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Anyone ever been kicked out of somewhere ?? Any funny stories ??
For some reason i randomly started thinking about the time me and a friend were kicked out of a gamestop as a teenager for bringing in some kfc and having a picnic on the floor while reading some of those game strategy guides . The employee said to us " youre not eating on my floor get out of here and dont come back" my buddy than pauses and looks at the guy and says " no problem sir , we'll sit on someone elses floor and eat " |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:39:32 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2014 9:44:33 PM EST by 9mmRandy]
Here it is.
About 20 years ago I was in my early 20's and my brother in law had a band. They were playing at a hole in the wall bar and I got completely shit faced drunk. I really don't know how but I ended up pissing all over the bar tenders leg while we where standing side by side using the urinals in the bathroom. It ended up being a bar room brawl like you would see in a movie  Not only did I get thrown out but the band did as-well.
It was probably 6 months until my sister would talk to me. |
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SC, USA
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:40:43 PM EST
I got in a fight with a couple buddies in a bar in Windsor once. We were escorted to the bridge and told to never, ever return to Canada.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:41:01 PM EST
I wasn't allowed in to a nightclub once because I was too drunk. It was 8:30.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:41:52 PM EST
I got 86'd one night. I didn't even do a damned thing.
I asked why I was getting the boot. He said, "I am kicking you out JUST BECAUSE OF WHO YOU ARE." Second proudest moment of my life. 
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AZ, USA
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:43:18 PM EST
Playing blackjack at the luxurious Casino Royale in Vegas. Had approximately 15-25 beers on them. The pit boss said, "sir, you need to go eat something."
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:43:58 PM EST
Ive been kicked off Arfcom for a few days, a few times. Does that count?
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:44:38 PM EST
Oh yeah ....
Brazen Head ... I told you to leave it alone and walk away you had to press the issue NW division sorry man I had to do it .. and got away via the interchange My old boss I told you man you didn't want to throw wit me |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:44:42 PM EST
Yep. Ended up with flashing lights.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:45:27 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By 50BMGslinger:
I got in a fight with a couple buddies in a bar in Windsor once. We were escorted to the bridge and told to never, ever return to Canada.  Kicked out of Canada??
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:46:15 PM EST
If you haven't, you've haven't been living.
Now how 'bout we go get kicked out of an Applebee's? |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:46:38 PM EST
Yes
More than once. |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:47:21 PM EST
Cut off, but not kicked out.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:48:16 PM EST
I am banned and barred from Jackson tower I didn't do it ... for real
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:49:43 PM EST
Went to Kroger one night with some buddies who had been drinking. One proceeded to put a Christmas tie on that was on a rack and the rent a cop came weeble-wobbling through to yell at us and tell us to get out of the store. After dumby number one started arguing I walked towards the exit and dumby number two started mouthing off. I never went to the store with them again...
While I was sober
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:50:16 PM EST
I was cut off once but not asked to leave.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:50:43 PM EST
Thrown out of Goat Hill Tavern in Costa Mesa five times. Apparently, I was an ass. Among my friends, I was not even at the top of list.
Marine Corps memories
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TX, USA
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:51:30 PM EST
Yes after 19 years of frequenting the same place I was told it was time for me to leave, I still talk to the owners and visit them with their grandkids. Other than that never have I been asked to leave.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:51:45 PM EST
I got kicked off the SIG Forum for registering an account name that was something like 31416WTFBBQ. It was something like the twentieth user ID I tried to register and the first one that wasn't taken. The software let me have it and I posted somewhere. One of the mods revoked my mebership the next day on the grounds that I made a mockery of the forum.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:51:48 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By Averagebear:
I wasn't allowed in to a nightclub once because I was too drunk. It was 8:30. This. Many times. Germany was awesome when I was 20. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:52:20 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Yep. Ended up with flashing lights. Wide stance? |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:52:35 PM EST
Yep. Always involved alcohol. Dumb. Live and learn.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:53:15 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Yep. Ended up with flashing lights. kanye west 
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:53:26 PM EST
At one time I was 86ed from one of the legendary bars in Alaska,Rosie's in Pelican. I was working there at the time.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:53:55 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By Averagebear:
I wasn't allowed in to a nightclub once because I was too drunk. It was 8:30. Winning. And yeah I've had to leave a couple early.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:54:44 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Yep. Ended up with flashing lights. |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:54:53 PM EST
Yes, I was once trespassed from the local sheriff's detective office, and no, alcohol was not involved.
