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Posted: 5/22/2005 11:13:06 PM EST
...is no way to go through life, son. - Dean Vernon Wormer

Your favorites?

Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:30:43 AM EST
I find it hard to believe there are no Animal House fans around here.
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:35:43 AM EST
D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.

Bluto: What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Otter: Germans?

Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.

Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the going gets tough . . . the tough get going. Who's with me? Let's Go! Come on! AAAAEEEEEGGGHHHH!!

Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:37:00 AM EST
THEY TOOK THE BAR!!!



THE WHOLE FUCKING BAR!!!
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:38:03 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:39:33 AM EST
After he smashes the guitar................"Sorry".

Cracks me up every time.
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:40:09 AM EST
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:41:10 AM EST
Repeated weekly:

You Fucked Up...You trusted us
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:42:22 AM EST
Food fight!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 4:04:31 AM EST
Well, there's only one thing to do....Toga party...
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 4:18:05 AM EST
Fat, drunk, and stupid


Oh, I thought this was a thread about Ted Kennedy.
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 4:20:06 AM EST
Mind if we dance wif yo dates?
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 4:27:12 AM EST
My advice to you,start drinking heavily.
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 4:29:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
I find it hard to believe there are no Animal House fans around here.



no one else here is old enough to remember, you old fart!!

just kidding...a certified classic movie.

"Mind if we dance wif yo dates?"
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 4:31:07 AM EST
"That boy is a P...I...G, PIG"

"Guess what I am? A zit!"
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 4:52:52 AM EST
OTIS LOVES US!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 4:54:13 AM EST
greg, is it suppose to be this soft?
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 4:57:45 AM EST
THERE ARE BLANKS IN THE GUN!!
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 4:58:11 AM EST
"A PLEDGE PIN!?!?... ON YOUR UNIFORM!!!"

Link Posted: 5/23/2005 4:58:59 AM EST
"May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 6:37:45 AM EST
Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor..????.....Leave him alone... hes on a roll
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 6:39:49 AM EST
he knows what hes talking about he was premed
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 6:40:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
I find it hard to believe there are no Animal House fans around here.



It's not that I'm not a fan, it's that the "Fat, Drunk and Stupid" statement hits pretty close to the mark.
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 6:42:04 AM EST
"Adjust that belt buckle , tie those shoes...
And Gawd Dammit, Tuck In Those Pajamas!"


Heehee, I saw that it was on the schedule for last night, but instead I watched the thing on Military Channel about HALO, then flipped to SpikeTV for Hunt for Red October.


Link Posted: 5/23/2005 6:42:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By Pappy1:
Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor..????.....Leave him alone... hes on a roll



I watched that movie twice yesterday on TV...never gets old...
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 6:54:49 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/23/2005 6:58:26 AM EST by AZMAN-1]
Hell from the title I thought this was a 'Teddy Kennedy' thread..........


ETA: It looks like A_Free_Man and I think alike...........
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 6:57:42 AM EST
"If I was you, I'd be a........."

"Leaving! What a great idea!"
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 7:02:28 AM EST
LMAO when Mrs.Wormer flipped her high heel shoe off and it landed on the glass table top

and


"You mind if we dance wif yo dates"
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 7:03:00 AM EST
"I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part."

SG
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 11:00:17 AM EST
"You can take your thumb out of my ass, anytime now Carmine..."

Or who can forget the William Tell Overture, as played on the larynx by D-Day?

GG
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 11:33:31 AM EST
That'll buff right out...
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 11:37:18 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/23/2005 11:40:59 AM EST by mfingar]
Katy:...I think I'm in love with a retard.

Boon: Is he bigger than me?

ETA: Ramming speed!
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 11:43:45 AM EST
They took everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 12:16:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By AZMAN-1:
Hell from the title I thought this was a 'Teddy Kennedy' thread..........


ETA: It looks like A_Free_Man and I think alike...........



Partisan makes 3...........................dunk em and run teddy is disgusting
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 12:18:34 PM EST
"Do you think that will work?"
"Well, anything is better than the truth!"



"My advice to you, start drinking heavily!"
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 12:21:50 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 12:36:31 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/23/2005 1:10:20 PM EST by HardShell]
Well, since it hasn't yet been said...

THANK YOU, SIR! MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?


... and the classic...


I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.

Face it, Flounder... you threw up ON Dean Wormer.




ETA: "No Comment" on why my own fraternity brothers dubbed me "Pinto" back in the day...
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 12:42:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
...is no way to go through life, son. - Dean Vernon Wormer

Your favorites?

tinypic.com/5buv0i



I thought this was a thread about Ted Kennedy.
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 12:45:26 PM EST
"I've killed just about everything that's walked or crawled at one time or another....and I'm here to kill you little Bill"
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 12:50:02 PM EST
I ...state your name....


(all the pledges) "I state your name..."
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 12:58:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By COZ_45:

"Hi. Eric Strattan, Rush Chairman, damn glad to meet you."



"That was Eric Strattan, Rush Chair. And he was damn glad to meet you!"
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 1:10:16 PM EST
Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?

Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.

Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 1:11:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/23/2005 1:12:21 PM EST by HardShell]

Originally Posted By shaggy:
Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?

Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.

Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.



You're talking about Delta, sir.

Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 1:14:05 PM EST
"From now on... your Delta name is... Flounder!"

"Why Flounder???"

"Why NOT?"
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 1:15:40 PM EST
Boon: Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.

Now if this isn't the motto of Arfcom then I'm in the wrong place.
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 1:35:20 PM EST
"This is Larry, the boy who molested me last month. We need to get married."
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:30:49 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:34:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By A_Free_Man:
Fat, drunk, and stupid


Oh, I thought this was a thread about Ted Kennedy.



+1
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:36:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By LongueCarabine:
Boon: Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.

Now if this isn't the motto of Arfcom then I'm in the wrong place.



No... the barfcom motto is "Get BOTH!"

So that would be QTY 1 ea. "good-looking" and QTY 1 ea. "morally casual attitude"


Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:37:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By giacutter:

Originally Posted By A_Free_Man:
Fat, drunk, and stupid


Oh, I thought this was a thread about Ted Kennedy.



+1



BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!
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Sorry, that would be "How long will my car run underwater parked on it's roof?" For $500, Alex
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 4:35:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By bwyatt:
My advice to you,start drinking heavily.



"Better listen to him, he's in pre-med!"

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