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Posted: 11/1/2004 6:15:33 AM EDT
My son is 3, we were walking up to this guy's driveway and he yelled for us to stop and get out of his yard because I was wearing a jacket that had NAVY on it, that he was an ex jarhead and no NAVY person will ever come in his yard.   After I told him it was from OLD NAVY he said, "Oh then that's ok, come on up."  We didn't, and if my son wasn't there I'd have plucked his Kerry sign up out of his lawn and threw it at him for freaking my boy out.  

So am I missing something about animosity between the 2?
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:18:25 AM EDT
Marine are part of the navy.

Tell the guy to check his paperwork.

SGtar15
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:19:22 AM EDT
The Marines are just pissed that they have to be considered part of the navy (please don't post the men's department joke, we all know it), and that they don't get to drive the big boats.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:19:23 AM EDT
Wow, what a dick.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:19:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mallory_Knox:
My son is 3, we were walking up to this guy's driveway and he yelled for us to stop and get out of his yard because I was wearing a jacket that had NAVY on it, that he was an ex jarhead and no NAVY person will ever come in his yard.   After I told him it was from OLD NAVY he said, "Oh then that's ok, come on up."  We didn't, and if my son wasn't there I'd have plucked his Kerry sign up out of his lawn and threw it at him for freaking my boy out.  

So am I missing something about animosity between the 2?



No, you just witnessed interservice rivalry being taken too far.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:19:31 AM EDT
What an asshole.  I would have left anyway.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:19:39 AM EDT
I was going to go into the Marines was I was 18.

When they found out that I had an IQ over 85, they made me join the Navy.

True story.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:20:21 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:20:30 AM EDT
Sounds like your garden variety moron to me.

P.S.- None of the armed forces actively screen out these types, so like any segment of society, they exist there too.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:20:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrKasab:
Wow, what a dick.




+1

Depressing
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:21:02 AM EDT
did you check him for penis breath?
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:21:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mallory_Knox:
My son is 3, we were walking up to this guy's driveway and he yelled for us to stop and get out of his yard because I was wearing a jacket that had NAVY on it, that he was an ex jarhead and no NAVY person will ever come in his yard.   After I told him it was from OLD NAVY he said, "Oh then that's ok, come on up."  We didn't, and if my son wasn't there I'd have plucked his Kerry sign up out of his lawn and threw it at him for freaking my boy out.  

So am I missing something about animosity between the 2?



Do you really want candy for your kid from that kind of guy --- I would say you were lucky.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:22:53 AM EDT
Why does the Navy have Marines on board their ships?


Sheep would be way to obvious?  


Haha, just kidding.  Marines are great, but touchy.  I will take cover now.  
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:25:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Stillie:

Originally Posted By Mallory_Knox:
My son is 3, we were walking up to this guy's driveway and he yelled for us to stop and get out of his yard because I was wearing a jacket that had NAVY on it, that he was an ex jarhead and no NAVY person will ever come in his yard.   After I told him it was from OLD NAVY he said, "Oh then that's ok, come on up."  We didn't, and if my son wasn't there I'd have plucked his Kerry sign up out of his lawn and threw it at him for freaking my boy out.  

So am I missing something about animosity between the 2?



No, you just witnessed interservice rivalry being taken too far.




Yeah no shit!!!

He was probably a Fleet Marine, They have the worst attitude

Nothing a couple of 5 gallon buckets of gray paint cant fix
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:26:35 AM EDT
Well we've got our 10% too. hinking.gif What a Dickhead.  I hope your son had a fun Halloween.





Semper Fi
Shooter
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:26:46 AM EDT
Now on a similar note......


Two young girls came up to the door last night.  My wife answered and they shouted "TRICK OR TREAT!".  The two girls were dressed as hookers and were about 12 y.o. old.  One pulled on her bikini bottom and asked again..."Trick-or-treat"?

My wife asked her if her father was around, she said "Yes".

My wife then told them they weren't getting any candy and that their father should be ashamed of them for allowing them to dress like hookers.

They weren't happy.

SGtar15
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:30:24 AM EDT
You should have broken his nose.

It's easy, just throw sand on the wall and yell, "Hit the beach!"
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:30:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Two young girls came up to the door last night.  My wife answered and they shouted "TRICK OR TREAT!".  The two girls were dressed as hookers and were about 12 y.o. old.  One pulled on her bikini bottom and asked again..."Trick-or-treat"?
SGtar15




That is probably one of the saddest things I have heard in a while.  What is sadder, is their parents will be surprised and dissapointed when their daughters become knocked up whores who hate them and start smoking crack.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:34:26 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:34:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Marines are part of the navy.


SGtar15



Yeah, the MEN's Department!

Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:35:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By cyanide:

Originally Posted By Mallory_Knox:
My son is 3, we were walking up to this guy's driveway and he yelled for us to stop and get out of his yard because I was wearing a jacket that had NAVY on it, that he was an ex jarhead and no NAVY person will ever come in his yard.   After I told him it was from OLD NAVY he said, "Oh then that's ok, come on up."  We didn't, and if my son wasn't there I'd have plucked his Kerry sign up out of his lawn and threw it at him for freaking my boy out.  

So am I missing something about animosity between the 2?



Do you really want candy for your kid from that kind of guy --- I would say you were lucky.



Absolutley not!  That's why we didn't take his candy.  I hope he has lots left over.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:37:48 AM EDT
Yup.  He's a dick.  EX Marine sounds about right!  Kerry sign in his yard?????  That says everything I need to know!    





Now shove off, SQUID!!!  Don't you have some barnicals to scrape?

