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Posted: 10/21/2004 1:35:04 PM EST
....but I hit The Big Four-Oh today.

I was a little "crazy" when I was younger and everybody told me I'd be lucky to see 30, nevermind 40. Guess I proved them wrong.
Of course I tell 'em I keep going just to piss them off.

Since I got home the kids have been telling me that I am now "Officaly An Old Fart".
Aren't kids great


Oops. Glass is empty. Time another drink.....or 10

Link Posted: 10/21/2004 1:35:51 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 1:36:11 PM EST
I'm 40 and I'm ugly!
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 2:37:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By _Ugly_:
I'm 40 and I'm ugly!




Yes you are

Link Posted: 10/21/2004 2:37:59 PM EST
Congratulations old man
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 2:38:08 PM EST
I've got buddies that are approaching it. Wow.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 2:39:03 PM EST
old fucker........happy birthday!
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 2:39:37 PM EST
I'm gonna be three-oh soon.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 2:40:53 PM EST


Link Posted: 10/21/2004 2:41:12 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 2:42:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By Tras:
I'm gonna be three-oh soon.




For some reason that seems like along time ago. But it didn't take long to get here


Link Posted: 10/21/2004 2:52:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By caveman:
....but I hit The Big Four-Oh today.

Since I got home the kids have been telling me that I am now "Officaly An Old Fart".
Aren't kids great





44 here ............. this month

Now you can look foward to :

Reading Glasses

Aches & Pains in places you didn't know could hurt

Playboy centerfolds , the age of your daughter

Having your Dr stick a finger in your ass , then asking if you'd like some
free Viagra samples

Link Posted: 10/21/2004 2:54:45 PM EST
right behind ya....


Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 2:57:02 PM EST
I suspect that my coworkers have a pool on whether or not I'll make it to 21.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:08:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By chrome1:

Originally Posted By caveman:
....but I hit The Big Four-Oh today.

Since I got home the kids have been telling me that I am now "Officaly An Old Fart".
Aren't kids great





44 here ............. this month

Now you can look foward to :

Reading Glasses
Been wearing glasses since 5th grade......time for bifocals


Aches & Pains in places you didn't know could hurt
All ready have them from the "crazy days". If I wakeup and don't hurt I get scared 'cause I think I died


Playboy centerfolds , the age of your daughter
We have a few jobsites near the college and when I get "caught" looking at the girls walking around the other guys love to remind me I have a daughter that will be 22 in Feb. Kinda takes the fun outa lookin'.


Having your Dr stick a finger in your ass , then asking if you'd like some
free Viagra samples
The only time I go to the DR. is if I get cut and duct tape can't fix it so I'm OK on that one at least.




Time for another drink. Damn, 0500 is gonna come early

Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:14:44 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/21/2004 3:15:00 PM EST by Synister1]
haha, Tell them fine. Now that your an old fart they have to do ALL of the houshold things that you USED TO DO.

Old farts should be mowing etc.


I just noticed your avatar, Captain CaaAAAaaaAAAve MaaaaaaaAAAaaannnn.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:28:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By Synister1:
haha, Tell them fine. Now that your an old fart they have to do ALL of the houshold things that you USED TO DO.

Old farts should be mowing etc.


I just noticed your avatar, Captain CaaAAAaaaAAAve MaaaaaaaAAAaaannnn.




What household things? If I wanted to cook, clean,do laundry,etc. I wouldn't have got married(again).
They don't call me Caveman for nothing

OK, no more typing tonite. It takes forever to ....type, read,, backspace, retype, read again...and so on.

Oops, need another drink

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