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Posted: 12/14/2001 4:34:13 AM EDT

Not that any of us would ever do such a thing,but what is the meanest nastyiest lowdown thing you can think of to do to an ex-wife?I done married her so its got to top that. [thinking]

Posted: 12/14/2001 4:36:59 AM EDT

[#1]

we need more details.

house? vehicle? children? weakness (stuff she hates)? asking this board for help with this is like like asking my dog if he wants to eat my hamburger (he does).

Posted: 12/14/2001 5:08:50 AM EDT

[#2]

Make her a spam sandwich with hot mustard and jalapenos. Or steal all her food, and replace it all with 100 cans of spam. Does she have her own vehical? Shove a spam brick underneath the seat. In a few days it will be real ripe.

Posted: 12/14/2001 5:11:54 AM EDT

[#3]

sleep with her best friend, and make sure she finds out about it.

Posted: 12/14/2001 5:17:50 AM EDT

[#4]

Forget her!

[b]Live your life and let her live hers.[/b]

If you made a mistake(marrying her) your divorce should have corrected it.

Let that be the end if you want to live the rest of your life happy.

Let it go.Let it go,or the hate will consume you!

Posted: 12/14/2001 5:37:04 AM EDT

[#5]

If you have porm movies or Pics..POST THEM HERE!!!

Posted: 12/14/2001 5:40:27 AM EDT

[#6]

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If you have porm movies or Pics..POST THEM HERE!!!

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That's right: We want porm!

Seriously, there is a whole raft of dirty tricks, but do you really want digital evidence like this around when she calls the police or goes to court for an order of protection?

Posted: 12/14/2001 6:01:44 AM EDT

[#7]

If everybody had been posting [i]porm[/i] all along, instead of the racier porn, then Goatboy would not have banned BOTD. Reading Comprehension Problems strike again. [:D]

Posted: 12/14/2001 7:51:19 AM EDT

[#8]

Well to awnser some questions.I beat a EPO betwen the times i posted this.Is it legal for me to post polaroid pics of her with out her consent[bounce]?She got car NEW ONE 99 saturn!I did lick beer off her bestfriends and [:p]cousin,leg then continue to suck her toe,we was still on speaking terms at the time. yes I did take da biatch(not my house i aint that dumb) to a slezzzzy hotel to not my damn house.[sex]Well she ask for it!Come on I know yall some twisted freaKs.(HERE IS THE BONUS SHE MADE ME LOOSE an AR,2xAK,m1 carbineand rem. 700bdl 7mm mag.)

Posted: 12/14/2001 8:08:29 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Forget her!

[b]Live your life and let her live hers.[/b]

If you made a mistake(marrying her) your divorce should have corrected it.

Let that be the end if you want to live the rest of your life happy.

Let it go.Let it go,or the hate will consume you!

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Without a doubt that is the best advice that can be given.

Posted: 12/14/2001 8:30:22 AM EDT

[#10]

Have sex with her dad and send her a video.

Posted: 12/14/2001 8:35:07 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Not that any of us would ever do such a thing,but what is the meanest nastyiest lowdown thing you can think of to do to an ex-wife?I done married her so its got to top that. [thinking]

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I don't think you *could* top that...

Posted: 12/14/2001 9:07:54 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Forget her!

[b]Live your life and let her live hers.[/b]

If you made a mistake(marrying her) your divorce should have corrected it.

Let that be the end if you want to live the rest of your life happy.

Let it go.Let it go,or the hate will consume you!

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Amen! Living well is the best revenge...

Posted: 12/14/2001 10:00:27 AM EDT

[#13]

Sew her vag shut.

Posted: 12/14/2001 10:17:01 AM EDT

[#14]

Set her up with someone really, really bad.

Posted: 12/14/2001 10:21:32 AM EDT

[#15]

Why would you want so much to hurt someone that at some point you loved so much that you just had to join together in marriage??

Posted: 12/14/2001 10:39:19 AM EDT

[#16]

How did you lose the weapons?

Dittos on sleeping with her friend or sister.

