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Posted: 8/18/2016 10:41:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/18/2016 10:45:31 AM EDT by RaisedByWolves]


Dear Mr Barvarian McFaggot Wagon driver.

















Hi, its me, the guy in the orange Chevy who almost rear ended you, you know,  because you drive like shit. You know who you are and how fucked up what you did was because you would not let me pull even with you at 3 different red lights so I could verbally confer how fucked up your driving is and how well your brakes work compared to those on my truck.










You passed me on that short right merge lane, then slammed on your brakes as soon as the light turned yellow even though you were only 150-200' from the intersection.










Who does this shit? Are you fucking running coke or something you fucking inconsiderate mouth breathing oxygen thief, that it was that important to stop short after just passing my lumbering ass on a fucking wet road for a light that just fucking turned yellow??










DUDE!










WHAT!










THE!










FUCK!?










The only reason you arent in a fucking neck brace right now is due to my Herculean effort to try and avoid the ass end of your sporty little fag wagon.










All that intermittent squealing and the blowing of horn as I swerved around and passed you sliding into the fucking intersection was not a fucking side show and I know you noticed it.










If you would at least had the courtesy to acknowledge your horrendous fuck up, I probably wouldn't even be pissed, it was kind of exciting and also refreshing to find out I still have driving skills in a panic situation.

















But your smug ass, NOoooo, you ran the tail end of our red lights to avoid even eye contact you fucking spineless slithering greasy snail trail piece of subhuman fag wagon driving failure.










You should have been given a late term abortion around the age of 16 before you could ever get your fucking smug limp wristed self behind anything more powerful than a rusty ass tetanus inducing pedal car that your uncle trash picked for you due to him feeling sorry for your shameful shitty self because of your father and mother not loving your Window licking ass you friggin twat lip. <<<Run on sentence? I dont give a flip, bite me Webster!










Fuck you and die in a fire asshole!!!!!1!!7!!1
























So....., then I get to the club, first time this year, in case my prior verbal tone distracted you and.....My friggin card wont open the gate, Fuck!










I come home, call the club and was told that my check for $275 was not accepted due to my only owing $270 for dues.










What the fucking fuck?










Keep the friggin 5 bucks, go buy a homeless guy a blow job from a crack head or something, but for christ sake, dont cut off my membership without any kind of warning over this.










What the shit, do you people drive BMW's too.










Fuck fuck Fuck everything.










Im so pissed I dont even want to beat off.










I think Im going to go pull bullets out of some 9mm and just fire primers in my basement till the hot pockets are done.

















Fuck!











 
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 10:43:04 AM EDT
You should consider decaf.

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Link Posted: 8/18/2016 10:44:44 AM EDT
8.7/10
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 10:45:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/18/2016 10:46:29 AM EDT by DoubleARon]
9.5/10
 



ETA: A 10/10 would have been awarded had OP mentioned what the driver's mother will do for a Klondike Bar.
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 10:46:02 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By whiskerz:


You should consider decaf.



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Havent had coffee in 9 days.

 





Link Posted: 8/18/2016 10:46:34 AM EDT
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87/10
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 10:46:36 AM EDT
What club?
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 10:47:03 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By RaisedByWolves:



Havent had coffee in 9 days.  
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Originally Posted By RaisedByWolves:



Originally Posted By whiskerz:

You should consider decaf.



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Havent had coffee in 9 days.  
Go buy a pound of coffee, have it fine ground and then snort it.
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 10:47:36 AM EDT
I'm hoping to pick up another BMW this afternoon.

Link Posted: 8/18/2016 10:48:13 AM EDT
9.6

Needs more invented words and phrases.
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 10:48:25 AM EDT
Take that $275 and get your brakes fixed.
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 10:48:43 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/18/2016 10:48:53 AM EDT by OCD-617]
They cut off your membership because you overpaid?

Link Posted: 8/18/2016 10:48:54 AM EDT
Francis?  That you?
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 10:49:22 AM EDT
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Glee Club
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 10:49:58 AM EDT
Can I borrow five bucks?
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 10:50:32 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 10:51:18 AM EDT


Its august and its the first time to the range?

Damn, im sorry man
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 10:51:40 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 10:51:47 AM EDT
Don't tailgate people.
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 10:53:50 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By RaisedByWolves:
Havent had coffee in 9 days.  



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I found your problem!
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 10:54:38 AM EDT
7.5/10

Rub one out anyway - Or get a cup of coffee while you rub one out...
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 10:55:12 AM EDT
Class envy.

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Link Posted: 8/18/2016 10:56:03 AM EDT
That's an expensive gun club.
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 10:56:06 AM EDT
Originally Posted By RaisedByWolves:
call the club and was told that my check for $275 was not accepted due to my only owing $270 for dues.
 
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That's when my face would have started twitching involuntarily.
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 10:58:01 AM EDT
Meh, all I got out of that was you drive like shit and don't allow enough distance between cars
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 10:59:47 AM EDT

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Don't tailgate people.
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DING DING DING!



 
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 11:01:22 AM EDT
TLDR




Link Posted: 8/18/2016 11:03:05 AM EDT
If you had to slam on your brakes you were following too closely.

It's ok, most Americans don't know how to drive, even if they are driving a superbly  built machine.
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 11:03:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RaisedByWolves:


Dear Mr Barvarian McFaggot Wagon driver.
Hi, its me, the guy in the orange Chevy who almost rear ended you, you know,  because you drive like shit.





