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Posted: 8/12/2007 9:39:47 PM EDT
[#1]
Tell her your a lesbo in a mans' body.
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Posted: 8/12/2007 9:40:46 PM EDT
[#2]
What lifestyle we talking?
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Posted: 8/12/2007 9:41:09 PM EDT
[#3]
As long as you don't mind her husband watching or joining.
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Posted: 8/12/2007 9:41:27 PM EDT
[#4]
she is setting you up for the Castro Quarterback Sneak
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Posted: 8/12/2007 9:41:28 PM EDT
[#5]
I hope its orgy lifestyle. as in 3 women 1 of me. |
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Posted: 8/12/2007 9:41:35 PM EDT
[#6]
careful... there is this new STD out, you stick your....soldier....in and your head explodes
"mom! Jimmy is all over the walls!" |
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Posted: 8/12/2007 9:42:22 PM EDT
[#7]
As I was attempting to reply and got dropped back to the GD page, I figured maybe something happened.
More of them "switch" than the "pride parade" types would have you believe. Possibly a sperm donation without the hassle of a lab and doctor visit?  
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Posted: 8/12/2007 9:43:33 PM EDT
[#8]
You go out drinking with TheRedGoat or something?
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Posted: 8/12/2007 9:44:08 PM EDT
[#9]
Its true, buddy I knew DRT...... Dibs on your Guns, Ammo, and Gear.... 
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Posted: 8/12/2007 9:44:36 PM EDT
[#10]
if you like mullet hairdos, flannel coats and pick up trucks wit the "nuts" on then, you may get lucky. |
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Posted: 8/12/2007 9:44:41 PM EDT
[#11]
She went home with another female 
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Posted: 8/12/2007 9:48:47 PM EDT
[#12]
Didn't even occur to me that she could\would be married
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Posted: 8/12/2007 9:49:03 PM EDT
[#13]
You probably pegged out her Gaydar and she wants to talk to you about coming out of the closet.
ETA: Not that there's anything wrong with that. |
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Posted: 8/12/2007 9:50:03 PM EDT
[#14]
She's gonna tell you to tuck it in between your legs and dance around like Buffalo Bill.
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Posted: 8/12/2007 9:50:04 PM EDT
[#15]
Oh jeez,
I've been asked twice to be a "doner" to lesbians. One to a couple and another to a single woman. While an enormous complement, the concept freaked me out. Like would it be clinical or personal? Then there is the whole legal issue... Thanks but I'll keep any offspring to my immediate family. If either requester had been really hot it might have helped but was not the case. Then there is the matter of explaining to the GF. NOT likely to go over well with even the most altruisticly inclined.
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Posted: 8/12/2007 9:52:19 PM EDT
[#16]
A lesbian asked me out once. In eighth grade. She was looking for camoflage.
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Posted: 8/12/2007 9:55:37 PM EDT
[#17]
Possibly, although I would probably not be a willing participant in such a plan
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Posted: 8/12/2007 9:56:08 PM EDT
[#18]
Dude you are so gonna get corn holed by some other guy once she has you all tied up.....
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Posted: 8/12/2007 9:57:41 PM EDT
[#19]
Yeah, that doesn't sound good
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Posted: 8/12/2007 9:58:34 PM EDT
[#20]
If you have to ask.... well google it dude it means you'll be banging chics if you follow through period. i'm just a sailor, i'm not into anything like that but I do watch t.v. |
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Posted: 8/12/2007 9:58:46 PM EDT
[#21]
Note to self: Don't change policy about never allowing anyone to tie you up
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Posted: 8/12/2007 10:00:08 PM EDT
[#22]
Was he a lousy dancer too? I'm fine with that as long as I get what I want...... |
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Posted: 8/12/2007 10:00:10 PM EDT
[#23]
There's a reason paper bags were invented.... And lightswitches too..... |
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Posted: 8/12/2007 10:00:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/12/2007 10:01:38 PM EDT
[#25]
they say you gotta be open minded... i'm just sayin... 
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Posted: 8/12/2007 10:03:09 PM EDT
[#26]
But, to answer your question, yes, I have.
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Posted: 8/12/2007 10:03:33 PM EDT
[#27]
I try to keep an open mind........as for some of the other parts of me, not so much
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Posted: 8/12/2007 10:05:08 PM EDT
[#28]
I'm LOUSY at thread titles that don't include a news article headline What I meant to say was: OMG, IT IS ABOUT DAMN TIME
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Posted: 8/12/2007 10:32:16 PM EDT
[#29]
Yeah well.......my head is about to explode just thinking about it
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Posted: 8/12/2007 10:38:27 PM EDT
[#30]
Pics of the girls are of course, required.
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Posted: 8/12/2007 10:52:07 PM EDT
[#31]
Well, the good news is that I just got a camera phone the bad news is that I'm not exactly an internet exibitionist
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Posted: 8/12/2007 10:57:10 PM EDT
[#32]
that woulda been my choice too
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Posted: 8/12/2007 11:15:12 PM EDT
[#33]
You keep your mind to open your brain will fall out. People that live this way are fucked up...no pun intended. 
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Posted: 8/12/2007 11:24:25 PM EDT
[#34]
Are you absolutely sure "she" was a female?
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Posted: 8/12/2007 11:26:10 PM EDT
[#35]
The chick she went home with seemed pretty sure (I'll be sure to double check before I get jiggy with it) |
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Posted: 8/12/2007 11:32:15 PM EDT
[#36]
No one is wanting to see you, hence the "pics of the girls". Take pics of them, not yourself......freak. |
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Posted: 8/12/2007 11:33:42 PM EDT
[#37]
 
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Posted: 8/12/2007 11:36:00 PM EDT
[#38]
Hmmm.....deja vu, this one is not quite as cute as the other one, or as skinny
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Posted: 8/12/2007 11:36:47 PM EDT
[#39]
My stomach isn't THAT strong
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Posted: 8/12/2007 11:39:58 PM EDT
[#40]
Ihad a homo want to show me his stuff one time , told him if you do ill show you something you have never see before the other end of that s.o.b.
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Posted: 8/13/2007 7:16:09 AM EDT
[#41]
When you find out make sure you come back with a range report or you'll get a corner of your man card clipped off
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Posted: 8/13/2007 7:21:14 AM EDT
[#42]
Are you sure she knows you're a guy, or does she just think you're a chick that really had her butch on? How can I get invited to these kinds of parties?
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Posted: 8/13/2007 7:31:49 AM EDT
[#43]
Dude its a trap! You r going to get going and the next thing BAM! Some dude in a batman costume leaps out of the closet and rapes ya!
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Posted: 8/13/2007 7:33:05 AM EDT
[#44]
Personal experince talking?
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Posted: 8/13/2007 7:35:18 AM EDT
[#45]
It puts the lotion on it's skin.
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Posted: 8/13/2007 7:39:14 AM EDT
[#46]
Edit: Misunderstood the thread.
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Posted: 8/13/2007 7:40:41 AM EDT
[#47]
I've been asked out multiple times by guys that practice 'alternative lifestyles' that count?
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Posted: 8/13/2007 7:43:27 AM EDT
[#48]
alternative lifestyle?
words to live by... never date a cannibal... |
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Posted: 8/13/2007 7:44:23 AM EDT
[#49]
I think you'll find the "junk in the trunk" is a penis tucked between "its" ass cheeks. Enjoy!
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Posted: 8/13/2007 7:44:42 AM EDT
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