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Posted: 9/17/2005 11:39:13 AM EDT
Something just seems terribly sad about this. No way in the world Ashton Kutcher can live up to Bruce Cambell's performance.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0434020/


Here are some good wav files. Enjoy

http://www.geocities.com/evildeadpage/
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 11:42:18 AM EDT
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO


Aston Kutcher is not the grizzled mean ass bastard that Campbell is/was. No way, no please god dont let it happen.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 11:42:20 AM EDT
Nooooooooooooo! Thats just wrong!
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 11:47:51 AM EDT
that's just fuckin great.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 11:50:34 AM EDT
Also in the works, Gone with the Wind, Starring Jim Carrey!
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 11:51:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/17/2005 11:52:05 AM EDT by Melvinator2k0]
They should have Bruce Campbells part be...Bruce Campbell.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 11:51:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 11:53:58 AM EDT
First the "Fat Boys" break up, and now this.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 11:55:02 AM EDT
Blasphemy!!!! It won't be half a funny as the original. Besides can Kutcher do the "gimme some sugar baby" as good as Bruce Campbell I don't think so.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 11:56:31 AM EDT
WORST IDEA EVER
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 11:56:48 AM EDT
Does it even need remaking?
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 11:56:54 AM EDT
Blasphemy!!!!
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 11:58:34 AM EDT
Guys, this rumor's probably like the Ash vs Freddy vs Jason movie: it ain't happenin'.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 11:59:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Javak:
Does it even need remaking?


Hadn't it already been remade, as Evil Dead II?

Honestly, Bruce Campbell isn't even in a grave to be spinning in.

Let him play Ash once again.
Call it
Evil Dead III
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 11:59:55 AM EDT
I'd rather they get Bruce and make Evil Dead IV!
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:00:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:00:30 PM EDT
You guys, he's a natural. After all, his first name is Ash.



Seriously, why doesn't Raimi just make another Evil Dead movie starring Bruce Campbell and just make an easy $100m? Evil Dead fans would rightly refuse to see a remake starring Ashton Kucher and only view pirated versions, on principle. Who is Raimi attempting to appeal to here?
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:00:42 PM EDT
Hang on a tick, where does it say Ashton is going to be Ash?
It just says he's in it.

And Sam Raimi is writing it, Bruce will certainly have at least a cameo, I'll still go see it.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:01:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/17/2005 12:02:24 PM EDT by Stryfe]

Originally Posted By DigDug:

Originally Posted By Stryfe:

Originally Posted By Javak:
Does it even need remaking?


Hadn't it already been remade, as Evil Dead II?

Honestly, Bruce Campbell isn't even in a grave to be spinning in.

Let him play Ash once again.
Call it
Evil Dead III



Well, it was actually called Army of Darkness.


Army of Darkness, was just Army of Darkness, Evil Dead III is still available, no?
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:02:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Stryfe:

Originally Posted By Javak:
Does it even need remaking?


Hadn't it already been remade, as Evil Dead II?

Honestly, Bruce Campbell isn't even in a grave to be spinning in.

Let him play Ash once again.
Call it
Evil Dead III



Looks like Bruce Cambell is involved in the remake.

www.dtheatre.com/read.php?sid=2831

Director Sam Raimi ("Spider-Man") and Bruce Campbell ("Evil Dead" films) are teaming to produce a remake of "Evil Dead," the film that launched both of their careers, reports Variety. The new "Dead" will be produced through Raimi's Ghost House Pictures, the company that brought us the U.S. version of "The Grudge."

Raimi will not direct the remake, according to the article, but he and Campbell will be integral in bringing the 1981 cult hit back to the big screen. The production team will begin working on a script as soon as they find the right director.

There is no word on whether Campbell will reprise his role as Ash, the cult anti-hero he went on to play in two sequels--"Evil Dead 2" and "Army of Darkness." "Evil Dead 2" was more like a remake/sequel of the original, which added to and changed enough to make both films individually relevant. This new film would be yet another remake of "Evil Dead" and maybe without the director and actor whose unique abilities made both films work to begin with.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:03:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:
You guys, he's a natural. After all, his first name is Ash.



Seriously, why doesn't Raimi just make another Evil Dead movie starring Bruce Campbell and just make an easy $100m? Evil Dead fans would rightly refuse to see a remake starring Ashton Kucher and only view pirated versions, on principle. Who is Raimi attempting to appeal to here?


Would Ashton Kutcher fans go see an Evil Dead movie without Ashton Kutcher in it?
Are there that many Evil Dead fans that it'd make a $100M?
How much did Army of Darkness take in?
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:04:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sixgunsblazing:
that's just fuckin great.



+1



Not Ash, but still one of my favorite roles for him!



Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:04:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LANCEMAN:

Originally Posted By Stryfe:

Originally Posted By Javak:
Does it even need remaking?


Hadn't it already been remade, as Evil Dead II?

Honestly, Bruce Campbell isn't even in a grave to be spinning in.

Let him play Ash once again.
Call it
Evil Dead III



Looks like Bruce Cambell is involved in the remake.

www.dtheatre.com/read.php?sid=2831

Director Sam Raimi ("Spider-Man") and Bruce Campbell ("Evil Dead" films) are teaming to produce a remake of "Evil Dead," the film that launched both of their careers, reports Variety. The new "Dead" will be produced through Raimi's Ghost House Pictures, the company that brought us the U.S. version of "The Grudge."

Raimi will not direct the remake, according to the article, but he and Campbell will be integral in bringing the 1981 cult hit back to the big screen. The production team will begin working on a script as soon as they find the right director.

There is no word on whether Campbell will reprise his role as Ash, the cult anti-hero he went on to play in two sequels--"Evil Dead 2" and "Army of Darkness." "Evil Dead 2" was more like a remake/sequel of the original, which added to and changed enough to make both films individually relevant. This new film would be yet another remake of "Evil Dead" and maybe without the director and actor whose unique abilities made both films work to begin with.


Thank you.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:12:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Stryfe:
Army of Darkness, was just Army of Darkness, Evil Dead III is still available, no?



Army of Darkness follows Evil Dead II. It has been called Evil Dead III by many of it's followers since it came out.


Go to "also known as: " here...
www.imdb.com/title/tt0106308/
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:16:58 PM EDT


Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah bay-bay!
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:19:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:21:13 PM EDT
Ok so... the original is a cult hit adored by fat nerds that stars one of the worst actors ever. The remake stars a meathead adored by teenage girls who's one of the worst actors ever. Who cares? Oh right, hehe... obviously the aforementioned fat nerds.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:24:40 PM EDT
What about Brisco County Jr and Bubba Nosferatu, Curse of the She-Vampires.

Bruce Cambell is greatness that can't be replaced.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:29:39 PM EDT
if they remake Evil Dead with ashton kutcher, i wouldn't even watch a pirated copy of it
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:32:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ALLANJ:
Bruce Cambell is greatness that can't be replaced.



He is definitely king of the B movie! That guy makes me laugh in everything I've seen him in.

Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:34:21 PM EDT
Worst news I've heard all day. Fuck you hollywood.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:43:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By stickyDJnugz:
Ok so... the original is a cult hit adored by fat nerds that stars one of the worst actors ever. The remake stars a meathead adored by teenage girls who's one of the worst actors ever. Who cares? Oh right, hehe... obviously the aforementioned fat nerds.



Who let you out of the basement?

As for Ashton Kutcher....no-talent assclown.


Sheep
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 1:33:15 PM EDT
Oh great, a sissified version of Ash, Hardware.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 1:55:28 PM EDT
First, Hollywood ruins Dawn of the Dead and now they are going to blaspheme even further by remaking Evil Dead?

When will it end? Why are there no more original ideas in Hollywood?
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 2:14:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Blaculo:
First, Hollywood ruins Dawn of the Dead and now they are going to blaspheme even further by remaking Evil Dead?

When will it end? Why are there no more original ideas in Hollywood?


Sam Raimi is the writer on this one.
How can you blame Hollywood when it's the creator doing the remake?
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 2:26:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Stryfe:
Sam Raimi is the writer on this one.
How can you blame Hollywood when it's the creator doing the remake?



Romero was involved in Land of the Dead. A cash cow by any other name is still a cash cow.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 2:36:56 PM EDT
Fucked that movie up for me.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 2:53:25 PM EDT
Bruce Campbell should give Sam Raimi a little taste of the ol' boomstick.

Please, please tell me Bruce does not approve nor make a cameo...
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 3:04:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/17/2005 3:05:56 PM EDT by Boom_Stick]
NOOOOOO!!!!

Bruce Campbell cannot be replaced or imitated! That's gonna generate a lot of hate mail.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 3:19:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/17/2005 3:20:15 PM EDT by Stryfe]

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
Bruce Campbell should give Sam Raimi a little taste of the ol' boomstick.

Please, please tell me Bruce does not approve nor make a cameo...


He's listed as the producer.
He makes tons of cameos in Sam Raimi directed films.
Yeah, he probably won't be in this one.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 3:32:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GTOJudge885:
Blasphemy!!!! It won't be half a funny as the original. Besides can Kutcher do the "gimme some sugar baby" as good as Bruce Campbell I don't think so.



I dont think hes gonna pull of the boom stick line eitherWHY! WHY! WHY!
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