 
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OP failed to control speed.  His anger is misplaced.  Stopped reading right there.



 
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 11:05:11 AM EDT
Who the fuck drives an orange chevy to begin with?
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 11:07:30 AM EDT
10/10

Good rant.

Would read again.
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 11:08:20 AM EDT
Precisely the reason I avoid eye contact, or any other kind of interaction with other drivers.  They can go on ahead, I'll pull over to led 'em pass, but I won't make eye contact, or otherwise attempt to facilitate any other communication or contact with other drivers.  However, I will maintain contact with my pistol (kept out of sight) if someone appears intent on being an ass.
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 11:10:10 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 11:10:35 AM EDT
TLDR version.....

Op needs Zoloft

People cant drive (Especially BMW owners)

Op's dues check was denied by the gun club because he wrote it wrong
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 11:11:47 AM EDT
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DING DING DING!
 
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Originally Posted By California_Kid:
Originally Posted By Tweek218:
Don't tailgate people.

DING DING DING!
 


Reading Is Fundamental
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 11:12:27 AM EDT
I don't understand how driving a BMW has anything to do with being smug?

How do you know that guy that cut you off didn't steal it?

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A volunteer!
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 11:13:50 AM EDT

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Reading Is Fundamental
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Originally Posted By California_Kid:


Originally Posted By Tweek218:

Don't tailgate people.


DING DING DING!

 


Reading Is Fundamental


       
Originally Posted By AISTech:


If you had to slam on your brakes you were following too closely....




 



 
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 11:14:52 AM EDT
It's always funny to see the responses of those who have the reading comprehension of a squirrel.

OP, you were just reminded that retards are everywhere.

I adopted an attitude for a while that everyone was put on Earth to teach me something.

I gave it up after I figured out that almost everyone was put here to teach me patience.
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 11:15:04 AM EDT
Without actually witnessing it can't tell who's right or wrong. Does the yellow change to red quickly? Did the light really just change, or was it yellow a couple seconds and you're one of those guys that speeds up to beat it? Did you think he was going to go and you didn't pay attention to his brake light?
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 11:15:12 AM EDT
I'm just not feeling it.

3/10
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 11:16:35 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By California_Kid:


Originally Posted By Tweek218:

Don't tailgate people.


DING DING DING!

 




Reading Is Fundamental




 



Yup, three fails and its only page one.




Dues are high as I work too much and cant put in my 8hrs work party time.




Normally $150.



Link Posted: 8/18/2016 11:16:38 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By California_Kid:
Originally Posted By Tweek218:
Don't tailgate people.

DING DING DING!
 

Reading Is Fundamental

       
Originally Posted By AISTech:
If you had to slam on your brakes you were following too closely....

 
 

Here. Let me help you.

From the OP:
You passed me on that short right merge lane, then slammed on your brakes as soon as the light turned yellow

How is it following too close when someone cuts in front of you and slams on their brakes?
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 11:16:58 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Ridgerunner9876:
It's always funny to see the responses of those who have the reading comprehension of a squirrel.

OP, you were just reminded that retards are everywhere.

I adopted an attitude for a while that everyone was put on Earth to teach me something.

I gave it up after I figured out that almost everyone was put here to teach me patience.
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Yes and we are getting OPs side of the story. Most people tend to bend a story to their benefit.
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 11:17:24 AM EDT
Haters gonna hate.

<-------------  BMW driver



Seriously though, I have some sympathy for you if it really went down the way you say it did.  If he cut you off, didn't give you a chance to create separation, and then created a dangerous situation...fair enough.

That said, I believe in stopping at intersections when the light is yellow/red.  So I won't fault him for hitting his brakes.  Fact of the matter is that a) while merging over, he might have taken his eyes off the light and was unsure when it had changed and b) I'd rather have someone stop on a yellow than run a red.
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 11:17:53 AM EDT
Why were you tailgating him?

(pissed off because he passed you?)
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 11:19:27 AM EDT

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I'm just not feeling it.



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I'm not either.  I encounter shithead drivers almost every day.  I drive VERY defensively, therefore almost never have to make any kind of dramatic course correction, brake hard, etc.  The last three times I had to brake dramatically were because of unrestrained dogs jumping out in front of me.



When I perceive another driver as behaving badly or driving dangerously, my usual tactic is to get away from them.  NEVER engage an idiot driver.



 
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 11:20:11 AM EDT
Is this just a today issue or are you this mad normally??

I think everyone is missing where how BMW forced the merge in front of you.

Relax dude
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 11:22:07 AM EDT
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...From the OP:



You passed me on that short right merge lane, then slammed on your brakes as soon as the light turned yellow
How is it following too close when someone cuts in front of you and slams on their brakes?
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I think the OP could have done a better job of anticipating the BMW driver slamming on the brakes.  Based on experience I assume that anyone driving a Beemer is a twit who has an exaggerated impression of his or her driving skills.  (Not all of them, but a lot of them.)  I allow them extra space instinctively.
 
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 11:22:36 AM EDT
Is reading comprehension no longer a thing that people do?
Link Posted: 8/18/2016 11:23:45 AM EDT
Originally Posted By RaisedByWolves:

I come home, call the club and was told that my check for $275 was not accepted due to my only owing $270 for dues.
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Just goes to show that every organization should have an embezzler.  
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