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Posted: 9/30/2005 9:08:53 AM EDT
[#1]
Not this one :
 
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Posted: 9/30/2005 9:09:28 AM EDT
[#2]
DK, we are not friends anymore. |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 9:10:02 AM EDT
[#3]
You wanted to punch a woman over that? 
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Posted: 9/30/2005 9:10:22 AM EDT
[#4]
 Once you've seen it, you cannot un-see it! 
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Posted: 9/30/2005 9:11:56 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/30/2005 9:12:47 AM EDT
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Would you have given her a full power shot?
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Posted: 9/30/2005 9:15:27 AM EDT
[#7]
Oh GOD YES!
 Patty |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 9:23:25 AM EDT
[#8]
Oh my Gawd!!!!
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Posted: 9/30/2005 9:24:31 AM EDT
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In your case, we're willing to settle for a good slap-fight, with lots of hair-pulling! ... and maybe some jello.
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Posted: 9/30/2005 10:00:56 AM EDT
[#10]
Yeah. You don't join the military to be brought home, you join it to fight. |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 10:05:19 AM EDT
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Just as a technical point - I didn't volunteer for the military in order to fight. I volunteered to protect my country and freedom, and accepted that it meant that I would have to fight when necessary. |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 10:09:03 AM EDT
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I have punched one female in my life.
In 2nd grade, I punched Melody Wallace in the chest after she smacked me in the face. She collapsed to the ground wheezing her little head off. (I hit her really hard as I remember it....so hard I hurt my hand...) I have felt bad about it ever since then. That was the only time I have ever punched a female. Barring one attacking me in a serious way in the future, it will be the only time. In fact, I have only had to get physical with a woman 2 times in my life. Once was punching Melody, the second was when I was in high school. I was at a church youth function and this girl and I were told to go to the other building to get some supplies they had stored there. (Paper plates, cups, etc...) While in the building she hauled off and smacked me in the face for no reason. She laughed out loud, at least until I put her over my knee and handed out a little justice. I have never felt bad about that one. |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 10:09:20 AM EDT
[#13]
Ask any guy with an ex wife if he's ever wanted to punch a woman....
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Posted: 9/30/2005 10:11:25 AM EDT
[#14]
I like owning and having my Firearms in my possesion
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Posted: 9/30/2005 10:14:25 AM EDT
[#15]
not once, only girly men hit women
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Posted: 9/30/2005 10:17:37 AM EDT
[#16]
The opening scene to 'Way of the Gun' comes to mind...
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Posted: 9/30/2005 10:24:25 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/30/2005 10:26:31 AM EDT
[#18]
I had to slap the GF around last night. She was talking too much.
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Posted: 9/30/2005 10:27:20 AM EDT
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Yeah, but not over politics. Some girl cut in front of me in a cafeteria line. Told her to git, she wouldn't. Tried pushing he out, she came back in.
I lifted her up and threw her to the ground. That's when she realized I was serious and didn't try cutting back in line. If she had, I probaby would have punched her. |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 10:27:57 AM EDT
[#20]
DK, you are FIRED!!
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Posted: 9/30/2005 10:34:58 AM EDT
[#21]
Same thing, you join knowing you might have to fight. The troops aren't being forced to go over there, they volunteered for it. |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 10:37:24 AM EDT
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I've punched plenty of girls. No, I'm not an abusive prick. I just don't take any shit off of a girl that I wouldn't take off of a guy. I really do treat both genders equally. I'll hold the door for a guy or a girl, no questions asked. I just don't discriminate and neither should anyone else.
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Posted: 9/30/2005 10:40:02 AM EDT
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Mercy. What in blue hell are they teaching kids these days??? |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 10:48:50 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/30/2005 10:54:07 AM EDT
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"I had to slap the GF around last night. She was talking too much."
Ahhhh! she was talking when she should have been listening! Nice going. |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 11:00:30 AM EDT
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My GF right before my wife slammed my hand and foot in a door while we were in a heated "debate" then threw a few girly punches. Even then I didnt feel like hitting her, I did start throwing her crap out in the yard and told her to gtfo of my house. She came back a week later and stole my computer.
lessons learned 1)DONT DATE STRIPPERS 2)Change locks on doors 3)NEVER DATE A STRIPPER 4)My parents raised me well 5)STRIPPERS ARE NOT GOOD GIRLFRIENDS 6)Dont ague with a headcase while standing in a doorway 7)Did I mention she was a nut case STRIPPER?
