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Posted: 10/8/2007 8:40:15 PM EST
Princess Diana - My God, what's happened?
Joe Dimaggio - I'll finally get to see Marilyn
John Adams - Thomas Jefferson still survives
Alexander Hamilton - This is a mortal wound, doctor.
Thomas Jefferson - This is the fourth?
JFK - That's obvious (in response to "You can't say that Dallas doesn't love you)
Karl Marx - Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!
FDR - I have a terrific headache.
Babe Ruth - I'm going over the valley
James Deam - He's got to see us
Humphrey Bogart - I should never have switched from scotch to martinis
Malcolm X - Cool it, brothers
Ben Franklin - A dying man can do nothing easy

Anonymous - I'm a man, I can take it.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 10:28:23 PM EST
Dont worry, its not loaded.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 10:28:52 PM EST
'Sergeant, the Spanish bullet isn't made that will kill me.'

-Bucky O'Neill, just before getting shot through the mouth. Teddy Roosevelt's right hand man.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 10:32:38 PM EST
Hold my beer and watch this.
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Link Posted: 10/8/2007 10:35:16 PM EST
Can you see?
My eyes are shining bright,
'Cause I'm out here, on the other side,
Of a jet black hotel mirror,
And I'm so weak.
Is it hard understanding?
I'm incomplete.
A love that's so demanding,
I get weak.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 10:40:07 PM EST
"I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country "


Words spoken by the patriot Nathan Hale, who was executed as a spy by the British in 1776
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 10:41:50 PM EST
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Link Posted: 10/8/2007 10:48:38 PM EST
"My God....it's full of stars."

Dave Bowman.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 10:49:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/10/2007 10:06:14 PM EST by killswitch1982]
"Lincoln, you fucking camper!"

"What?! It's a legitimate strategy!!!" - Abraham Lincoln.

Link Posted: 10/8/2007 10:50:08 PM EST
"You have to be really careful when walking on high-rise window ledges, so that sudden gusts of wind (like we're experiencing), don't..."

Anonymous.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 10:51:28 PM EST

"You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the grim reaper."
--Robert Alton Harris
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 12:19:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By Tim_the_enchanter:
Stonewall Jackson - Hey ya'll, it's me!

Jackson survived the shooting and died from complications. His last words were, "Let us cross the river and rest under the shade of the trees".
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 12:26:12 AM EST
Annonymous Japanese kid, Hiroshima, 1945. "Hey mom, look at the plane!"
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 12:29:08 AM EST
Patton: "You dumb SOB watch where your goi..................."
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 4:12:43 AM EST
Davy Crockett at the Alamo when he saw the Mexican Army - Is somebody pouring concrete today?



Link Posted: 10/9/2007 4:17:56 AM EST
SteyrAug - the mods and staff are powerless



Link Posted: 10/9/2007 5:00:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By Merrell:
SteyrAug - the mods and staff are powerless






doesnt his ban end today ?
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 5:04:13 AM EST
There's a movie, maybe a cowboy or gangster picture, where a guy gets shot, and his last words are, "... the funniest thing ..."

What movie is it? I can see the scene in my head, but can't recall the name of the movie.
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 5:07:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By justinwb:
Can you see?
My eyes are shining bright,
'Cause I'm out here, on the other side,
Of a jet black hotel mirror,
And I'm so weak.
Is it hard understanding?
I'm incomplete.
A love that's so demanding,
I get weak.


Emo eh!?
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 5:09:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
There's a movie, maybe a cowboy or gangster picture, where a guy gets shot, and his last words are, "... the funniest thing ..."

What movie is it? I can see the scene in my head, but can't recall the name of the movie.


The Usual Suspects
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 5:13:42 AM EST
"Hole is gonna be big!" -- Kurt Cobain
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 5:14:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By uxb:

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
There's a movie, maybe a cowboy or gangster picture, where a guy gets shot, and his last words are, "... the funniest thing ..."

What movie is it? I can see the scene in my head, but can't recall the name of the movie.


The Usual Suspects
Oh, for cripes' sakes. You're right - one of my favorite movies, too. For some reason, I just can't ever put that all together. Thanks!
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 5:18:08 AM EST
"I came here to die, not make a speech"....Cherokee Bill on the gallows.
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Hippy

"We will just live off these plants"
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"I live!"
- Caligula (Roman Emperor), as he was being murdered by his own soldiers.
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 5:40:21 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/9/2007 5:43:50 AM EST by LoginName]
"That's not a real fucking gun"... John Lennon


"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"... Jimmy Cagney ("White Heat")

"Rosebud"... Orsen Wells ("Citizen Kane")

"Oh Shit!"... Gary Oldman ("The Professional")

"This isn't one of mine"... Nick, The Surplus Store Owner ("Falling Down").
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 5:40:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By steve-oh:
'Sergeant, the Spanish bullet isn't made that will kill me.'