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IN, USA
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:54:56 PM EST
Once in the late 80's, I was kicked out of two different titty bars in Kokomo, IN in the same (week) day, before sunset!
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USA
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:56:06 PM EST
Um, let's see, I was with the 11th ACR in Germany in the mid 80's. Yep, I been kicked out of lots of places, bars, clubs, monastery's, guest houses, brothels
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:56:39 PM EST
Yes 4 of us walked into a bar in Germany and made about 3 steps before most of the bar started getting up out of their chairs . They did not allow Americans and were still pissed about world war 2 .
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:57:52 PM EST
Nope, I never have.
In fact - when I'm out, I'm usually one of the complainers that get others kicked out....
"I hate rude behavior in a man - I won't tolerate it!"
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:58:28 PM EST
yes
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:58:28 PM EST
lol
Of course. I was a kid once. |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:58:43 PM EST
Yes, on my bachelor party my friends and I got kicked out of every place we went to and it wasn't even on purpose.
In order it went casino, bar, bar, bar, and strip club (I threw up on a stripper ).
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:59:39 PM EST
I was kicked out of the bar at the Holiday Inn in Brownsville Tx after a 45 day dead ship tow from San Francisco to Brownsville via the Panama Canal. I dont remember much after we were kicked out of the Chilis across the street though.
The next morning the AB puked out of the courtesy vans window on the way to the airport and my chief engineer looked like death.
Good times. |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 10:00:05 PM EST
Nope
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GA, USA
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Posted: 10/2/2014 10:00:40 PM EST
Got kicked out of the bar in Bass Lake, CA during my cousins bachelor party. I don't remember much except for playing the drums while the band was on break. That really pissed off the drummer for some reason. Also I was so drunk I was walking around the bar drinking random strangers beers. You heard right. I'd walk right up to a table, maybe with a nice couple just enjoying a romantic weekend. I'd take their beers and guzzle. Yep, I was that asshole for the night.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 10:02:27 PM EST
I think I'm banned from a couple of small Southeast Asian countries
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Posted: 10/2/2014 10:02:51 PM EST
Most likely but I was so drunk, my friends probably helped me out and I do not remember it. I know that I have done it for them.
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FL, USA
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Posted: 10/2/2014 10:03:08 PM EST
Was eating at some place that had all you can eat Shrimp. Apparently by all you can eat they mean 176 shrimp....
Flat out refused to bring me any more, then brought me the bill and never came back lol. Needless to say, never went back! Good shrimp though..... Don't remember the name of the place, don't even think it's open anymore lol. How can you have all you can eat then shut someone down?!? That's fucked up!
In before fatass.... |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 10:04:26 PM EST
They told me to "take off the hat!"
Yes, many. |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 10:06:18 PM EST
I was once not allowed in an establishment. They told my buddy in front of my that his ID was fake.
I may have declared that they were full of shit. (They were, he was ~30) They didn't even look at mine, and wouldn't get a manager. I was more pissed that my ex-wife was already inside (she'd been talking to my Sister and was ahead of me). I mainly dropped it because there were 2 bouncers just begging to 'bounce me' (those kinda bouncers, looking for a fight)... and my BIL was standing behind them. With a chair in his hands. We were gonna win easy... just long enough to get arrested. I'm pleased to declare that particular shithole has since gone out of business. 
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Posted: 10/2/2014 10:06:55 PM EST
Got kicked out of a gun store in 1987 for making fun of a $24.99 marked 30 round aluminum AR magazine.
I think I will go and order me some $6.99 mags at PSA and laugh about it. That 25 dollar mag would be a 70 dollar mag in todays dollars. |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 10:07:22 PM EST
A strip bar in Myrtle Beach.. Was sober amd it had nothing to do with strippers. I invited the man in their life and it did not go so well for them..
