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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 11/21/2003 9:14:35 AM EST
Now, out of 673 guys in my battalion, I was the only one that survived.............

Next!
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 9:16:45 AM EST
there I was, knee deep in grenade pins...
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 9:19:51 AM EST
Shoved my knife so far into him, I had to pull it out the other side.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 9:20:07 AM EST
"The one thing about going to Marine bootcamp in Florida is the humidity."


Link Posted: 11/21/2003 9:20:43 AM EST
I took out 30 VC with the 30 rounds I had...
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 9:21:03 AM EST
It was hot in poon tane valley during the third day of the battle of no nookie.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 9:25:40 AM EST
somewhat off the subject, but...

"I can't fight in the UFC, my [insert martial art here] is too deadly. We train to KILL!"

Heard a million times at the gym, miracle I'm still alive.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 9:30:30 AM EST
There I was, at 40,000 feet in an airplane built by the lowest bidder."

(USAF Version)
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 9:31:47 AM EST
One of the classic lines...

"I can't tell you the details it's still classified..."

Or

"Anyone you ask about me will be ordered to deny any knowledge...."
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 9:32:50 AM EST
I knew a guy who claimed to have been wounded (shot in the leg) during a super secret mission in SEA during the VN war. He said it was so secret that they couldn't give him the Purple Heart he deserved.

I asked to see the scar from the bullet wound.

His reply (you can probably see this coming):

The mission was so secret that they covered up the scar with plastic surgery.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 9:32:54 AM EST
i killed 2 NVA Generals with 1 round from 2 thousand yards
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 9:36:41 AM EST
"I eat "Green Berets" for breakfast...."
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 9:42:33 AM EST
The movie "RAMBO" was made based on me.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 9:45:07 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/21/2003 9:49:55 AM EST by Thunderbolt]
"our platoon took out a whole NVA battalion"

"I was knee deep in blood & guts back in Nam"

"I killed 30 VC with a .50 calber mg when they
tried to ambush my armored vehicle"

"I was Special Forces"

"I graduated at the top of my class"

"I was hand picked to join Special Forces"

"I had very high test scores and was selected to be a Special Forces advisor in Nam" I noticed some people always brag about having
above average test scores or high IQ?

noboby admits to being a cook, truck driver, supply clerk, personel & administration.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 9:45:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By AR_Rifle:
"I eat "Green Berets" for breakfast...."



What happened to "Don't ask, don't tell"?
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 9:55:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By Thunderbolt:
noboby admits to being a cook, truck driver, supply clerk, personel & administration.



"Of course my records say I was a cook, that was my cover!"
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 9:59:08 AM EST
"I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you". My old man hates that.

CW
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 10:11:09 AM EST
"If you weren't 89th Airborne, you ain't shit"
(overheard at a gunshow several years ago)
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 10:38:25 AM EST
i promise son, this wont hurt at all
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 10:53:38 AM EST
That's when I shoved my hand up his ass, pulled out his spine, and beat him to death with it.

Link Posted: 11/21/2003 10:56:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
That's when I shoved my hand up his ass, pulled out his spine, and beat him to death with it.






Another favorite: "I've got so much shrapnel in me that they won't let me go through metal detectors for fear of overloading them..."

No shit!
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 11:05:50 AM EST
Does that mean if you are 89th Airborne you are?
No disrespect intended to any military personel past, present or future. I just always hated that saying, "If your not XYZ, then you aint shit."
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 11:05:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By Yojimbo:
One of the classic lines...

"I can't tell you the details it's still classified..."

Or

"Anyone you ask about me will be ordered to deny any knowledge...."

I heard this same "line"from a "scared for life"combat vetern of somthing.He also told me that he was a guard at the U.S./Embassy in NORTH V.N.,in 1969-1970.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 11:06:55 AM EST
"I hate alot of you guys Avatars..."

