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Posted: 6/4/2008 8:56:17 PM EDT
Better than Fergie..
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Posted: 6/4/2008 8:57:27 PM EDT
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thought she was in a psyche ward recently.
this thread is useless without pics |
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Posted: 6/4/2008 8:58:02 PM EDT
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God I hope so, I love nutty women.. |
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Posted: 6/4/2008 8:58:18 PM EDT
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I'd rather get both!
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Posted: 6/4/2008 8:58:57 PM EDT
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I would make her look like a glazed donut.
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Posted: 6/4/2008 8:59:37 PM EDT
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You know what they say about crazy women.......woops I forgot........Oh ya they say they're freaks in bed
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Posted: 6/4/2008 8:59:45 PM EDT
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It would be carnage not seen since biblical times. I'd look like I went 12 rds with Ali.. |
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:01:00 PM EDT
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sorry it was a substance abuse problem crack whore=ATM en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_Mendes |
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:01:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:03:24 PM EDT
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Dirty coke whore! Buy her an 8-ball and I bet she would fuck you until your cock wore down to a little nub.. I think shes great! |
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:03:47 PM EDT
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Quite possibly one of the hottest actresses I've seen.
Retard + Drumset + 15 seconds = WIN |
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:04:07 PM EDT
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She is hot and who wouldn't want to spend time with her.
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:04:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:05:05 PM EDT
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Agree, mega hotter than Fergie, and less skanky.
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:06:59 PM EDT
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hehe! Eva Mendes is dirty just polishes up better on the outside. either one will probably fuck the balls off a tyranosaur.. |
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:12:46 PM EDT
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I'll take Austin Nicole or Miriam Gonzalez
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:13:01 PM EDT
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both skanky and both drug whores fergie=tweaker mendes=coke me+(andydrous+drano+cough medicine+blow)+ (fergie+mendes)= undesrcibable where if both kidneys gone next morning would not care since dick would never have enjoyment again after that night |
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:15:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:15:36 PM EDT
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Uhh, she's supposed to make YOU look like a glazed donut...  Unless your making her eat at the Y while your watching
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:15:50 PM EDT
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She and Fergie would be the fuck of a lifetime. hell, i'd bjy them all the drugs they wanted as long as they keep me happy. |
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:17:20 PM EDT
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Yeah...wore down to...right... 
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:18:09 PM EDT
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Lol! |
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:20:06 PM EDT
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Im kinda gettin a stank biscuit vibe from her, no? |
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:21:56 PM EDT
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no kiddin
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:23:15 PM EDT
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I like fergie better
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:25:34 PM EDT
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I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:27:16 PM EDT
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I'd treat Fergie like ROYALTY. I'm pissing on page 2 to mark this territory for Fergie. 
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:29:14 PM EDT
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Huh? I meant I would jizz all over her. 
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:32:21 PM EDT
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Yeah, yeah. The saying is "My face would look like it lost a fight with a glazed donut after I was done with her!" |
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:34:42 PM EDT
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Ooh...I gotcha. No, she's too skanky for me to eat out, but I'd sure fuck her. |
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:54:52 PM EDT
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I think lizards keep their nuts internally, so nothing to fall off per say. |
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:55:41 PM EDT
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well then they will fuck the balls OUT of a tyranosaur!!! |
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:56:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/4/2008 9:58:34 PM EDT
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I would have sexual relations with her if she let me.
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Posted: 6/4/2008 10:10:24 PM EDT
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I'd trade my wife of 32 years for an orgasm into Eva Mendez!
(If I want my wife to know that tidbit, I'll tell her. You guys keep your yaps shut!)
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Posted: 6/4/2008 10:11:07 PM EDT
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I'd fuck her in font of my grandmother.. |
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Posted: 6/4/2008 10:16:28 PM EDT
[#36]
 Eva Longoria FTW |
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Posted: 6/4/2008 10:21:46 PM EDT
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Apparently she likes to get into farting/belching contests with Cameron Diaz
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Posted: 6/4/2008 10:22:38 PM EDT
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Nice.. |
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Posted: 6/4/2008 10:24:31 PM EDT
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nahhhhh, Ms. Mendez for appearing "nasty!", and looking like she'd have a better time. |
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Posted: 6/4/2008 10:34:20 PM EDT
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Sorry, Vanessa Marcil FTW
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Posted: 6/4/2008 10:37:07 PM EDT
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You fail at hotlinking.
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Posted: 6/4/2008 10:47:29 PM EDT
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It was a pic, not a link... I see the pic  Fixed... |
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Posted: 6/4/2008 11:02:29 PM EDT
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If I watched her face it might not last 15 seconds. On the other hand, Eva Longoria, Vanessa Marcil or Vanessa Minnillo FTW. Or maybe even Avril Lasangia or Maria Menudo. For break all the furniture the hard way....Eva Mendez and maybe Fergie. Amy Wino never enters the equation. |
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