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Posted: 6/4/2008 7:56:17 PM EST
Better than Fergie..

I'd marry her without ever meeting her.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 7:57:27 PM EST
thought she was in a psyche ward recently.
this thread is useless without pics
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 7:58:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By reddog51:
thought she was in a psyche ward recently.
this thread is useless without pics


God I hope so, I love nutty women..
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 7:58:18 PM EST
I'd rather get both!
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 7:58:57 PM EST
I would make her look like a glazed donut.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 7:59:37 PM EST
You know what they say about crazy women.......woops I forgot........Oh ya they say they're freaks in bed .
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 7:59:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By CanadianDave:
I'd rather get both!


It would be carnage not seen since biblical times. I'd look like I went 12 rds with Ali..
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:01:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By Valkyrie:

Originally Posted By reddog51:
thought she was in a psyche ward recently.
this thread is useless without pics


God I hope so, I love nutty women..


sorry it was a substance abuse problem

crack whore=ATM

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_Mendes
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:01:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/4/2008 8:03:51 PM EST by reddog51]




Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:03:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By reddog51:

Originally Posted By Valkyrie:

Originally Posted By reddog51:
thought she was in a psyche ward recently.
this thread is useless without pics


God I hope so, I love nutty women..


sorry it was a substance abuse problem

crack whore=ATM

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_Mendes


Dirty coke whore! Buy her an 8-ball and I bet she would fuck you until your cock wore down to a little nub..

I think shes great!
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:03:47 PM EST
Quite possibly one of the hottest actresses I've seen.

Retard + Drumset + 15 seconds = WIN
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:04:07 PM EST
She is hot and who wouldn't want to spend time with her.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:04:59 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:05:05 PM EST
Agree, mega hotter than Fergie, and less skanky.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:06:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By swingset:
Agree, mega hotter than Fergie, and less skanky.


hehe!

Eva Mendes is dirty just polishes up better on the outside. either one will probably fuck the balls off a tyranosaur..
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:12:46 PM EST
I'll take Austin Nicole or Miriam Gonzalez
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:13:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By swingset:
Agree, mega hotter than Fergie, and less skanky.


both skanky
and both drug whores
fergie=tweaker
mendes=coke
me+(andydrous+drano+cough medicine+blow)+ (fergie+mendes)= undesrcibable where if both kidneys gone next morning would not care since dick would never have enjoyment again after that night
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:15:15 PM EST


Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:15:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By 70satvert:
I would make her look like a glazed donut.


Uhh, she's supposed to make YOU look like a glazed donut...


Unless your making her eat at the Y while your watching
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:15:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By reddog51:

Originally Posted By swingset:
Agree, mega hotter than Fergie, and less skanky.


both skanky
and both drug whores
fergie=tweaker
mendes=coke
me+(andydrous+drano+cough medicine+blow)+ (fergie+mendes)= undesrcibable where if both kidneys gone next morning would not care since dick would never have enjoyment again after that night


She and Fergie would be the fuck of a lifetime. hell, i'd bjy them all the drugs they wanted as long as they keep me happy.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:17:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By Valkyrie:

Originally Posted By reddog51:

Originally Posted By Valkyrie:

Originally Posted By reddog51:
thought she was in a psyche ward recently.
this thread is useless without pics


God I hope so, I love nutty women..


sorry it was a substance abuse problem

crack whore=ATM

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_Mendes


Dirty coke whore! Buy her an 8-ball and I bet she would fuck you until your cock wore down to a little nub..

I think shes great!


Yeah...wore down to...right...
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:18:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By CanadianDave:

Originally Posted By Valkyrie:

Originally Posted By reddog51:

Originally Posted By Valkyrie:

Originally Posted By reddog51:
thought she was in a psyche ward recently.
this thread is useless without pics


God I hope so, I love nutty women..


sorry it was a substance abuse problem

crack whore=ATM

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_Mendes


Dirty coke whore! Buy her an 8-ball and I bet she would fuck you until your cock wore down to a little nub..

I think shes great!


Yeah...wore down to...right...


Lol!
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:20:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By Valkyrie:

Originally Posted By CanadianDave:

Originally Posted By Valkyrie:

Originally Posted By reddog51:

Originally Posted By Valkyrie:

Originally Posted By reddog51:
thought she was in a psyche ward recently.
this thread is useless without pics


God I hope so, I love nutty women..


sorry it was a substance abuse problem

crack whore=ATM

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_Mendes


Dirty coke whore! Buy her an 8-ball and I bet she would fuck you until your cock wore down to a little nub..

I think shes great!


Yeah...wore down to...right...


