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Posted: 9/16/2009 10:25:35 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/16/2009 10:37:11 PM EST by Intelguy01]
Well? Let's have the low-down.

I keep seeing the commercials and was wondering if anybody has made a purchase and what the results were? Long story short....does it work?


"Long story short" ... I kill myself.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:26:41 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/16/2009 10:27:17 PM EST by zuuk]
uh...


makes your cawk harder for longer without the ring??



eta: no idea what I'm talking about, just participating
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:28:36 PM EST
TAG for info
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:31:21 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:32:16 PM EST
I think it just makes the flaccid state larger, but the maximum stays the same.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:34:54 PM EST
Originally Posted By Gripy:
I think it just makes the flaccid state larger, but the maximum stays the same.


Probably so, but I'm wandering who has actually tried it. (I just saw the eleven-millionth commercial a few minutes ago and thought i would toss the question out on GD).
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:35:31 PM EST
im now hung to my knees, but if i stop taking it, my unit will srink
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:38:54 PM EST
it's pretty far up on the annoying commercial list, along with the damn cookie diet commercial.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:40:08 PM EST
i like the pos-t-vac myself. especially the commercial.

that old dude's like "If YOU got a BRain in your head"......(long pause)......"youde get this here pos-t-vac"
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:41:45 PM EST
What's the point of that?

Just get a scrip for some boner pills from the Doc
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:45:09 PM EST
I think they would make a killing if they combined the weight loss ,dick pills, and bald pills all in one.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:46:21 PM EST
http://www.extenzeforlife.com

is that what you're talking about?


never seen the advertisement here; why do you keep watching that commercial ?
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:48:26 PM EST
Originally Posted By zuuk:
http://www.extenzeforlife.com

is that what you're talking about?


never seen the advertisement here; why do you keep watching that commercial ?


ALLWAYS plays on FOX NEWS here at night.....you're not really one of us....are you?
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 11:06:07 PM EST
Originally Posted By Intelguy01:
Originally Posted By zuuk:
http://www.extenzeforlife.com

is that what you're talking about?


never seen the advertisement here; why do you keep watching that commercial ?


ALLWAYS plays on FOX NEWS here at night.....you're not really one of us....are you?


nope, not one of the needy size enhancing group



seriously - not on this late usually, and not watching fox this late either; drinkin has it's repercusssions


Link Posted: 9/16/2009 11:08:52 PM EST
well,... I'm bigger





Link Posted: 9/16/2009 11:22:18 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/16/2009 11:22:50 PM EST by Citabria7GCBC]
I LMAO soon as I saw the title of the thread!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 11:23:12 PM EST
they sell it at walmart, its gotta work.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 11:29:55 PM EST
Originally Posted By rooster4bravo:
they sell it at walmart, its gotta work.


If not, return it.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 11:32:20 PM EST
Originally Posted By thatjonguy:
Originally Posted By rooster4bravo:
they sell it at walmart, its gotta work.


If not, return it.



lol


" i rubbed it in and rubbed it in some more, but it still didn't work:"
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 11:49:09 PM EST
tribulus,horny goat weed, milk thistle, and a little yohimbe

wheres couch commando? he needs to stock up
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 12:59:48 AM EST
Originally Posted By 2000Z3M:
im now hung to my knees, but if i stop taking it, my unit will srink


That's funny !!!
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:04:16 AM EST
Dude, it's not the size I'm interested in....
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:09:20 AM EST
I don't know about extenze, but I can report that stuff like Yohimbe does indeed work.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:10:48 AM EST
check it


last longer by having her felate you first

better: be "cunning" with her first, then above

even better: drink till you get "whiskey dick" - you'll never be able to finish
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:06:31 AM EST
I don't need a bigger dick, I just need smaller hands
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:11:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By Scott_In_OKC:
I don't need a bigger dick, I just need smaller hands


Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:37:22 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 2:37:40 AM EST by AshNH]
If any of these "Male Enhancement" products actually worked they would never need to spend a nickle on advertisement, because word would spread so quickly from guy to guy that every guy on the planet would by the stuff buy the end of the week.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:01:28 AM EST
Originally Posted By hondaciv:
I don't know about extenze, but I can report that stuff like Yohimbe does indeed work.


Yohimbe makes me sick as shit!

Hard as a rock, but sick as shit.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:03:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By Scott_In_OKC:
I don't need a bigger dick, I just need smaller hands




I gotta say I agree with ya OP. Those damned irritating commercials have finally peaked my interest as well. Don't need it, especially right now with a very pregnant and uncomfortable wife yet ..... something about it ...... maybe it's the free sample offer? lol
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:04:40 AM EST
Originally Posted By TC6969:
Originally Posted By hondaciv:
I don't know about extenze, but I can report that stuff like Yohimbe does indeed work.


