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1/22/2020 12:12:56 PM
Posted: 10/10/2007 6:15:50 AM EST
1. Men are like .. Laxatives . .... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like . Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like . Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head
right for your hips.
6. Men are like ... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ..... . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to
mature.
9. Men are like .... . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
10. Men are like . Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. M en are like ....... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very
bright.
13. Men are like P arking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are
handicapped.



Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:18:08 AM EST
ouch
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:21:51 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/10/2007 6:22:35 AM EST by Alien]
I see somebody changed women to men on some of those in a vain attempt at humor.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:24:10 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:30:21 AM EST
Those are great!!
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:30:48 AM EST
Why do women have small feet?.........So they can stand closer to the stove
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:32:30 AM EST

Originally Posted By BadgeBunny:
Those are great!!


FINALLY!!!!



I like 11. and 12. the best!!!




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