 7:13:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By SS109:

Originally Posted By E-95:
I'd have to say Fins is my favorite. It brings back fond memories of my first Buffett concert and the drunken affair I had with this chick I met in the parking lot afterwards.

E-95



I say "Fins" too, but I don't have nearly as good of a story.



We were young. It was a sultry August. We were in love.

Okay, we weren't in love . . . but she swallowed!

E-95
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 7:25:08 PM EST
Of course, my Theme song for a loooong tiem was 'A Pirate Looks At Forty' but I always like this prase from 'Changes in Lattitudes, Changes in Attitudes':

If it suddenly ended tomorrow
I could somehow adjust to the fall
Good times and riches and sons of a bitches
I've seen more than I can recall


But after the accident, 'One Particular Harbor' got me back up on my feet
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 7:28:12 PM EST
Trying To Reason With Hurricane Season
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 9:13:56 PM EST
I'll have to add The Great Fillinig Station Hold-up. Sure sounds like something I could have done in my younger, drunker days.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 10:01:29 PM EST
The Weather is Here, I Wish You Were Beautiful
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 11:52:50 PM EST
1. Pirate Looks at 40

2. Changes in Attitudes, Changes in Latitudes

3. Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 11:58:58 PM EST
Oh shit, I thought this was about Warren Buffet, and I was genuinely interested because I didn't know he played an instrument.

Turns out it's about some fat, aging assbag who caters to 40+ year olds who wear flip-flops well into winter.

I'll take "Who gives a flying fuck", Alex.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:02:29 AM EST
Never listened to any Buffett
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 2:00:48 AM EST
Mine would have to be Creola...off the Floridays album.

Something magical and mystical about those steel drums.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 2:26:43 AM EST
Pinacoladaburg and Naughty Cal.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 3:27:21 AM EST
"He Went To Paris" is mine
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 3:30:15 AM EST
Don't forget "The Rodeo Song"
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 3:41:10 AM EST
Changes in Attitudes, Changes in Latitudes
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 3:55:46 AM EST
Pencil Thin Mustache
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 4:04:07 AM EST
So Many

Pirate Looks at Forty
Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes
Boat Drinks
The Weather is Here...
Why don't we get drunk...

My only Buffet gripe is that everytime he uses my first name in a song the guy either dies or is screwing someone's wife.

shooter
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 4:19:57 AM EST
Pirate Looks at Forty
Changes in Lattitudes, Changes in Attitudes and
He Went To Paris



If I stopped listening to music because of the performers politics, there would be no music to listen to.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 4:27:20 AM EST
Boat Drinks

Good song for a transplanted Floridian like myself


Boat drinks
Boys in the band ordered boat drinks
Visitors scored on the home rink
Everything seems to be wrong
Lately, newspaper mentioned cheap air fare
I gotta to fly to Saint Somewhere
I'm close to bodily harm

Twenty degrees and the hockey game's on
Nobody cares they are way too far gone
v Screamin' "boat drinks", something to keep 'em all warm

This mornin', I shot six holes in my freezer
I think I got cabin fever
v Somebody sound the alarm

I'd like to go where the pace of life's slow
Could you beam me somewhere Mr. Scott?
Any ol' place here on Earth or in space
You pick the century and I'll pick the spot

Oh I know, (I know)
I should be leaving this climate
I got a verse but can't rhyme it
I gotta go where it's warm

Boat drinks
Waitress I need two more boat drinks
Then I'm headin' south 'fore my dream shrinks

I gotta go where it's warm (I gotta go where it's warm)
I gotta go where it's warm (I gotta go where it's warm)
I gotta go where it's WARM!

I gotta go where there ain't any snow
Where there ain't any blow
'Cause my fin sinks so low
I gotta go where it's warm

Link Posted: 10/6/2004 4:37:31 AM EST
Where do you guys get the facts that he's an anti?

I've read articles where he has mentioned he carries a wheelgun, pump shotgun and a lever gun while island hopping in his seaplane.
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