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Posted: 8/31/2015 10:47:19 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/31/2015 10:55:03 AM EDT
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Lockheed officials have separately downplayed reports that the same F-35, piloted by the same pilot, previously lost mock dogfights with the Goodyear Blimp and a beagle on a flying doghouse. ROFL |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 10:56:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/31/2015 10:59:33 AM EDT
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Lockheed officials have separately downplayed reports that the same F-35, piloted by the same pilot, previously lost mock dogfights with the Goodyear Blimp and a beagle on a flying doghouse. ROFL Well to be fair, I hear a beagle on a doghouse has an incredible amount of alpha and nose authority, although it does lack the pure power that is expected from other similar eighth gen doghouses. |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 11:14:39 AM EDT
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Come on, the beagle in the doghouse almost defeated the Red Barron himself.
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Posted: 8/31/2015 11:19:57 AM EDT
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Meanwhile, according to a source close to the recent dogfight, the F-35 “turns like a garbage truck. It might be faster than the triplane, but that doesn’t matter in a stall fight.” Lockheed officials have separately downplayed reports that the same F-35, piloted by the same pilot, previously lost mock dogfights with the Goodyear Blimp and a beagle on a flying doghouse. Air Force Chief of Staff Gen. Mark A. Welsh III declined comment through a spokesman, saying only “Curse you, Red Baron!” 
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:02:50 PM EDT
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Lockheed officials have separately downplayed reports that the same F-35, piloted by the same pilot, previously lost mock dogfights with the Goodyear Blimp. Well, to be fair, that was not a real F-35A. If it had the magic helmet, fully upgraded software, a working gun, and a good coat of Thompson's Weather Seal, it would have shot down the blimp at least 2 out of 3 times. |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:39:56 PM EDT
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Drats foiled again
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Posted: 8/31/2015 6:49:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/31/2015 6:54:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/31/2015 9:50:48 PM EDT
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Great. Now China will build a bunch of them fokkers.
Oh, and in before Sylvan! |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 11:27:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Great. Now China will build a bunch of them fokkers. Oh, and in before Sylvan! |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 11:36:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/31/2015 11:48:15 PM EDT
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What a piece of shit! If I were a pilot, I'd think twice before getting into one of these. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 4:47:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What a piece of shit! If I were a pilot, I'd think twice before getting into one of these.  This didn't actually happen, FYI, but I bet that very few of us would be surprised if it did actually happen. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 4:54:00 PM EDT
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Up next, a Cessna with a supersoaker.
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:18:04 PM EDT
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Great. Now China will build a bunch of them fokkers. Oh, and in before Sylvan! "There were fokkers to the left. Fokkers to the right. Fokkers all around!" "Fokker triplanes?" "No no. These fokkers were messermschmits!" I don't remember where I heard that. 
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