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Posted: 1/15/2015 9:09:23 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/15/2015 9:18:17 PM EST
Starring Extorris.



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Link Posted: 1/15/2015 9:21:21 PM EST
Ok, who could pull of Snake today? Let's say Fincher is gunna direct. Who would be Snake? I want Stacy Keach in it for sure. I know he was in LA, but come on, he's awesome.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 9:22:41 PM EST
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Originally Posted By mizzarley:
Ok, who could pull of Snake today? Let's say Fincher is gunna direct. Who would be Snake? I want Stacy Keach in it for sure. I know he was in LA, but come on, he's awesome.
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Originally Posted By mizzarley:
Ok, who could pull of Snake today? Let's say Fincher is gunna direct. Who would be Snake? I want Stacy Keach in it for sure. I know he was in LA, but come on, he's awesome.
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I bet they're just gonna say "Fuck it" and give it to Nicholas Cage.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 9:26:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/15/2015 9:32:35 PM EST by Strider47]
They can't remake that movie. Who the hell is going to play Cabbie? You can't replace Ernest Borgnine.

Let me guess:

NYC is a penal colony for environmental transgressors.

Will Smith will play Snake
Jamie Foxx is the President
Nicholas Cage is the evil capitalist Duke of NY that owns slaves
Miley Cyrus is Brain's squeeze
Mark Wahlberg is the Brain
Harold and Kumar play stoned transgender lovers driving the cab
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 9:27:00 PM EST
Love the original. Saw it in the theater. However, when you watch it now, the lack of budget really shows.

A remake could be decent. (Will probably suck, though.)
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 9:28:38 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 9:29:54 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/15/2015 9:30:46 PM EST by Angel_King]
I hope Channing Tatum gets the role.


Will the still use a Mac 10 with a scope on the can?
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 9:30:21 PM EST
fuck godamn hollyshit remakes. they are (have been ) out of ideas for a long time, so they have a need to replace classics with their SHIT.


Link Posted: 1/15/2015 9:30:57 PM EST
I would rather see an expansion, 25 years or so beyond the timeline of the original, where the criminal element had become so much more intense, that several other major cities were being used for prison cities.

You wouldn't need much of a special effects budget to do Detroit.

Link Posted: 1/15/2015 9:31:35 PM EST
NO

NO NO NO

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



Leave it to todays producers to screw up a good classic.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 9:32:31 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Strider47:
They can't remake that movie. Who the hell is going to play Cabbie? You can't replace Ernest Borgnine.
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Paul Giamante.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 9:32:32 PM EST
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Originally Posted By pavlovwolf:
I would rather see an expansion, 25 years or so beyond the timeline of the original, where the criminal element had become so much more intense, that several other major cities were being used for prison cities.

You wouldn't need much of a special effects budget to do Detroit.

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So when Snake EMP's the whole Earth?

"Welcome to the human race."
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 9:32:42 PM EST
Hollywood has always gotta screw up perfection
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 9:33:51 PM EST
It'll probably star Will Smith or Denzel Washington.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 9:34:31 PM EST
Hey, it might be good.

Let's wait & see.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 9:36:12 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Sturmgewehr-JD:


Paul Giamante.
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Originally Posted By Sturmgewehr-JD:
Originally Posted By Strider47:
They can't remake that movie. Who the hell is going to play Cabbie? You can't replace Ernest Borgnine.


Paul Giamante.


Ernest Borgnine would give him a full power shot, then masturbate on his corpse.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 9:39:58 PM EST
Other than loads of lens flares and CGI, about the only creative way Hollywood differentiates remakes is by changing the race of characters. So I expect them to cast Jamie Foxx as Snake Pliskin.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 9:40:23 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Strider47:


Ernest Borgnine would give him a full power shot, then masturbate on his corpse.
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Originally Posted By Strider47:
Originally Posted By Sturmgewehr-JD:
Originally Posted By Strider47:
They can't remake that movie. Who the hell is going to play Cabbie? You can't replace Ernest Borgnine.


Paul Giamante.


Ernest Borgnine would give him a full power shot, then masturbate on his corpse.


Maybe. Giamante has the acting chops and style to pull off the role, though.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:18:56 PM EST
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Wish List:

Kevin Bacon as Bob Hauk
Gene Hackman as Cabbie
Ragnar's wife from Vikings as Maggie
Michael C. Hall as the President
Brian Cranston as Brain

Will Smith, Shia Leboef, and Channing Tatum as the prisoners on the raft who get blown to bits by the helicopter < 2 minutes into the film.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:29:46 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Sturmgewehr-JD:


Maybe. Giamante has the acting chops and style to pull off the role, though.
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Originally Posted By Sturmgewehr-JD:
Originally Posted By Strider47:
Originally Posted By Sturmgewehr-JD:
Originally Posted By Strider47:
They can't remake that movie. Who the hell is going to play Cabbie? You can't replace Ernest Borgnine.