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Posted: 9/30/2005 11:00:38 AM EDT
[#27]
And here all these years I thought you weren't supposed to hit girls and weren't supposed to hit anyone unless they were swinging at you, or were about to. Had I known I was being a sissy about this I would have bonked more people a lot more people in the snoot than I have! |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 11:02:53 AM EDT
[#28]
Do exwives count or is it assumed that they are punchable just by being an ex ball breaker.
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Posted: 9/30/2005 11:08:05 AM EDT
[#29]
Fixed it for ya...  And FWIW, I've only ever hit one girl. I was in the 3rd grad and she was in the 6th grade. She outweighed me by about 50 pounds and had about 1 1/2 feet on me. She was big corn-fed hussy. She decided one day after school she wanted to grab me by the collar of my shirt, tighten it around me neck, and spin me around in circles. Considering I couldn't breathe and was starting to see spots, I decided to clock her before she killed me. One last parting shot, if you know what I mean... So I decked her. Too bad the angle was bad enough that I could only connect with her sternum. Knocked the wind out of her, and the bitch never bothered me again. 
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Posted: 9/30/2005 11:08:32 AM EDT
[#30]
Usually I'd rather pinch their nipples or pull their hair.
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Posted: 9/30/2005 11:25:58 AM EDT
[#31]
I had the opportunity back in '97.
Ex-wife-to-be got pissed at me and started pummeling me in the chest & head. I just stood there and waiting until she finished, then asked her "are you through?"  Next morning she was booted out on a 1-year restraining order. Saw her once since then... when I signed the divorce paperwork. |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 11:27:39 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/30/2005 11:28:54 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/30/2005 11:34:11 AM EDT
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You are going to regret not shooting the bitch.
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Posted: 9/30/2005 11:34:30 AM EDT
[#35]
Im not gonna say a word, not a SINGLE word.
 
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Posted: 9/30/2005 11:35:38 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/30/2005 11:35:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/30/2005 11:36:19 AM EDT
[#38]
Was she hot? 
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Posted: 9/30/2005 11:38:14 AM EDT
[#39]
I wanted to, but I didn't.
In 9th grade, we were outside while it was snowy, and we were, of course, having a snowball fight. So this one chick keeps pelting me, and I manage to hit her with one. Well, I guess she didn't want to get wet or some stupid shit, because she just ran up to me and kicked me in the nuts. No. That's just not right, ever. No. When I get my breath back, I haul back about to give her five to the jaw, when an administrator grabs my arm and gives me a week of detentions. She gets jack. It wasn't even like there was a rock or anything in it. |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 11:42:33 AM EDT
[#40]
Of course I've wanted to. Just natural aggressive instincts.
Never done it, never will, but doesn't mean I don't want to sometimes. Takes a lot more than a stupid opinion though. |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 11:42:39 AM EDT
[#41]
Yes, many times.
Never actually done it though, but I wouldn't hesitate for a moment if one was attacking me with the intent to seriously harm me. |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 11:42:40 AM EDT
[#42]
Fixed it for ya. 
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Posted: 9/30/2005 11:44:32 AM EDT
[#43]
yea but you "made" her kick you in the nuts. i just don't hit girls. they don't take it well. they also fall over if you push them a little. i guess it's from all the slap fights they do. if a girl could take a puch they would be fun to hit. |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 11:49:04 AM EDT
[#44]
..and then slowly evolve into a giggly tickle-fight... |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 11:51:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/30/2005 11:53:49 AM EDT
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Just remember...when forced to administer a correction to one's ladyfriend in public, a gentleman will always use an open hand. The closed fist should be reserved for the confines of one's own domicile.
Furthermore, when resorting to other measures, always follow the Rule of Thumb.
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Posted: 9/30/2005 11:54:08 AM EDT
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She walked past me this morning and I had some ...thoughts... but her Secret Service detail did not look like they would have appreciated it. I also saw Rush Limbaugh at the same place. |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 12:01:39 PM EDT
[#48]
Son, that's free ammo money! Get it! |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 12:03:04 PM EDT
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You could have "coughed". *cough*asshole*cough* *cough*bitch*cough* Other other works that come to mind.
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Posted: 9/30/2005 12:03:53 PM EDT
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When I was in fifth grade I got into a fist fight with a girl. We were squabbling in class, finally she challenged me to fight - "Meet me at the bike racks after school!"
Neither of us managed to hurt the other. She was a head taller than I at the time. Now she's a surgeon. I see her at class reunions and we laugh about it. |
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