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Posted: 5/1/2002 12:05:17 PM EST
Ever wonder why Middle Eastern Muslim terrorists are so quick to volunteer on a mission to commit suicide? Let's just take a closer look at their lifestyle... No premarital sex. No booze. None. Never. Sand. *&^%** sand everywhere! No TV. No cable TV. No satellite TV. No Spice channel. No Playboy channel. No ESPN. No Hooters!! No Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Sand. *&^%** sand everywhere! No organized sports of any kind. That's right -- NO sports!!! Women have to be completely covered and wear veils. No thongs. No Victoria's Secret Stuff. Very, very, very few cars. Camels. Lots of camels. Stinking, filthy camels. Sand. *&^%** sand everywhere! Ever try to fish at an oasis? No bass boats. No bass. No fish. Sandstorms. More **$#@ sand everywhere! Rags for clothes and hats. Camel and goat burgers cooked over burning camel dung chips. Eating with your right hand only... because you wipe your butt with your left hand! Toilet tissue unknown. Sand. *&^%** sand everywhere! No golf! Just sand traps. Constant wailing from next door... no wait, that's music! Oh, and did I mention all that sand? And when you die it's supposed to all get better...... No wonder they volunteer for suicide missions
Link Posted: 5/1/2002 12:16:30 PM EST
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