Paul Giamante.


Ernest Borgnine would give him a full power shot, then masturbate on his corpse.


Maybe. Giamante has the acting chops and style to pull off the role, though.


You mean Paul Giamatti? He's a good actor but he's nothing like Ernest.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:41:20 PM EST
You just know Marky-Mark will be cast as Snake.

Cabby's going to be tough.....Danny Aiello might be able to pull it off as he's a very talented but he's 81.

Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:46:53 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Veracity:
Hey, it might be good.
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lol



Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:48:17 PM EST
It will be Marky Mark.

Bet on it
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:49:05 PM EST
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Originally Posted By runcible:
Love the original. Saw it in the theater. However, when you watch it now, the lack of budget really shows.

A remake could be decent. (Will probably suck, though.)
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A truly good movie doesn't need an expensive budget or effects.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:49:39 PM EST
You touche me, he dies
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:53:50 PM EST
John Carpenter had 3 demands listed in the original contract for the remake:

1. That Plissken “must be called ‘Snake.’”
2. He “must wear an eye patch.”
3. He must “always be a ‘bad-ass.’”

That was from a few years ago though.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:53:52 PM EST
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Terry Crews as Snake!

Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:55:40 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/15/2015 10:56:03 PM EST by justsayin]
I don't see how they can't screw this up.

Could it be good?

Yeah.

Better?



Escape from LA was embarrassing, FTR.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:04:50 PM EST
They will have a female former Navy SEAL play snake.....
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:05:04 PM EST
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Originally Posted By WildBoar:
It will be Marky Mark.

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Or Ben Affleck.


Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:07:25 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:


Or Ben Affleck.


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Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Originally Posted By WildBoar:
It will be Marky Mark.

Bet on it


Or Ben Affleck.




You're both wrong.

Tom Cruise

ETA: Taylor Kitsch did a pretty good job in Savages. He might be able to channel Snake.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:09:52 PM EST
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Originally Posted By David14:
Wish List:

Kevin Bacon as Bob Hauk
Gene Hackman as Cabbie
Ragnar's wife from Vikings as Maggie
Michael C. Hall as the President
Brian Cranston as Brain

Will Smith, Shia Leboef, and Channing Tatum as the prisoners on the raft who get blown to bits by the helicopter < 2 minutes into the film.
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Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:11:30 PM EST
87 bucks wager that Adrienne Barbeau will show up and spend the movie showing her cleavage.


We're going to miss you, Ernie!
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:14:07 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:16:16 PM EST
Originally Posted By saigamanTX:
http://deadline.com/2015/01/escape-from-new-york-remake-fox-john-carpenter-1201349382/

No remake...............NOOOOOOO!
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Meh, if it sucks, it sucks. But there's always that chance...
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:26:29 PM EST
Shane from walking dead could pull off Snake, he's a lot like lee marvin, lee marvin would be a good style to take from this time instead of clint eastwood.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:41:51 PM EST
Jason Statham will end up being Snake
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:44:49 PM EST
i wonder if they'll film it in the ghetto of st louis again?
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:57:39 PM EST
I think the producers and director should be made to sit in an electric chair during the screenings of this movie. Vote by audience... thumbs up or thumbs dow---zzzzzt.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 12:01:18 AM EST
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They would have to change the name to Escaped From NY.








Roy
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 12:21:33 AM EST
It will suck.


Marky Mark will end up playing Snake and Rick Ross will be the Duke of NY

Link Posted: 1/16/2015 1:37:48 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Veracity:
Hey, it might be good.

Let's wait & see.
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Just like Escape from L.A.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 2:00:43 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:


Or Ben Affleck.


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Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Originally Posted By WildBoar:
It will be Marky Mark.

Bet on it


Or Ben Affleck.




i shuddered at the thought of either of these assholes being cast as snake...

eta: i can't think of a modern actor who could do justice to snake... and of course it will be a "reimagining" and it will probably be politically correct, so snake will be black, the duke of new york will be white... the president will be female... and so on
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 2:02:29 AM EST
The Rock as Snake
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 2:07:38 AM EST
Jon snow as snake
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 2:15:15 AM EST
I don't need to see the movie. I just need to do it.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 2:44:54 AM EST
Scarlett Johanssen as Snake.
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