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Posted: 10/18/2004 10:13:19 PM EST
What a pain in the ass. When will women learn that all we want is for them to lay down and STFU?

How long have you had to spend on the phone about this kind of stuff?
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 10:27:33 PM EST
You are smooth.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 10:30:44 PM EST
Ahh, just frustrated. Logic [men] dealing with emotions [women] not a good mix.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 10:31:58 PM EST
Normally after that point I would get pissed and call it off.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 10:32:02 PM EST
It never ends rainman.

They talk, we fuck or drink or both.

Different wiring/programming... get used to it.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 10:37:30 PM EST
Jesus. How can single life be so miserable.

Shitty marriage, even shittier divorce and now this.

Oh well.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 10:40:34 PM EST
Generally, by the time you have to spend hours on end talking about your problems, the ship is already taking on water and starting to list.

Good luck.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 10:52:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By rainman:
What a pain in the ass. When will women learn that all we want is for them to lay down and STFU?

How long have you had to spend on the phone about this kind of stuff?



Next time use :

Uh huh ................ Yeah ............... Whatever ................ OK .......

Repeat as necessary , Preferably on speaker phone while your typing responses to post's here .

Works EVERY time for me
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 10:58:37 PM EST
Women dont tend to whine, bitch or complain so much when they have a mouthful of...

<­BR>



icecream...yeah... you need to buy her lots of icecream.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 10:59:52 PM EST
I'm at the point all I want from women usually involves the exchange of money and the commission of a misdemeanor.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 11:18:04 PM EST
Been there, done that rainman...

Drink and smoke lots, hang out with friends (all the ones at my age that can still do this are losers - me included) and get your shit together.

Look at it as a learning experience...
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 11:45:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By rainman:
What a pain in the ass. When will women learn that all we want is for them to lay down and STFU?




Do you wonder why you have relationship problems?
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 12:19:09 AM EST
cell phones are great for those discussions................

what's that................. say that again....................is this working...................think i'm losing the signal............................can't hear ya..........................click
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 12:22:54 AM EST


Pic credit to Sniper_Wolfe.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 12:24:05 AM EST
lol smokycity your killing me! Yeah when you first start a relationship i'd say that is something to expect. I've done 4 hours on the phone before. After like 2 years nothing is an issue anymore and all that nonsense goes away.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 12:47:18 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/19/2004 12:47:39 AM EST by M4_Aiming_at_U]
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 12:58:51 AM EST
2 hours is a short conversation. Consider yourself lucky.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 1:03:40 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 1:30:02 AM EST
"If you dont like how we're screwing, tell to me. If you dont like when, where or why we're screwing, tell to your girlfriends."

Kharn
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 1:45:38 AM EST
I haven't had a phone call that long since high school.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 3:21:42 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/19/2004 3:23:14 AM EST by John_Wayne777]

Originally Posted By rainman:
What a pain in the ass. When will women learn that all we want is for them to lay down and STFU?

How long have you had to spend on the phone about this kind of stuff?



Two hours? You got off easy.

I want more than for them to lay down and STFU, as you so romantically put it, but women can sometimes suck the life out of you with "relationship talk".

Link Posted: 10/19/2004 3:24:29 AM EST
I hate it when they wake you by asking, "Are you awake" till you are awake and then start doing the realationship talk at 0400.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 3:37:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By rainman:
What a pain in the ass. When will women learn that all we want is for them to lay down and STFU?

How long have you had to spend on the phone about this kind of stuff?



Oh boy! I think I've got you all beat.
How about a THREE hour phone call with the GUY who MARRIED my EX-fiance and wanted to know WHAT HIT HIM!!!
No kidding, I ended up spending three hours explaining to this poor guy that he had just married a woman with the mentality of a SERIAL KILLER!
And that's not an overstatement.


I can laugh about it now.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 3:41:55 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 3:49:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By Kharn:
"If you dont like how we're screwing, tell to me. If you dont like when, where or why we're screwing, tell to your girlfriends."

Kharn



They do that anyway, and they in turn broadcast your relationship problems to the world....

It takes a while to find women who aren't vanity cases. Don't put up with this immature crap for a second.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 3:53:47 AM EST
You do know you can hang up anytime you want right and you still stayed on for two hours ? That says more about you than it does about her.

Good luck
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 5:01:44 AM EST
Dude I must be a real sucker, talk about 5 HOURS on the phone and a lot of smacking my head on the wall in frustration. Thank goodness that relationship is in the past and so is my willingness to do such things. 2 hours...some times, some times it is worth it. Just don't let it be a regular thing. That is a red flag if it is.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 6:38:46 AM EST
Been there, done that...it sux. The things we do for love hehehe.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:04:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By Fenian:
The things we do for love PIE hehehe.






Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:09:00 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:13:48 AM EST
I would give anything to try and work it out with my ex. We had been together for 4 and a half years and engaged. She left on a business trip for a week and came back to tell me we are supposed to be together and she met someone else. No warning or anything. I just wasnt what she wanted anymore.
I just wish I had my life back
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:30:51 AM EST
Maybe it's just me, but usually when a woman wants to talk about our relationship, it's usually because she is already considering other options and is looking for me to provide an excuse for her not to go.



Was your phone call during working hours? If so, that's a sure sign THE END IS NEAR!

But never fear because THERE IS NO LOVE, LIKE NEW LOVE!

Keep moving forward.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:33:39 AM EST
Not since I was 16. Seriously. I'm not into high maintenance women, never have been. For the most part they are far more trouble than they are worth and there are ALWAYS more. The screwy, insecure ones are only good for a one nighter. Maybe a couple, if things are slow, but then move on and find a woman that doesn't have snakes in her head.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 8:37:32 PM EST
Your choice
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 8:48:57 PM EST
Yeah, sucks the energy right out of you. Same shit all over. They just try to erode your opposition to their brainfarts..... 'nuff said.
Persistence is a female strong point. They stop once you give in. The next 2 hour call happens after the shit hits the fan because she did something you didn't want in the first place and now you get the blame for not talking her out of it....... BS!!!!!

Link Posted: 10/19/2004 8:49:50 PM EST
Only two hours?

Dude, you need to practice. When you get up to 6+, THEN you're in the big leagues!
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:34:11 AM EST
You know once they start crying it could potentially be a 4 hour call.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:38:49 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:42:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By rainman:
What a pain in the ass. When will women learn that all we want is for them to lay down and STFU?





BWAHAHAHA!
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:51:34 AM EST
I don't know why I just clicked on this thread. It has brought the nightmare back from the recesses of my mind.


IMHO, if you are on the phone for more tha 20 minutes with a girl trying to resolve a "relationship problem,"



RUN AWAY, RUN FAR, FAR AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!
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