-Bucky O'Neill, just before getting shot through the mouth. Teddy Roosevelt's right hand man.


I can't believe somebody beat me to William "Bucky" O'Neil. He was the Sherrif of Yavapai County in Arizona when he volunteered as an officer in the RoughRiders. I grew up looking at the RoughRiders Memorial on the Court House Plaza in Prescott. We all commonly called it the statue of Bucky O'Neil.
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 5:57:58 AM EST
"I've got to take my pistol apart...I'll be in the garage..." - ecgRN
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 6:02:42 AM EST
George Armstrong Custer:

"Where did all these fucking indians come from"?

Link Posted: 10/9/2007 6:06:02 AM EST
Chaplain, to the condemned in the electric chair:
"My son, do you have a last request?"

Condemned:
"Yes, Father. Hold my hand?"
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 9:28:47 AM EST

I hope I say something like this in my last moments:

"This is the last of earth! I am content. "
---John Quincy Adams

Not likely, though.

Link Posted: 10/9/2007 9:30:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By HermanSnerd:
George Armstrong Custer:

"Where did all these fucking indians come from"?



They had reservations! OH SNAP!!!
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 9:35:00 AM EST
"I regret only that I did not live to see the last Monarch hung with the guts of the last Priest"....some English guy with a real problem with authority!!!!
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 9:43:43 AM EST
"I Do..."
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 9:55:34 AM EST
"This is funny" - Doc Holliday
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 10:00:48 AM EST
"Strike the tent"

R E Lee
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 10:02:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By HommieDaKlown:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
SteyrAug - the mods and staff are powerless



doesnt his ban end today ?
I hope so. I kinda miss him.
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 10:05:19 AM EST
Me to cop buddy after he asked how much I had to drink (I was sober BTW)- "Officer Hayes, your eyes are looking kinda glazed... when did you last have a doughnut?"

Last thing a Redneck says before he gets seriously hurt or killed - Hey Ya'll, watch this!!!
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 10:06:01 AM EST
“Hey Blonde! You know what you are?!?! Just a dirty sonof a…”…(music swells)
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 10:06:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By killswitch1982:

Originally Posted By HermanSnerd:
George Armstrong Custer:

"Where did all these fucking indians come from"?



They had reservations! OH SNAP!!!


LOL!!!!!1111!!!


Link Posted: 10/9/2007 10:07:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By oldcatdriver:
Davy Crockett at the Alamo when he saw the Mexican Army - Is somebody pouring concrete today?


Link Posted: 10/9/2007 10:09:57 AM EST
Tag
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 10:10:31 AM EST
"Spin the barrels."

Guy who got shot accidently with mini-gun.
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 10:10:43 AM EST
"Oh come on, it's not like I'm voting for Hillary" - Ron Paul voters

Link Posted: 10/9/2007 10:19:41 AM EST
Drink to me!
Pablo Picasso

Wait a minute...
Pope Alexander VI, talking to God

Am I dying, or is this my birthday?
Nancy Astor

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
Decca Recording Co., rejecting the Beatles

Pardonnez-moi, monsieur
Marie Antoinette, after stepping on her executioners foot.

Now I shall go to sleep. Goodnight.
Lord Byron

Take a step forward lads - it'll be easier that way.
Robert Erskine Childers, to his firing squad

I'm bored with it all.
Winston Churchill

Please put out the light.
Theodore Roosevelt
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"It's nothing."
- Archduke Ferdinand
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 10:27:35 AM EST
Tom Simpson "put me back on my bike."

Said shortly before he was DRT in 90+ degree weather on a French mountaintop after doping with amphetamine.
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 10:28:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By Vaquero45:

Originally Posted By 71-Hour_Achmed:
Gen. John Sedgewick: Why, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...




Isn't that the General at Spotsylvania CH, VA who caught one in the grape?


Shot with a rare "bolt gun". Hexagonal rifling and hexagonal-shaped bullet. Incredibly slow reload time even for the era, but crazy accurate at long distances; comparable to a modern rifle, really. Only the Confederacy used them, and gave them to their best sharpshooters.

Sedgewick just happened to be standing right out in the open when a Confederate sniper had a round loaded, and just happened to say the most ironic thing before biting it.

And I believe he was shot in the chest, not the head.
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 10:30:49 AM EST
"Let us cross over the river, and rest under the shade of the trees."
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