D(TheFormerMarine)Peacher
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:39:48 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:41:13 AM EDT
If that was a Marine, he's a world class asshat.

Semper Fi
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:41:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bulldog1967:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Marines are part of the navy.


SGtar15



Yeah, the MEN's Department!




Didn't I say not to say that? Why, yes, yes I did!
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:41:46 AM EDT
Someone might want to remind him that Marine means:

My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment  



Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:43:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mallory_Knox:
. . . after I told him it was from OLD NAVY he said . . .  



Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:44:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/1/2004 8:23:29 AM EDT by Rodent]
There was a Kerry sign in his yard?  Obviously he was really an ex-squid PRETENDING to have been one of the few...
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:47:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bulldog1967:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Marines are part of the navy.


SGtar15



Yeah, the MEN's Department!





Jeez, that a new one.



I think I just lost your shot record devil dope.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 7:05:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sherm8404:
I think I just lost your shot record devil dope.



OUCH!
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 7:48:38 AM EDT
       I'm seriously doubting he was a real Marine.

       Yeah there are rivalries between the two but many a Marine owes his life to the Navy and vice versa.

       Here's a thought.
       Wedge a nail under his back tire so when he backs out  tomorrow to vote he'll get a flat. Most likely anyone voting for Kerry wont be smart enough to change a flat.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 8:18:01 AM EDT
A lot of anger out there these days

GM
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 8:20:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bulldog1967:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Marines are part of the navy.


SGtar15



Yeah, the MEN's Department!



you beat me to it.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 8:22:01 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 8:22:39 AM EDT
That was a poser, not a marine.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 8:24:28 AM EDT
Sometimes I pretend to be a poser.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 8:27:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Palo_Duro:
Sometimes I pretend to be a poser.




As long as your fully clothed ,carry on
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 8:34:39 AM EDT
Makes NO sense, what-so-ever....
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 8:36:39 AM EDT
I doubt he was ever a Marine.The Marines rely on the Navy and vice versa.The Blue-Green Team.

Semper Fi,
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 8:43:53 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/1/2004 8:48:34 AM EDT by Maddogkiller]
I doubt that the "adult male" that you encountered is a MARINE.  I have never heard a MARINE refer to himself/herslelf as an "ex jarhead." I have never heard of a MARINE taking interservice rivalry to that level. We used to rag on the squids and they would rag on us, but there was always respect. I would speculate that he isn't even a veteran.

ETA: The MARINES in my units that  ragged on Corpsman, SEALS, or SeaBees were newbies and we quickly squared them away. The Corpsman,SEALS, and seabees were and are held in very high regard in my MARINE CORPS.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 8:47:29 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/1/2004 10:22:13 AM EDT by TeuffelHunden1775]
In reality, there is only one area in which the Corps is not fully self sufficient. And that's for pecker-checkers like the one that posted above.

BTW squid, I never entrust my shot record to anyone.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 8:52:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Ambush151:
     
       Here's a thought.
       Wedge a nail under his back tire so when he backs out  tomorrow to vote he'll get a flat. Most likely anyone voting for Kerry wont be smart enough to change a flat.



hell yea!!  +1
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 8:59:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/1/2004 9:04:46 AM EDT by DOA]

Originally Posted By Dolomite:
I was going to go into the Marines was I was 18.

When they found out that I had an IQ over 85, they made me join the Navy.

True story.





That's taking the rivalry too far, especially since the USMC is part of the Navy. I have alot of respect for the Navy Corpmen. They had the best porn.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 9:01:27 AM EDT
But we only have the Navy because Mother Mary hasn't come back to teach us how to walk on water ... yet ...

Ted...

Semper Fi .. and we can all get along... also ..
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 9:09:44 AM EDT
you should of took the kerry sign...

bbr
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 9:11:57 AM EDT
Must have been at howster's house.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 9:12:32 AM EDT
A Marine for sKerry!?!  Must have been a "don't ask don't tell butch jarhead!"  
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 9:16:15 AM EDT
Marine or not, that guys a serious dickhead.

Though I have to agree with many others here and say it doesn't sound like he actually was.
I don't know any Former Marines that refer to themselves as jarheads. Much less "Ex."
The term "Ex" is only given to those shitbags that got KICKED out, not honorably discharged. I think every REAL Marine knows that.

As for the rivalry, I don't know a service member of ANY branch that would take it that far.
We all jab each other, but it's just harmless fun. We all have jobs to do. Each has their specialty that contributes to the total force. We all know that. (Well, except maybe the Airmen. Civilians with a uniform.) Besides, everytime Marines have to go somewhere and fight, the Navy gives us a ride!

In all seriousness though, my cover was always off to the Corpsmen. I respected those guys and they helped us alot more than we helped them, I'm sure.
Felt sorry for them a little too. I mean they sign up for the Navy and get stuck with the Corps while some of their buddies end up pushing wheelchairs around the hospital. That had to suck.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 9:16:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By rifleman2000:
Why does the Navy have Marines on board their ships?


Sheep would be way to obvious?  


Haha, just kidding.  Marines are great, but touchy.  I will take cover now.  



Is it true you are "only gay while under way"?
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 9:22:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/1/2004 9:23:07 AM EDT by ChrisLe]

Originally Posted By drache:

Felt sorry for them a little too. I mean they sign up for the Navy and get stuck with the Corps while some of their buddies end up pushing wheelchairs around the hospital. That had to suck.



We didn't  necessarily get stuck with the Marines. Some of us chose the 'Green' side....
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 9:26:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AeroE:
Must have been at howster's house.





NOTE TO SELF SELF ,,, HOWSTER=PROBABLY RIGHTIT WAS THATHOUSE
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