Yohimbe makes me sick as shit!

Hard as a rock, but sick as shit.

Sick enough not to keep taking it, or just a little queasy? Details please, for a friend.

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:09:50 AM EST
Well I for one can say that the extenze made my certain part of the male anatomy about 1.5" larger soft and hard. However, I was also using the kanoki foot pads to remove asbestos from my blood stream and those made my weiner orange. So here I have this huge ding dong but, it's bright orange. I might paint it at Halloween but, other than that I think it scares most women. YMMV
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:12:49 AM EST

Originally Posted By Harvster:
Well I for one can say that the extenze made my certain part of the male anatomy about 1.5" larger soft and hard. However, I was also using the kanoki foot pads to remove asbestos from my blood stream and those made my weiner orange. So here I have this huge ding dong but, it's bright orange. I might paint it at Halloween but, other than that I think it scares most women. YMMV


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:00:37 AM EST
Originally Posted By Harvster:
So here I have this huge ding dong but, it's bright orange. I might paint it at Halloween but, other than that I think it scares most women. YMMV




Stop eating Cheetos while watching porn.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:20:48 AM EST
If anyone ever makes a pill that makes dicks bigger, they won't be able to build enough ships to get the fucking thing into China fast enough.

When you see cargo ships backed up for 500 miles out of Hong Kong harbor, you'll know it's real.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:21:07 AM EST
"Bob" is kinda annoying, but his wife...! Yuck.

I doubt any male enhancement pills work for anything but making money.

Still, we do support science and "private" enterprise, so go for it and report back––-if you have the time.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:27:58 AM EST
I don't know what it is that you're posting about, but I assume that it's another of the disgusting commercials along the lines of Viagra.

Here we can not swear or show a female breast on the television, but they'll come right out and shout all about male erectile deficiency.

"Daddy ... What's an Erectile?" Sorry, kiddo ... call the FCC and let them explain it to you.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:35:19 AM EST
I'm pretty sure it's the second disc for season one of Penn and Teller's Bullshit! that covers "male enhancement".Get it from Netflix.


Not to ruin the story but expect to gain as much as with a penis pump or with the daily massage method

*warning,yes-you will see plenty of dongs in that episode, boobs and vajoo too.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:47:13 AM EST
I mixed up some Extenze and Viagra,put it on my cucumber plants......got a good crop of green fence posts.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:47:33 AM EST
if you want a bigger dong you'd better just buy a bigger gong.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:55:06 AM EST

Originally Posted By smokenruger:
Originally Posted By Harvster:
So here I have this huge ding dong but, it's bright orange. I might paint it at Halloween but, other than that I think it scares most women. YMMV




Stop eating Cheetos while watching porn.


Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:55:53 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 4:56:56 AM EST by Bhart89]
Originally Posted By AshNH:
If any of these "Male Enhancement" products actually worked they would never need to spend a nickle on advertisement, because word would spread so quickly from guy to guy that every guy on the planet would by the stuff buy the end of the week.


I disagree - If I found a product that would make my unit larger than average I would not want 'average' to increase to the point where my increase was unnoticable. Telling others would negate the effect.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 5:45:18 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 5:46:33 AM EST by Admiral_Crunch]
"If there was a product that actually worked, how long do you think it would be before some guy overdosed on them? I'm thinking about half an hour after they go on sale, some guy in the drugstore parking lot will be gagging on a bottle of pills while his cock slams through the sunroof."
––Joe Rogan
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 5:51:01 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 6:00:16 AM EST by WilliamGray]
Damn, beaten. Slow ass iPhone keyboard.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 5:53:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By JoshAston:
Dude, it's not the size I'm interested in....

Then what is it you look for in your men?
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 5:53:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By WilliamGray:
Like joe rogan says, if these worked it would take 5 minutes before you found the first guy overdosed on these in a walmart parking lot with his dick bursting through the sun roof, dead from lack of blood supply to his brain.

Wow, and by almost five whole minutes!
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 5:55:24 AM EST
Originally Posted By goldpan-gus:
I think they would make a killing if they combined the weight loss ,dick pills, and bald pills all in one.


It would help some guys to actually get laid.

However, it would put a serious ding in internet porn site business.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 5:58:23 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 5:58:45 AM EST by AcidGambit]
The dick pills? No that shit doesn't work, you're stuck with what you got (barring surgery), sorry dude, learn to use your tongue.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:01:04 AM EST
When I first met my wife she thought I was deformed in a good way lol

I would kill her if I had that
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:06:05 AM EST
Paging LordTrader

TRG
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:13:43 AM EST
They really do work. You just have to shove them down your dickhole.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 7:29:19 AM EST
Originally Posted By TurdyDingo:
They really do work. You just have to shove them down your dickhole.



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