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Posted: 2/15/2006 2:12:15 PM EDT
> An old married  couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man
> passes gas
> and says,  "Seven Points."
>
> His wife rolls over and says, "What  in the world was  that?"
>
> The old man replied, "It's fart  football."
>
> A few minutes later his wife lets  one go and says "Touchdown,  tie
> score."
>
> After about five minutes the old man  lets another one go and says,
> "Aha. I'm
> ahead 14 to  7."
>
> Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and  says,  
> "Touchdown, tie
> score."
> Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker  and says,
> "Field goal,
> I lead 17 to 14."
>
> Now the pressure is on the old  man.  He refuses to get beaten by a
> woman, so
> he strains real
> hard.  Since defeat is totally  unacceptable, he gives it everything
> he's
> got, and accidentally poops  in the bed.
>
> The wife says, "What the heck was  that?"
>
> The old man says, "Half time, switch  sides."
>




sounds like my house
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 2:13:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 2:16:43 PM EDT
Thats fucking hilarious!
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