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These people made it through college and have degrees?? That's rich! ETA: "'God' if you will, is pushing them down" I always knew I was being pushed down by The Man! |
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I am quite comfortable with Classical Mechanics, Kepler's Laws, and Mechanics in general.
Screw You HIPPIE! |
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that's good...
what is that smell? oh yea, its your soul burning in hell |
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This article isn't real. It is supposed to be "satire". Though in reality it is just silly. |
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It's a parody of Kansas' decision to knuckle under to pressure from edited before I get whiney e-mails-not terribly bright relgious zealots and teach creationism in science classes. |
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That explains why witches float... but leaves me puzzled as to why farts rise, unless HE is collecting flatulence.....
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They are really reaching. If it werent so sad, I would be laughing.
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In that case it's a pretty good satire. Sounded kinda like The Onion work to me. Have a link to the article? |
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only silly because you're not foolish enough to think its true. Its how a lot of people view ID /shrug |
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Check where the photo is hosted. |
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ahh, then I can laugh. But it still wouldnt suprise me if some would push that |
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But there's so much about gravity we don't understand, so 'Intelligent Falling' must be true. Right? |
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www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2&id=4309
Why didnt he post the link? Want to hide the fact it was a onion article? |
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LMFAO! This reminds me of the article in The Onion where they were saying one of the laws of thermodynamics (the second I think) couldn't be taught in school because is was inconsistent with creationism. ETA Oh shit, here it is: link |
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Is the Onion. www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2 |
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Didn't even think of that.. DOH! |
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I think just about anyone that reads for entertainment on the internet would know that. |
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Big difference between the observable nature of gravitation and the UNOBSERVABLE nature of abiogenesis. Huge. Monster. But that, of course, won't stop people from equating not believing in evolution with not believing in gravity. |
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If someone can't tell that as satire, then they need their head checked. |
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Cripes, at *least* make it funny...
ETA: The Onion has gone from one of the best places to find humor (even pre-Internet days) to a place I go to every few months to get a chortle. They're a long way from "Alzheimers sufferers demand a cure for pancakes". |
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Who's talking about evolution? This thread is about gravity. |
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It was a gullibility test. As expected, we have a few members who failed miserably. eta: The picture in the background showing God flicking a ball off of a table is comedy gold. dx/dt = 1 Cor 1:10 |
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Sure it is. |
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It's about dogma versus reason. |
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You shouldn't have told 'em. They would have gone for 8 pages ridiculing those "stupid Christians". |
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I know. But quite frankly, I don't want to bloody see it. There is enough of that crap floating around now as it is. |
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If some people had thick enough skins and/or more finely honed senses of humor, they'd see the Onion makes fun of everyone.
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I'm just tired of this stupd article every other board I've seen it posted at ineveitably turns into the "dumbass Christians thread". |
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But then it would have gone to the Religion forum and who knows what'll happen in there. |
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A thread about BATFE abuses can become a "dumbass Christian" thread. Welcome to ARFCOM. That's just how stuff goes around here. |
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More Onion headlines re: religion - watch out if these pop up in the GD (cuz theys nots real):
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Anybody else notice a theme there??? |
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Oh, shoot...you missed the one where the Sept 11 hijackers were surprised to find themselves in hell, not paradise. That one was awesome. Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell "We expected eternal paradise for this," say suicide bombers. JAHANNEM, OUTER DARKNESS?The hijackers who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon expressed confusion and surprise Monday to find themselves in the lowest plane of Na'ar, Islam's Hell. "I was promised I would spend eternity in Paradise, being fed honeyed cakes by 67 virgins in a tree-lined garden, if only I would fly the airplane into one of the Twin Towers," said Mohammed Atta, one of the hijackers of American Airlines Flight 11, between attempts to vomit up the wasps, hornets, and live coals infesting his stomach. "But instead, I am fed the boiling feces of traitors by malicious, laughing Ifrit. Is this to be my reward for destroying the enemies of my faith?" The rest of Atta's words turned to raw-throated shrieks, as a tusked, asp-tongued demon burst his eyeballs and drank the fluid that ran down his face. According to Hell sources, the 19 eternally damned terrorists have struggled to understand why they have been subjected to soul-withering, infernal torture ever since their Sept. 11 arrival. "There was a tumultuous conflagration of burning steel and fuel at our gates, and from it stepped forth these hijackers, the blessed name of the Lord already turning to molten brass on their accursed lips," said Iblis The Thrice-Damned, the cacodemon charged with conscripting new arrivals into the ranks of the forgotten. "Indeed, I do not know what they were expecting, but they certainly didn't seem prepared to be skewered from eye socket to bunghole and then placed on a spit so that their flesh could be roasted by the searing gale of flatus which issues forth from the haunches of Asmoday." "Which is strange when you consider the evil with which they ended their lives and those of so many others," added Iblis, absentmindedly twisting the limbs of hijacker Abdul Aziz Alomari into unspeakably obscene shapes. "I was told that these Americans were enemies of the one true religion, and that Heaven would be my reward for my noble sacrifice," said Alomari, moments before his jaw was sheared away by faceless homunculi. "But now I am forced to suckle from the 16 poisoned leathern teats of Gophahmet, Whore of Betrayal, until I burst from an unwholesome engorgement of curdled bile. This must be some sort of terrible mistake." Exacerbating the terrorists' tortures, which include being hollowed out and used as prophylactics by thorn-cocked Gulbuth The Rampant, is the fact that they will be forced to endure such suffering in sight of the Paradise they were expecting. "It might actually be the most painful thing we can do, to show these murderers the untold pleasures that would have awaited them in Paradise, if only they had lived pious lives," said Praxitas, Duke of Those Willingly Led Astray. "I mean, it's tough enough being forced through a wire screen by the callused palms of Halcorym and then having your entrails wound onto a stick and fed to the toothless, foul-breathed swine of Gehenna. But to endure that while watching the righteous drink from a river of wine? That can't be fun." Underworld officials said they have not yet decided on a permanent punishment for the terrorists. "Eventually, we'll settle on an eternal and unending task for them," said Lord Androalphus, High Praetor of Excruciations. "But for now, everyone down here wants a crack at them. The legions of fang-wombed hags will take their pleasure on their shattered carcasses for most of this afternoon. Tomorrow, their flesh will be melted from their bones like wax in the burning embrace of the Mother of Cowards. The day after that, they'll be sodomized by the Fallen and their bowels shredded by a demonic ejaculate of burning sand. Then, on Sunday, Satan gets them all day. I can't even imagine what he's got cooked up for |
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Then there's "U.S. Blowjobless Rate At All-Time High" - but you've got to remember they're HQ'd out of the liberal Mecca of Madison, WI - so while funny some of the time - they can be really grating most of the time. |
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LOL I'm assuming your referring to the thread about the atf activity at the Henrico gunshow. I remember thinking wtf as it took that turn. I know what your saying about welcome to ARFCOM but it wasn't always like this. |
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Fransisco Franco is still dead, too. |
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Not what I meant and you know it. |
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I tried that arguement. It doesn't work. |
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I can't figure out who is/should be upset by this. I have a hard time keeping up with this ID stuff. Does that stuff come from believers or non-believers? It's all just too silly for me to follow.
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Actually, it is evolution that is inconsistant with the 2nd law of thermodynamics. It basically says that (complex) breaks down to (simple) over time with the release of energy. Hardly consistant with (simple) plus time equals (infinitely complex) which is what evolution is theorizing. |
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