Posted: 12/14/2001 10:59:29 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Have sex with her dad and send her a video.

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I don't think I would have come up with that one. LMAO!!!

Posted: 12/14/2001 11:02:27 AM EDT

[#18]

post her naked pics here[}:D] i did

edit to add email me for the link [email protected]

Posted: 12/14/2001 11:07:19 AM EDT

[#19]

Contact your local group of Jehovah's Witnesses & tell them she's had some questions she needs answered and she's really shy - she might need visited a couple of dozen times before she feels comfortable enough to talk.........
Send representatives from your local Southern Baptist church to visit her the same night.
[:D]

Posted: 12/14/2001 11:10:27 AM EDT

[#20]

Treat her with as much kindness as possible.

You will completely throw her for a loop.
She won't know what hit her.

Kill her with kindness.

Posted: 12/14/2001 11:30:42 AM EDT

[#21]

Note, I'm not suggesting you do any of these, but gosh they'd be momentary fun until you decide to follow Ed,sr.'s good advice.

Sign her up for the Adam & Eve or other kinky catalog, at her work address. Also Victoria's secret, etc.
Syrup in the gas tank. Yum.
Sleep with her best friend, sister, and cousin. All at once. Make sure to videotape, so you can share with your brothers here and her later.
Have one of your friends start hitting on her so as he can get some good porno shots for you.
Does she have a cat? there's a great target for paintball guns. Helps you with the leading shots on moving targets I hear.
When she's about to leave after getting her hot beef injection, somehow get gum in her hair. Bad hair week, coming up!
Also, try and slip the used condom into her purse while she's not looking.
If you can....shave one of her eyebrows. Pencil it back in if you can so she doesn't notice immediately.

Like I said....I wouldn't do any, or recommend that you do any of these. But it's fun to speculate.

Posted: 12/14/2001 11:33:48 AM EDT

[#22]

Give her name to an Amway representative.[}:D]

Posted: 12/14/2001 11:35:42 AM EDT

[#23]

Get into her lingerie. Rub fiberglass insulation in the crotches of all her panties.

Posted: 12/14/2001 11:58:48 AM EDT

[#24]

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Get into her lingerie. Rub fiberglass insulation in the crotches of all her panties.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner!!

Posted: 12/14/2001 1:28:00 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

When she's about to leave after getting her hot beef injection, somehow get gum in her hair. Bad hair week, coming up!

That reminds me of one time my ex wife showed up at 3am on my doorstep Horny and almost naked!!. She comes in and lights a few candles and puts them on the headboard. We start to "play" (she has long blond hair BTW) and she gets on top and we are going at it and I close my eyes and after a few minutes she starts screaming and starts thrashing about wildly (I'm thinking to myself man she must've really missed me!! And I still got it!! I'm such a stud!!) I open my eyes to watch the look of ecstasy on her face and much to my surprise and amusement I see she has caught her hair on fire and thrashing about screaming while trying to put it out!!! Damn that was funny!!

"Iron" Mike

Posted: 12/14/2001 1:44:07 PM EDT

[#26]

If the nice thing doesn't work, If you have access to her house, buy around 100 of those store bought crickets that folks feed to there reptiles and release them in her house.

When night time comes she won't be able to sleep cause the crickets will be cherping all night.

Its also a bitch to kill them all.

have fun

Posted: 12/14/2001 2:32:03 PM EDT

[#27]

A dead mouse in the bottom of a new can of coffee is a nice touch with plenty of get away time.

Posted: 12/14/2001 2:40:40 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Set her up with someone really, really bad.

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1-800-IMBROGLIO !

Posted: 12/14/2001 2:41:30 PM EDT

[#29]

RBAD

LOL thats a good one. hahahahhaaa

Posted: 12/14/2001 2:45:21 PM EDT

[#30]

Are you asking us for help with revenge or with a prank? What sort of consequences for your actions are you willing to bear? Do you want her to know if you were the cause of it or not? For a more exacting revenge, you'll need to give us more details. We're evil, and we're here to help.z

Posted: 12/14/2001 2:46:07 PM EDT

[#31]

Marry her.

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