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Posted: 1/13/2005 3:22:10 PM EDT
My buddy owns a restaurant/bar in the McKinney/Dallas area and I was up there the other night with a friend who is also the bar manager there but it was his day off. As we were leaving a girl approached us in the parking lot. Her exact words almost verbatim were:
"Can I ask you guys a question? Do you know of any place other than a shelter that a 20 year old, bisexual, nymphomaniac that doesn't have a place to stay could spend the night? That's the first time I've heard that pickup line 
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Posted: 1/13/2005 3:24:07 PM EDT
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It happens so often I need a break!
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Posted: 1/13/2005 3:24:15 PM EDT
[#2]
Stick it in her pooper and post pics!!!  |
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Posted: 1/13/2005 3:24:53 PM EDT
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Nope, not to me.
Did you give her a place to stay? 
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Posted: 1/13/2005 3:25:32 PM EDT
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so what did you do?  
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Posted: 1/13/2005 3:26:40 PM EDT
[#5]
She approached from across the parking lot?
Did 'ya 'draw down' on her?
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Posted: 1/13/2005 3:27:00 PM EDT
[#6]
That is so old.
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Posted: 1/13/2005 3:27:06 PM EDT
[#7]
You should have asked if she wanted to go to your Pants Party.
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Posted: 1/13/2005 3:27:42 PM EDT
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Actually we left her in the parking lot. We had just got a call from a friend that had travelled several thousand miles to pay us a surprise visit. He lives just outside of Moscow.
Dirty girls are easy to find but good friends aren't
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Posted: 1/13/2005 3:31:03 PM EDT
[#9]
I envision someone waking up with a lot of their stuff missing...
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Posted: 1/13/2005 3:32:05 PM EDT
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Is your good friend heterosexual? Nothing says loving like 20 y/o muffin. |
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Posted: 1/13/2005 3:33:22 PM EDT
[#11]
A good friend will sleep in a muddy field so you can get laid.
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Posted: 1/13/2005 3:33:30 PM EDT
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Well, it's kind of funny that you mentioned that. Tommy asked her why she didn't have a place and she said that she got kicked out because the person she was living with claimed that she, "stole $200 that she didn't even know was there". 
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Posted: 1/13/2005 3:35:47 PM EDT
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Of course he is. Remember, this was a 20 year old homeless person. Not exactly on top of her game. If she was that hot do you really think that she would have to stand outside of a bar and tell people that she was homeless just to get someone to take her home? |
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Posted: 1/13/2005 3:36:55 PM EDT
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I had it happen to me ONCE, about 2 months ago.
I still have another weeks worth of antibiotics left to take. |
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Posted: 1/13/2005 3:39:10 PM EDT
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This girl might have required IV antibiotics 
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Posted: 1/13/2005 3:53:28 PM EDT
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damn...I hope it was the McKinney Tavern as I live only a block away.....was she hot?
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Posted: 1/13/2005 4:06:01 PM EDT
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Nope and nope. She wasn't really ugly but wasn't a hottie either. She was pretty dirty looking. It was in the parking lot of Hank's. |
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