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Posted: 5/23/2005 12:13:06 AM EDT
...is no way to go through life, son. - Dean Vernon Wormer
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Posted: 5/23/2005 4:30:43 AM EDT
[#1]
I find it hard to believe there are no Animal House fans around here.
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Posted: 5/23/2005 4:35:43 AM EDT
[#2]
D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Otter: Germans? Boon: Forget it, he's rolling. Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the going gets tough . . . the tough get going. Who's with me? Let's Go! Come on! AAAAEEEEEGGGHHHH!! |
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Posted: 5/23/2005 4:37:00 AM EDT
[#3]
THEY TOOK THE BAR!!!
THE WHOLE FUCKING BAR!!! |
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Posted: 5/23/2005 4:38:03 AM EDT
[#4]
ROADTRIP!
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Posted: 5/23/2005 4:39:33 AM EDT
[#5]
After he smashes the guitar................"Sorry".
Cracks me up every time. |
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Posted: 5/23/2005 4:40:09 AM EDT
[#6]
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
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Posted: 5/23/2005 4:41:10 AM EDT
[#7]
Repeated weekly:
You Fucked Up...You trusted us |
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Posted: 5/23/2005 4:42:22 AM EDT
[#8]
Food fight!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 5/23/2005 5:04:31 AM EDT
[#9]
Well, there's only one thing to do....Toga party...
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Posted: 5/23/2005 5:18:05 AM EDT
[#10]
Fat, drunk, and stupid
Oh, I thought this was a thread about Ted Kennedy. |
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Posted: 5/23/2005 5:20:06 AM EDT
[#11]
Mind if we dance wif yo dates?
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Posted: 5/23/2005 5:27:12 AM EDT
[#12]
My advice to you,start drinking heavily.
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Posted: 5/23/2005 5:29:03 AM EDT
[#13]
no one else here is old enough to remember, you old fart!!  just kidding...a certified classic movie. "Mind if we dance wif yo dates?" |
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Posted: 5/23/2005 5:31:07 AM EDT
[#14]
"That boy is a P...I...G, PIG"
"Guess what I am? A zit!" |
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Posted: 5/23/2005 5:52:52 AM EDT
[#15]
OTIS LOVES US!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 5/23/2005 5:54:13 AM EDT
[#16]
greg, is it suppose to be this soft?
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Posted: 5/23/2005 5:57:45 AM EDT
[#17]
THERE ARE BLANKS IN THE GUN!!
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Posted: 5/23/2005 5:58:11 AM EDT
[#18]
"A PLEDGE PIN!?!?... ON YOUR UNIFORM!!!"
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Posted: 5/23/2005 5:58:59 AM EDT
[#19]
"May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
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Posted: 5/23/2005 7:37:45 AM EDT
[#20]
Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor..????.....Leave him alone... hes on a roll
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Posted: 5/23/2005 7:39:49 AM EDT
[#21]
he knows what hes talking about he was premed
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Posted: 5/23/2005 7:40:33 AM EDT
[#22]
It's not that I'm not a fan, it's that the "Fat, Drunk and Stupid" statement hits pretty close to the mark.
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Posted: 5/23/2005 7:42:04 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/23/2005 7:42:20 AM EDT
[#24]
 I watched that movie twice yesterday on TV...never gets old...
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Posted: 5/23/2005 7:54:49 AM EDT
[#25]
Hell from the title I thought this was a 'Teddy Kennedy' thread..........
 ETA: It looks like A_Free_Man and I think alike........... 
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Posted: 5/23/2005 7:57:42 AM EDT
[#26]
"If I was you, I'd be a........."
"Leaving! What a great idea!" |
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Posted: 5/23/2005 8:02:28 AM EDT
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LMAO when Mrs.Wormer flipped her high heel shoe off and it landed on the glass table top
and "You mind if we dance wif yo dates" |
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Posted: 5/23/2005 8:03:00 AM EDT
[#28]
"I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part."
SG |
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Posted: 5/23/2005 12:00:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/23/2005 12:33:31 PM EDT
[#30]
That'll buff right out...
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Posted: 5/23/2005 12:37:18 PM EDT
[#31]
Katy:...I think I'm in love with a retard.
Boon: Is he bigger than me? ETA: Ramming speed! |
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Posted: 5/23/2005 12:43:45 PM EDT
[#32]
They took everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!
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Posted: 5/23/2005 1:16:15 PM EDT
[#33]
Partisan makes 3...........................dunk em and run teddy is disgusting |
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Posted: 5/23/2005 1:18:34 PM EDT
[#34]
"Do you think that will work?"
"Well, anything is better than the truth!" "My advice to you, start drinking heavily!" |
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Posted: 5/23/2005 1:21:50 PM EDT
[#35]
Belushi just after he enters Dean Wormers office and sees the dead horse ....
"Holy Shit! Holeeee SHIT!" "Hi. Eric Strattan, Rush Chairman, damn glad to meet you." |
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Posted: 5/23/2005 1:36:31 PM EDT
[#36]
Well, since it hasn't yet been said...
THANK YOU, SIR! MAY I HAVE ANOTHER? ... and the classic... I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer. Face it, Flounder... you threw up ON Dean Wormer. ETA: "No Comment" on why my own fraternity brothers dubbed me "Pinto" back in the day...   
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Posted: 5/23/2005 1:42:17 PM EDT
[#37]
I thought this was a thread about Ted Kennedy. |
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Posted: 5/23/2005 1:45:26 PM EDT
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"I've killed just about everything that's walked or crawled at one time or another....and I'm here to kill you little Bill"
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Posted: 5/23/2005 1:50:02 PM EDT
[#39]
I ...state your name....
(all the pledges) "I state your name..." |
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Posted: 5/23/2005 1:58:34 PM EDT
[#40]
"That was Eric Strattan, Rush Chair. And he was damn glad to meet you!"
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Posted: 5/23/2005 2:10:16 PM EDT
[#41]
Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way. Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode. |
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Posted: 5/23/2005 2:11:00 PM EDT
[#42]
You're talking about Delta, sir. Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP! |
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Posted: 5/23/2005 2:14:05 PM EDT
[#43]
"From now on... your Delta name is... Flounder!"
"Why Flounder???" "Why NOT?" |
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Posted: 5/23/2005 2:15:40 PM EDT
[#44]
Boon: Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.
Now if this isn't the motto of Arfcom then I'm in the wrong place. |
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Posted: 5/23/2005 2:35:20 PM EDT
[#45]
"This is Larry, the boy who molested me last month. We need to get married."
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Posted: 5/23/2005 4:30:49 PM EDT
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So the question for ARFCOM is..... How many of you have used this when meeting someone and watched to see if there was a little flicker in their eye..recognizing that you were doing your best Tim Matheson....... I'll admit to doing it at least 20 times in my life....and being busted on it only twice. Both busts were when they finished "Damn glad to meet you".. |
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Posted: 5/23/2005 4:34:46 PM EDT
[#47]
+1 |
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Posted: 5/23/2005 4:36:37 PM EDT
[#48]
No... the barfcom motto is "Get BOTH!" So that would be QTY 1 ea. "good-looking" and QTY 1 ea. "morally casual attitude" 
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Posted: 5/23/2005 4:37:55 PM EDT
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BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!! Sorry, that would be "How long will my car run underwater parked on it's roof?" For $500, Alex 
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Posted: 5/23/2005 5:35:22 PM EDT
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"Better listen to him, he's in pre-med!" 1911fan |
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