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Posted: 8/31/2004 2:58:19 AM EST
...and huffing and puffing as he pinche s loaf.

That's the scene that greets me at the gym yesterday.

Proof the sterotypes of inbred S Carolinians is true. (that ones for Burley and my other W Va buds)


Human behavior NEVER ceases to amaze me. I COULD NOT BELIEVE the guy left the stall door open. WHY would anyone do that??

Worse, he was obesely fat. The scene is burned in my memory. ALMOST enuf so I NEED to go look at some BOTD just to counter the ill effects.

Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:02:51 AM EST
Errr this thread is worthless with pix?

Stick it in his pooper and dont post pics?

Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:02:57 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:04:34 AM EST
At least he did not ask you to pass him some toliet paper.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:06:35 AM EST
You should have shot paintballs at him and filmed it
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:07:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
"Obesely fat"?
Glad he wasn't obesely slender.



Well, I'm fat.

He's big enuf to orbit the earth.

Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:10:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By yellow5:
You should have shot paintballs at him and filmed it



Absolutely
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:15:36 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:17:56 AM EST
Did you ask him if everything came out okay?
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:17:59 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/31/2004 3:18:27 AM EST by Clay-More]
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:19:36 AM EST
Door swung out. Prolly sat down and couldn't get back up.

"Help, I've sat down and can't stand back up...."

Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:33:57 AM EST
Was it this guy...?

Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:34:47 AM EST

Fat guy, on the crapper, WITH THE DOOR OPEN, grunting....


Why oh why did I open this thread? Thanks for the visual
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:46:05 AM EST
Uncool panzer.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:47:35 AM EST
He was just pulling a fat bastard
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:01:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By garandman:
Door swung out. Prolly sat down and couldn't get back up.

"Help, I've sat down and can't stand back up...."





He probably had to do "THE MOVE" and couldn't risk upsetting the timing by closing the door.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:19:06 AM EST

Originally Posted By garandman:
...and huffing and puffing as he pinche s loaf.

That's the scene that greets me at the gym yesterday.

Proof the sterotypes of inbred S Carolinians is true. (that ones for Burley and my other W Va buds)



Could be worse....ever visit a restroom in a Paris railroad station?

GunLvr
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:31:56 AM EST
i don't think i could have resisted asking him who #2 works for.

Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:53:04 AM EST
I think it's time to tell this story in HaiKu:

Fat guy on crapper
Grunting, wheezing, stinky bombs
Image burned in brain

or

Door opened widely
Inconceivable horror
Shamu squats, strained brow
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:56:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By yellow5:
You should have shot paintballs at him and filmed it



Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:57:45 AM EST
So I'm visiting SC yesterday at the gym and this guy is staring at me taking a dump, WTF over?
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 5:03:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By garandman:
Uncool panzer.



My apologies, Garandman, but it was the first visual that came to mind after reading the disgusting graphic description in your original post.


Originally Posted By garandman:
"Fat guy, on the crapper, WITH THE DOOR OPEN, grunting and huffing and puffing as he pinches a loaf.
That's the scene that greets me at the gym yesterday. Worse, he was obesely fat. The scene is burned in my memory."


Link Posted: 8/31/2004 5:09:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By yellow5:
You should have shot paintballs at him and filmed it



And see if he screamed like a little girl.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 10:12:25 AM EST
I've had worse. Think of that dude's wife. With doors open.

Ben
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 10:24:11 AM EST
thank you for sharing that with us.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 9:33:24 PM EST
Did you have a square to spare?

S.O.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 9:34:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:

Originally Posted By yellow5:
You should have shot paintballs at him and filmed it







Oh that's good!
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 9:40:41 PM EST
I dont know why somone would close the door. Even in a rush I close the door.

I remember school didnt have bathroom stall doors.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 10:53:04 PM EST
Who the hell leaves the door open????

Hell, I don't even shit in public bathrooms.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 11:50:45 PM EST
Did he yell "Get in my belly!!!!, wee little man"
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 11:51:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By panzersergeant:
Was it this guy...?




IBTL
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 11:59:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By FiftyCalibre:
Errr this thread is worthless with pix?

Stick it in his pooper and dont post pics?



What the hell are you Aussies into?
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