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Posted: 10/6/2012 8:47:47 AM EDT
Right here.



Sitting in its new place of worship. I couldnt resist. Hey, how many Americans can say the've got Spotted Dick in their Man Cave?
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 8:51:24 AM EDT
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Right here.

http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr220/pallymcgee/dick.jpg

Sitting in its new place of worship. I couldnt resist. Hey, how many Americans can say the've got Spotted Dick in their Man Cave?




Probably more than anyone ever wanted to know.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 8:52:46 AM EDT
What the fuck?

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Link Posted: 10/6/2012 8:52:49 AM EDT
Not for me.





Not that there is anything wrong with that.


 
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 8:55:11 AM EDT
I think you need a shot for that.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 8:55:47 AM EDT
I keep meaning to order some (Amazon has it), just to say I've tried it.



I already buy HP Sauce and Branston Pickle on a regular basis, so I figure I ought to make it a trifecta.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 8:57:25 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 8:58:23 AM EDT
It's great with a little cock sauce on it.
 
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 8:58:23 AM EDT
AH, nothing like a nice plate of suet pudding , Just another example of the Brit's idea of fine dinning
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 9:00:52 AM EDT
I don't want dick, spotted or otherwise, in my "man cave"
 
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 9:03:19 AM EDT
I hate this expression "man cave"

there's something a little too precious about it
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 9:03:35 AM EDT
Its english. Kind of like a Hostess Twinkie in a can...

You guys just got out of kindergarten didnt you....
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 9:09:37 AM EDT
You need to get busy.  












































 
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 9:11:08 AM EDT
I guess if I ate that I could tell everyone I had 9 oz. of dick in my mouth last night.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 9:16:42 AM EDT
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I hate this expression "man cave"

there's something a little too precious about it


OK ,I though I was the only one who thought it was gay as hell.I always picture some dude that had his balls chopped off by his wife saying "yes dear.yes dear" then escapes to his man cave trying to make like he has a pair.If you call the room my gun room or go to the garage or shed then it's all good.Man cave .

Link Posted: 10/6/2012 9:24:29 AM EDT
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I guess if I ate that I could tell everyone I had 9 oz. of dick in my mouth last night.


Fucking GD and the dick sucking allusions AGAIN!

Link Posted: 10/6/2012 11:47:07 AM EDT
Next addition to my man cave will be a porta-pottie door. I know where there is one in the woods below a highway overpass. I happened to see it while I was scouting for a place to fish. I'm thinking its going on the wall right next to the no trespassing sign I found that is full of bullet holes.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 11:54:07 AM EDT
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I guess if I ate that I could tell everyone I had 9 oz. of dick in my mouth last night.


Fucking GD and the dick sucking allusions AGAIN!



Seems like it is getting more and more prevelent. I do not get it.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 2:35:37 PM EDT
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I hate this expression "man cave"

there's something a little too precious about it


OK ,I though I was the only one who thought it was gay as hell.I always picture some dude that had his balls chopped off by his wife saying "yes dear.yes dear" then escapes to his man cave trying to make like he has a pair.If you call the room my gun room or go to the garage or shed then it's all good.Man cave .



"Man cave" sounds queer, because it's either the name of a gay bar, a euphemism for an man's anus that is "open for business," or, most likely, both.

The place men go to escape the harridans in their lives is called a den, a workshop, a garage, a home office, or the basement.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 2:42:44 PM EDT
got any imitation crab meat?
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 3:40:02 PM EDT
Your man cave is in the pantry?
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 3:56:29 PM EDT
Now, all the trashy Brits are going to want to visit.
they actually eat that shit ( and like it).
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 3:57:44 PM EDT
i can't see myself craving that shit. prefer beer and cheeseburgers.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 3:59:38 PM EDT
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Right here.

http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr220/pallymcgee/dick.jpg

Sitting in its new place of worship. I couldnt resist. Hey, how many Americans can say the've got Spotted Dick in their Man Cave?


You "worship" dick?

Link Posted: 10/6/2012 4:03:30 PM EDT
So, is this suet pudding or canned twinkie?



