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Posted: 8/12/2007 9:38:55 PM EDT
Hmmmm.......thread disappeared, no IM, lets try leaving off the "D" word
(BTW: I intend on taking her up on her "offer" BIG TIME)

Ever been asked out by a person that practices an "alternative lifestyle"?

I was at a party recently with people that practice "alternative sexual lifestyles"

they seemed like pretty nice people

one of them gave me her phone number

and told me(10-15 times)that I NEED to call her

I wonder if I struck paydirt, or if I just look effeminate
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 9:39:47 PM EDT
Tell her your a lesbo in a mans' body.
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 9:40:46 PM EDT
What lifestyle we talking?
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 9:41:09 PM EDT
As long as you don't mind her husband watching or joining.
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 9:41:27 PM EDT
she is setting you up for the Castro Quarterback Sneak
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 9:41:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tyman:
What lifestyle we talking?


I hope its orgy lifestyle.

as in 3 women 1 of me.
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 9:41:35 PM EDT
careful... there is this new STD out, you stick your....soldier....in and your head explodes

"mom! Jimmy is all over the walls!"
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 9:42:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/12/2007 9:43:07 PM EDT by Tango7]
As I was attempting to reply and got dropped back to the GD page, I figured maybe something happened.

More of them "switch" than the "pride parade" types would have you believe.

Possibly a sperm donation without the hassle of a lab and doctor visit?
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 9:43:33 PM EDT
You go out drinking with TheRedGoat or something?
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 9:44:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By santanatwo:
careful... there is this new STD out, you stick your....soldier....in and your head explodes

"mom! Jimmy is all over the walls!"


Its true, buddy I knew DRT......


Dibs on your Guns, Ammo, and Gear....
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 9:44:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Journier:

Originally Posted By tyman:
What lifestyle we talking?


I hope its orgy lifestyle.

as in 3 women 1 of me.


if you like mullet hairdos, flannel coats and pick up trucks wit the "nuts" on then, you may get lucky.
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 9:44:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tyman:
What lifestyle we talking?


She went home with another female
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 9:48:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By scottfire1957:
As long as you don't mind her husband watching or joining.


Didn't even occur to me that she could\would be married
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 9:49:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/12/2007 9:54:31 PM EDT by ScoutOut]
You probably pegged out her Gaydar and she wants to talk to you about coming out of the closet.


ETA: Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 9:50:03 PM EDT
She's gonna tell you to tuck it in between your legs and dance around like Buffalo Bill.

Link Posted: 8/12/2007 9:50:04 PM EDT
Oh jeez,

I've been asked twice to be a "doner" to lesbians. One to a couple and another to a single woman. While an enormous complement, the concept freaked me out. Like would it be clinical or personal? Then there is the whole legal issue... Thanks but I'll keep any offspring to my immediate family. If either requester had been really hot it might have helped but was not the case. Then there is the matter of explaining to the GF. NOT likely to go over well with even the most altruisticly inclined.
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 9:52:19 PM EDT
A lesbian asked me out once. In eighth grade. She was looking for camoflage.
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 9:55:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tango7:
Possibly a sperm donation without the hassle of a lab and doctor visit?


Possibly, although I would probably not be a willing participant in such a plan
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 9:56:08 PM EDT
Dude you are so gonna get corn holed by some other guy once she has you all tied up.....

Link Posted: 8/12/2007 9:57:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 2T2_Crash:
she is setting you up for the Castro Quarterback Sneak


Yeah, that doesn't sound good
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 9:58:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/12/2007 9:59:37 PM EDT by FireControlman]

Originally Posted By tyman:
What lifestyle we talking?


If you have to ask.... well google it

dude it means you'll be banging chics if you follow through period.

i'm just a sailor, i'm not into anything like that but I do watch t.v.
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 9:58:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GENESMITH:
Dude you are so gonna get corn holed by some other guy once she has you all tied up.....



Note to self: Don't change policy about never allowing anyone to tie you up
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 10:00:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tomislav:
She's gonna tell you to tuck it in between your legs and dance around like Buffalo Bill.



Was he a lousy dancer too?

I'm fine with that as long as I get what I want......
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 10:00:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By WildBoar:
if you like mullet hairdos, flannel coats and pick up trucks wit the "nuts" on then, you may get lucky.


There's a reason paper bags were invented....

And lightswitches too.....
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 10:00:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 22bad:

Originally Posted By tyman:
What lifestyle we talking?


She went home with another female


Link Posted: 8/12/2007 10:01:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 22bad:

Originally Posted By GENESMITH:
Dude you are so gonna get corn holed by some other guy once she has you all tied up.....



Note to self: Don't change policy about never allowing anyone to tie you up


they say you gotta be open minded...

i'm just sayin...
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 10:03:09 PM EDT
But, to answer your question, yes, I have.
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 10:03:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 2T2_Crash:

Originally Posted By 22bad:

Originally Posted By GENESMITH:
Dude you are so gonna get corn holed by some other guy once she has you all tied up.....



Note to self: Don't change policy about never allowing anyone to tie you up


they say you gotta be open minded...

i'm just sayin...


