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Posted: 1/13/2005 3:22:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 3:24:07 PM EDT
It happens so often I need a break!
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 3:24:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheTacticalSolution:
My buddy owns a restaurant/bar in the McKinney/Dallas area and I was up there the other night with a friend who is also the bar manager there but it was his day off. As we were leaving a girl approached us in the parking lot. Her exact words almost verbatim were:

"Can I ask you guys a question? Do you know of any place other than a shelter that a 20 year old, bisexual, nymphomaniac that doesn't have a place to stay could spend the night?

That's the first time I've heard that pickup line



Stick it in her pooper and post pics!!!
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 3:24:53 PM EDT
Nope, not to me.

Did you give her a place to stay?
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 3:25:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheTacticalSolution:
My buddy owns a restaurant/bar in the McKinney/Dallas area and I was up there the other night with a friend who is also the bar manager there but it was his day off. As we were leaving a girl approached us in the parking lot. Her exact words almost verbatim were:

"Can I ask you guys a question? Do you know of any place other than a shelter that a 20 year old, bisexual, nymphomaniac that doesn't have a place to stay could spend the night?

That's the first time I've heard that pickup line



so what did you do?
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 3:26:40 PM EDT
She approached from across the parking lot?


Did 'ya 'draw down' on her?
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 3:27:00 PM EDT
That is so old.
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 3:27:06 PM EDT
You should have asked if she wanted to go to your Pants Party.
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 3:27:42 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 3:31:03 PM EDT
I envision someone waking up with a lot of their stuff missing...
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 3:32:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheTacticalSolution:
Actually we left her in the parking lot. We had just got a call from a friend that had travelled several thousand miles to pay us a surprise visit. He lives just outside of Moscow.

Dirty girls are easy to find but good friends aren't



Is your good friend heterosexual?

Nothing says loving like 20 y/o muffin.
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 3:33:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheTacticalSolution:
Actually we left her in the parking lot. We had just got a call from a friend that had travelled several thousand miles to pay us a surprise visit. He lives just outside of Moscow.

Dirty girls are easy to find but good friends aren't




A good friend will sleep in a muddy field so you can get laid.
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 3:33:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 3:35:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 3:36:55 PM EDT
I had it happen to me ONCE, about 2 months ago.

I still have another weeks worth of antibiotics left to take.
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 3:39:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 3:53:28 PM EDT
damn...I hope it was the McKinney Tavern as I live only a block away.....was she hot?
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 4:06:01 PM EDT
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