The girlfriend pointed it out at our local Kroger, and I'm debating calling her bluff.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 4:32:18 PM EDT
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Right here.

http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr220/pallymcgee/dick.jpg

Sitting in its new place of worship. I couldnt resist. Hey, how many Americans can say the've got Spotted Dick in their Man Cave?


You "worship" dick?



Got any spotted dick in your man cave? Thought so.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 4:34:30 PM EDT
Your wall has the texture of abba zabba bar....mmmmm
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 4:40:03 PM EDT
I don't know what's worse that crap or whale blubber
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 4:40:52 PM EDT
OP's dick is smaller than a bottle of Super Blue.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 4:42:44 PM EDT
Quoted:
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I hate this expression "man cave"

there's something a little too precious about it


OK ,I though I was the only one who thought it was gay as hell.I always picture some dude that had his balls chopped off by his wife saying "yes dear.yes dear" then escapes to his man cave trying to make like he has a pair.If you call the room my gun room or go to the garage or shed then it's all good.Man cave .



Exactly.  It's one of those phrases that grates, like "Little Girls' Room".

I call the masculine portion of our house the Hell Hole.

Link Posted: 10/6/2012 6:13:17 PM EDT





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Right here.











Sitting in its new place of worship. I couldnt resist. Hey, how many Americans can say the've got Spotted Dick in their Man Cave?
They can cure that now with leaches!
 
 
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 6:19:54 PM EDT
You know how I know you're gay?
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 6:49:29 PM EDT
I've had spotted dick since my first shore-leave in Olongapo
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 7:00:43 PM EDT
Need some french fries then apply this goodness on them
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 7:04:56 PM EDT
Did you ever take liberty in Subic, back in the early 80's, perchance?
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 7:08:59 PM EDT
Anything with the word dick doesn't belong in a man cave unless you're gay and then it's not a man cave but a gay cave, i think.

An essential item for any man cave would be posters of ARs, AKs and other cool weapons of war, a well stocked bar, maybe some camo netting hanging and ammo crates as end tables, a real fiearm or two, some tasteful naked lady pics and some photos of you and your comrades who you served with.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 7:16:34 PM EDT
the mere concept of man-cave is emasculation.

if you ae a man, its all you cave.

if only a part is, and is called  a man cave, then you are whipped, owned, bought, paid for, and nutless.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 7:18:16 PM EDT
Gay thread is gay.
 
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 1:48:13 AM EDT
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I hate this expression "man cave"

there's something a little too precious about it


OK ,I though I was the only one who thought it was gay as hell.I always picture some dude that had his balls chopped off by his wife saying "yes dear.yes dear" then escapes to his man cave trying to make like he has a pair.If you call the room my gun room or go to the garage or shed then it's all good.Man cave .



"Man cave" sounds queer, because it's either the name of a gay bar, a euphemism for an man's anus that is "open for business," or, most likely, both.

The place men go to escape the harridans in their lives is called a den, a workshop, a garage, a home office, or the basement.


It makes it sound like the man's home is not his castle and he has to have a cave for refuge from whoever does controul the rest of his home.
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 2:03:53 AM EDT
We give that as a gag gift to retirees. It started as a queer joke for some limp wristed dude. But now everybody demands a can of it...



Link Posted: 10/7/2012 3:04:58 AM EDT
See how much fun a can of spotted dick can be?
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 3:56:57 AM EDT
Why don't you get one of these too:

Link Posted: 10/7/2012 4:02:11 AM EDT
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Quoted:
I hate this expression "man cave"

there's something a little too precious about it


OK ,I though I was the only one who thought it was gay as hell.I always picture some dude that had his balls chopped off by his wife saying "yes dear.yes dear" then escapes to his man cave trying to make like he has a pair.If you call the room my gun room or go to the garage or shed then it's all good.Man cave .



"Man cave" sounds queer, because it's either the name of a gay bar, a euphemism for an man's anus that is "open for business," or, most likely, both.

The place men go to escape the harridans in their lives is called a den, a workshop, a garage, a home office, or the basement.


It makes it sound like the man's home is not his castle and he has to have a cave for refuge from whoever does controul the rest of his home.


Couldn't agree more.  My house is my man cave.
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 4:03:39 AM EDT
I read the thread title and thought to myself "Refrigerator"
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