I try to keep an open mind........as for some of the other parts of me, not so much
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 10:05:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By scottfire1957:
But, to answer your question, yes, I have.


I'm LOUSY at thread titles that don't include a news article headline

What I meant to say was:

OMG, IT IS ABOUT DAMN TIME
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 10:32:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By santanatwo:
careful... there is this new STD out, you stick your....soldier....in and your head explodes

"mom! Jimmy is all over the walls!"


Yeah well.......my head is about to explode just thinking about it
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 10:38:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 22bad:

Originally Posted By santanatwo:
careful... there is this new STD out, you stick your....soldier....in and your head explodes

"mom! Jimmy is all over the walls!"


Yeah well.......my head is about to explode just thinking about it


Pics of the girls are of course, required.
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 10:52:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tyman:

Originally Posted By 22bad:

Originally Posted By santanatwo:
careful... there is this new STD out, you stick your....soldier....in and your head explodes

"mom! Jimmy is all over the walls!"


Yeah well.......my head is about to explode just thinking about it


Pics of the girls are of course, required.


Well, the good news is that I just got a camera phone

the bad news is that I'm not exactly an internet exibitionist
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 10:57:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 22bad:

Originally Posted By 2T2_Crash:

Originally Posted By 22bad:

Originally Posted By GENESMITH:
Dude you are so gonna get corn holed by some other guy once she has you all tied up.....



Note to self: Don't change policy about never allowing anyone to tie you up


they say you gotta be open minded...

i'm just sayin...


I try to keep an open mind........as for some of the other parts of me, not so much



that woulda been my choice too
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 11:15:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 2T2_Crash:

Originally Posted By 22bad:

Originally Posted By GENESMITH:
Dude you are so gonna get corn holed by some other guy once she has you all tied up.....



Note to self: Don't change policy about never allowing anyone to tie you up


they say you gotta be open minded...

i'm just sayin...


You keep your mind to open your brain will fall out. People that live this way are fucked up...no pun intended.
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 11:24:25 PM EDT
Are you absolutely sure "she" was a female?
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 11:26:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tony7189:
Are you absolutely sure "she" was a female?


The chick she went home with seemed pretty sure
(I'll be sure to double check before I get jiggy with it)
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 11:32:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 22bad:

Originally Posted By tyman:

Originally Posted By 22bad:

Originally Posted By santanatwo:
careful... there is this new STD out, you stick your....soldier....in and your head explodes

"mom! Jimmy is all over the walls!"


Yeah well.......my head is about to explode just thinking about it


Pics of the girls are of course, required.


Well, the good news is that I just got a camera phone

the bad news is that I'm not exactly an internet exibitionist


No one is wanting to see you, hence the "pics of the girls". Take pics of them, not yourself......freak.
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 11:33:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tyman:

Pics of the girls are of course, required.





Link Posted: 8/12/2007 11:36:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tyman:

Originally Posted By 22bad:

Originally Posted By tyman:

Originally Posted By 22bad:

Originally Posted By santanatwo:
careful... there is this new STD out, you stick your....soldier....in and your head explodes

"mom! Jimmy is all over the walls!"


Yeah well.......my head is about to explode just thinking about it


Pics of the girls are of course, required.


Well, the good news is that I just got a camera phone

the bad news is that I'm not exactly an internet exibitionist


No one is wanting to see you, hence the "pics of the girls". Take pics of them, not yourself......freak.


Hmmm.....deja vu, this one is not quite as cute as the other one, or as skinny
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 11:36:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Chesh97:

Originally Posted By tyman:

Pics of the girls are of course, required.



www.scangwinnett.com/CommunityWatchImages/Docket/2007023184.jpg

www.scangwinnett.com/CommunityWatchImages/Docket/2007020570.jpg


My stomach isn't THAT strong
Link Posted: 8/12/2007 11:39:58 PM EDT
Ihad a homo want to show me his stuff one time , told him if you do ill show you something you have never see before the other end of that s.o.b.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 7:16:09 AM EDT
When you find out make sure you come back with a range report or you'll get a corner of your man card clipped off
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 7:21:14 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2007 7:22:07 AM EDT by NoStockBikes]
Are you sure she knows you're a guy, or does she just think you're a chick that really had her butch on? How can I get invited to these kinds of parties?
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 7:31:49 AM EDT
Dude its a trap! You r going to get going and the next thing BAM! Some dude in a batman costume leaps out of the closet and rapes ya!
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 7:33:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Dude its a trap! You r going to get going and the next thing BAM! Some dude in a batman costume leaps out of the closet and rapes ya!


Personal experince talking?
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 7:35:18 AM EDT
It puts the lotion on it's skin.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 7:39:14 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2007 7:41:16 AM EDT by macman37]
Edit: Misunderstood the thread.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 7:40:41 AM EDT
I've been asked out multiple times by guys that practice 'alternative lifestyles' that count?
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 7:43:27 AM EDT
alternative lifestyle?

words to live by...

never date a cannibal...
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 7:44:23 AM EDT
I think you'll find the "junk in the trunk" is a penis tucked between "its" ass cheeks. Enjoy!
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 7:44:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GENESMITH:
Dude you are so gonna get corn holed by some other guy horse once she has you all tied up.....

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