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Posted: 10/2/2014 10:07:31 PM EST
My ex girlfriend was making out with my new girlfriend in college and they were petting pretty heavy. We were politely asked to leave and get a room, so we settled in a hilton hotel
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Posted: 10/2/2014 10:07:55 PM EST
Does the state of Mississippi count?
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Posted: 10/2/2014 10:08:38 PM EST
When I was in Munich, I got some kebab at the train station then tried to find someplace to eat it where I wouldn't feel like I was going to be molested by the herds of Turks milling about. The sidewalk went around behind a hotel and there was a nice little flower bed and no one around, so I sat there to eat. A few bites in some German in a suit comes walking by, passes me, looking around like he'd lost his dog, looks around the end of the building then comes back to me and starts rattling off Deutsche like an MG42. I caught maybe one word, and he looked at me expectantly, so I just shrugged and said "no sprechen." He changed gears and said, "Ah, American. You can't be here, but please, you may finish eating before you leave. Danke." That was about the most polite "gtfo" I've ever received.
I was with a group of friends at a local bar, and the bartender was a broad we'd gone to high school with but wasn't in our class. We were playing pool and getting drinks and it was a pretty slow night, and at about 1am, we'd gone up to the bar for fresh drinks and she says "You guys have to leave, we're closing." The bar was packed with the regulars who did not appear to be in any hurry to leave, so my buddy asks her "What do you mean closing, what about these guys? Are they leaving?" She says, "No, because they've been tipping me and you haven't. So it's just you guys that have to leave." That didn't sit well with him, so he winds up and tells her, "Tip? You want tips? I'll give you a fucking tip you dumb bitch: Don't get pregnant in highschool and end up tending bar in a shithole like this for a living. There's your tip." She kind of flew off the handle at that, so we obliged and left because she started throwing shit at us. That's about it. I'm pretty cordial in other peoples places and try not to get asked to leave for being a dick. |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 10:10:01 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2014 10:18:40 PM EST by 6winchester2]
Oh yeah.
And let me just tell you, the Korean National Police don't think the shit is too funny when drunk G.I.s practice their new-found Korean language skills by shouting Korean obscenities in local bars.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 10:12:13 PM EST
Nope, but I barred the best friend of the owner of a bar I bounced. I was too good at my job for him to push it. He came in with every other bouncer. I would come in at 10 and he would see me and get up and leave.
It all started one night when he tried to leave with a beer, I knew who he was and I told him he couldn't leave with the beer, I told him a second time when he tried to push past me and said " do you know who I am?" I said "yup, but you still aren't leaving with that beer" he held the bottle out at arms length and dropped it at my feet and splashed my boots and pants with beer and glass. I grabbed him by the back of the hair and dragged him out screaming bloody murder and threw him in the gravel out front. He goes to his car and said he is getting the owner and he will get me fired. 45 minutes later or so the owner pulls up and he and his buddy gets out. Dude walks right up and tries to walk by me, I tell him he's barred and he cannot come in, he tried to push by and I told if he touched me again I was going to break his ass into pieces. The owner told me I had to let him in or I was fired. Mind you this was a Friday night and I was the only bouncer working in this redneck fucking crazy place, if I walked the shit would have turned crazytown. I told the owner fine, I walked back in to grab my pullout stereo (LOL), when I did I told the head bartender I was gone and to have a great shift because I was fired. She had been there like 15 years and went fucking bonkers on the owner. He came and apologized and said when I was working the guy would be cool and not cause problems, I said sure, but if he shows his ass one time, I was going to beat him into a fucking puddle of shit. His buddy never tempted me from then on as he always left right as I came in. |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 10:14:14 PM EST
I do not cause problems when I go out, and have never been asked to leave anywhere.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 10:15:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2014 10:16:00 PM EST by www-glock19-com]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By VA-gunnut: Nope Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By VA-gunnut: Nope Originally Posted By BigPony: I do not cause problems when I go out, and have never been asked to leave anywhere. same It's weird if act like a human being and you don't get kicked out of places over the years I have kicked 5 people out of the gunshop |
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