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Posted: 4/9/2001 4:30:22 PM EST
To: Premier Dung
From: President Bush

The United States is truly sorry that your nation is not capable of training your pilots to fly without striking other aircraft. We are also sorry that you people lack the honor to respect the international laws governing
collision avoidance between aircraft when flying in international airspace.  

We further regret that you cannot be trusted to respect the integrity of sovereign aircraft
forced at gun point to land on your soil after your inept pilot forced a collision.  We truly regret the state of incompetence demonstrated by the People’s Dictatorship of China.

That being said, you are holding our servicemen hostage, illegally. You are holding our aircraft, illegally. I am sorry to inform you that all your Ambassadors, aides, businessmen, and students currently residing in the United States will have their visas revoked at midnight tonight.

I am also sorry to inform you that all Chinese assets in the United States are frozen. I am sorry to inform Beanie Baby collectors that all imports from the PDC will be halted. All foreign aid monies to the PDC and all IMF etc funds are cancelled.

I am not sorry to announce, however, that sales of advanced technology military equipment to the
Republic of Taiwan will be accelerated. Nor am I sorry to announce that two additional carrier battle groups will be assigned to patrol the waters off the coasts of the PDC.

I’m sure I can think of more things to do if I don’t have my airmen and airplane returned by midnight, tonight.


Your friend, GW.
Link Posted: 4/9/2001 4:33:20 PM EST
[#1]
LOL!! (that WAS a joke, right???)
Link Posted: 4/9/2001 4:44:02 PM EST
[#2]
mrcr0603 for president in 2004!

Kyle
Link Posted: 4/9/2001 6:48:57 PM EST
[#3]
now THAT is an apology i wouldn't mind hearing.
Link Posted: 4/9/2001 6:51:47 PM EST
[#4]
Bravo Man Bravo!   [sniper]
Link Posted: 4/9/2001 6:52:33 PM EST
[#5]
Also add that we have a bigger bomb that will reduce the world population
Link Posted: 4/10/2001 7:04:52 AM EST
[#6]
[-!-!-]

Yeh right, apology.
Link Posted: 4/10/2001 7:19:09 AM EST
[#7]
ChinPokaman anyone?


Link Posted: 4/10/2001 7:20:22 AM EST
[#8]
Yes!!!  Where do I sign?
Link Posted: 4/10/2001 7:25:21 AM EST
[#9]
Here's how you apoligize to china [-!-]
give us are fucking plane back!
Link Posted: 4/10/2001 11:38:14 PM EST
[#10]
three tracks in the snow-by one hung lo
Link Posted: 4/11/2001 2:50:50 AM EST
[#11]
Excellent!  The way it SHOULD be said.

Also they should put parachutes on those panda bears we pay those idiots 1 million dollars EACH PER YEAR, and airmail them back to them.  If the chute opens fine, if not, also fine...
Link Posted: 4/11/2001 3:34:56 AM EST
[#12]
I like this one:

[img]http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1513476&a=11434533&p=46309029[/img]
Link Posted: 4/11/2001 6:47:42 AM EST
[#13]
hey China...[-!-!-]...yeah we're so very very sorry that you do not know how to fly your aircrafts.

Link Posted: 4/11/2001 6:59:23 AM EST
[#14]
Quoted:
I like this one:

[img]http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1513476&a=11434533&p=46309029[/img]
View Quote


Hell yes!!!!

Thats the ticket!

[rail]Railgun....
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