Lol!


Im kinda gettin a stank biscuit vibe from her, no?
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:21:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By Valkyrie:

Originally Posted By reddog51:
thought she was in a psyche ward recently.
this thread is useless without pics


God I hope so, I love nutty women..


no kiddin
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:23:15 PM EST
I like fergie better
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:25:34 PM EST
I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:27:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/4/2008 8:28:25 PM EST by theBUBBAMANcan]

Originally Posted By www-glock19-com:
I like fergie better




I'd treat Fergie like ROYALTY.

I'm pissing on page 2 to mark this territory for Fergie.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:29:14 PM EST

Originally Posted By BlackDog714:

Originally Posted By 70satvert:
I would make her look like a glazed donut.


Uhh, she's supposed to make YOU look like a glazed donut...


Unless your making her eat at the Y while your watching


Huh? I meant I would jizz all over her.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:32:21 PM EST

Originally Posted By 70satvert:
Huh? I meant I would jizz all over her.


Yeah, yeah. The saying is "My face would look like it lost a fight with a glazed donut after I was done with her!"
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:34:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By badfish274:

Originally Posted By 70satvert:
Huh? I meant I would jizz all over her.


Yeah, yeah. The saying is "My face would look like it lost a fight with a glazed donut after I was done with her!"


Ooh...I gotcha. No, she's too skanky for me to eat out, but I'd sure fuck her.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:54:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By Valkyrie:

Originally Posted By swingset:
Agree, mega hotter than Fergie, and less skanky.


hehe!

Eva Mendes is dirty just polishes up better on the outside. either one will probably fuck the balls off a tyranosaur..


I think lizards keep their nuts internally, so nothing to fall off per say.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:55:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:

Originally Posted By Valkyrie:

Originally Posted By swingset:
Agree, mega hotter than Fergie, and less skanky.


hehe!

Eva Mendes is dirty just polishes up better on the outside. either one will probably fuck the balls off a tyranosaur..


I think lizards keep their nuts internally, so nothing to fall off per say.


well then they will fuck the balls OUT of a tyranosaur!!!
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:56:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By Valkyrie:

Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:

Originally Posted By Valkyrie:

Originally Posted By swingset:
Agree, mega hotter than Fergie, and less skanky.


hehe!

Eva Mendes is dirty just polishes up better on the outside. either one will probably fuck the balls off a tyranosaur..


I think lizards keep their nuts internally, so nothing to fall off per say.


well then they will fuck the balls OUT of a tyranosaur!!!


Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:58:34 PM EST
I would have sexual relations with her if she let me.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 9:10:24 PM EST
I'd trade my wife of 32 years for an orgasm into Eva Mendez!

(If I want my wife to know that tidbit, I'll tell her. You guys keep your yaps shut!)
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 9:11:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By scottfire1957:
I'd trade my wife of 32 years for an orgasm into Eva Mendez!

(If I want my wife to know that tidbit, I'll tell her. You guys keep your yaps shut!)


I'd fuck her in font of my grandmother..
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 9:16:28 PM EST

Eva Longoria FTW
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 9:21:46 PM EST
Apparently she likes to get into farting/belching contests with Cameron Diaz
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 9:22:38 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 9:24:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By KA3B:
www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Eva-Longoria/Eva-Longoria-47.JPG
Eva Longoria FTW



nahhhhh, Ms. Mendez for appearing "nasty!", and looking like she'd have a better time.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 9:34:20 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/4/2008 9:49:56 PM EST by BlackDog714]
Sorry, Vanessa Marcil FTW

Link Posted: 6/4/2008 9:37:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By BlackDog714:
Sorry, Vanessa Marcil FTW

www.go4celebrity.com/wallpapers/Vanessa-Marcil/go4-Vanessa-Marcil-003.jpg


You fail at hotlinking.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 9:47:29 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/4/2008 9:50:16 PM EST by BlackDog714]

Originally Posted By KA3B:

Originally Posted By BlackDog714:
Sorry, Vanessa Marcil FTW

www.go4celebrity.com/wallpapers/Vanessa-Marcil/go4-Vanessa-Marcil-003.jpg


You fail at hotlinking.


It was a pic, not a link... I see the pic

Fixed...
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 10:02:29 PM EST

Retard + Drumset + 15 seconds = WIN


If I watched her face it might not last 15 seconds.

On the other hand, Eva Longoria, Vanessa Marcil or Vanessa Minnillo FTW. Or maybe even Avril Lasangia or Maria Menudo.


For break all the furniture the hard way....Eva Mendez and maybe Fergie.


Amy Wino never enters the equation.
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