Link Posted: 11/21/2003 11:10:08 AM EST
"..and this one time, at band boot camp..."
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 11:18:27 AM EST
"On a top secret SEAL raid into Libya, my buddy got wounded and jeapordized the mission. (drunken sob tears) I had to put my Bubba down!"
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 11:26:56 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/21/2003 11:27:34 AM EST by Cato556]

Originally Posted By Noklue3:

Originally Posted By AR_Rifle:
"I eat "Green Berets" for breakfast...."



What happened to "Don't ask, don't tell"?



Damn! That's a messed-up way to interpret “Arnold Humor.”

OK, here’s one:

“The gene pool is stagnant, and I am the minister of chlorine!”

and how about this old one:

“Damn … those alien bastards are gonna’ pay for shootin’ up my ride!”
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 11:28:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By sum-rifle:
Does that mean if you are 89th Airborne you are?
No disrespect intended to any military personel past, present or future. I just always hated that saying, "If your not XYZ, then you aint shit."



I guess you had to see this mutt to understand.
I have very little tolerence for wannabes. (and no, I've never BTDT.)
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 11:31:19 AM EST
"You're bleeding!"

"I ain't got time to bleed..."
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 12:11:55 PM EST
"So I told the general to fu** off, I ain't doing jack sh** for him or any other cracker boy"....
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 12:49:42 PM EST
Told to me in this forum a few months back by Azcopwannabe:
I can put 2 in your chest and 1 in your head before you can clear your leather.

Never could figure out why he made such a silly statement.



My personal favorite:
S.E.A.L.S. taste like chicken
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 1:21:11 PM EST
I served with the 5th Special Forces Group in the Republic of South Vietnam, I was in a Special Forces A-Team back in 1965-66 in the central highlands as a SF advisor to train the
indigenous people or "Montanyards" we called them "Yards" for short, the particular tribe I
worked with were known as the "RHADE" tribe.

Later during my 3rd tour I was with MACV-SOG
during the "Phoenix Program" I served with a unit called "SHADOW COMPANY".
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 1:45:02 PM EST
"so there I was our flack everywere eventualy we take a hit on the way down I grab a six pack of beer my ar and a bayonet. On the chute ride down i drank the 6 pack then I land surrounded by enemy so I shoot them until i ran out of ammo and bayonet the rest until my blade broke and killed the rest with my bare hands"

Link Posted: 11/21/2003 2:00:45 PM EST
Conversation in the bar last weekend between me and "Rhino"(that's his nick):

Me: "So, man, you hunt?"

Rhino: Nope. Too boring. (hardass stare around the room) I'm used to hunting MEN! (pulls up sleeve to reveal USMC tat.)

Me: (ignoring obvious chance to make homosexual comment) "Oh yeah? What'd ya do for Uncle Sugar?"

Rhino: "Sniper"

Me: "Where were you stationed? Ever get overseas?"

Rhino: "Okinawa" (bet he shot a lot of people over there)

Me: "So do you still shoot?"

Rhino: "Yeah, I got me a bolt-action M1 Carbine."

Idiot. Probably Motor-T.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 2:04:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By AR_Rifle:
"I eat "Green Berets" for breakfast...."



I always laugh when the bartender in Heart Break Ridge says this about Marines, & Gunny Highway conters with so your a fag, or something to that affect. He so owned him.

I eat constantine wire, crap razor blades & piss napalm.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 2:05:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By Cato556:

Originally Posted By Noklue3:

Originally Posted By AR_Rifle:
"I eat "Green Berets" for breakfast...."



What happened to "Don't ask, don't tell"?



Damn! That's a messed-up way to interpret “Arnold Humor.”

OK, here’s one:

“The gene pool is stagnant, and I am the minister of chlorine!”

and how about this old one:

“Damn … those alien bastards are gonna’ pay for shootin’ up my ride!”



You got it!...From "Commandos"

Here's another one....

"Remember that I told you that I'll kill you last?......I lied!"

Good old Arnold

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