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Posted: 12/23/2005 12:09:46 PM EST


www.theregister.co.uk/2005/12/23/phone_throat/

Enraged woman vents by swallowing cell phone
A mobile mouthful

By Ashlee Vance in Mountain View
Published Friday 23rd December 2005 20:13 GMT


We've all been there. Your spouse or loved one drives you to the breaking point, and you have no other choice than to swallow their cell phone.

A Blue Springs, Missouri woman was the latest victim of cell phone rage. She swallowed her boyfriend's mobile in mid-argument because "she didn't want the boyfriend to have it," according to a report in The Kansas City Star. The phone became lodged in the lady's throat, and she was rushed to the emergency room.

"Police responded to a call about a non-breathing person about 4:50 a.m. in the 3000 block of Southwest U.S. 40," the paper reported. "Police arrived and found that the 24-year-old woman was having trouble breathing. Her identity was not released."

The poor lass still had the phone wedged in her throat when she got to the hospital.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 12:11:29 PM EST
Well, at least she has a throat wide enough.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 12:12:07 PM EST
and she could be roaming.............
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 12:13:32 PM EST
Wow!

If she can swallow that, then...
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 12:52:47 PM EST
Heh. I know exactly where that is! That neighborhood puts the "K" in Klassy!
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 12:53:50 PM EST
What a dumbass.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 12:55:34 PM EST


Link Posted: 12/23/2005 12:56:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By Merrell:
www.techcentralstation.com/images/runawaybride.jpg


No, she would disappear for three days and say the phone was kidnapped by Ecuadoran midgets.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 12:58:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
www.techcentralstation.com/images/runawaybride.jpg


No, she would disappear for three days and say the phone was kidnapped by Ecuadoran midgets.



I wonder what she's getting for Christmas?

Link Posted: 12/23/2005 1:00:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By Airwolf:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/airwolf144/10_1_131.gif

www.theregister.co.uk/2005/12/23/phone_throat/

Enraged woman vents by swallowing cell phone
A mobile mouthful

By Ashlee Vance in Mountain View
Published Friday 23rd December 2005 20:13 GMT


We've all been there. Your spouse or loved one drives you to the breaking point, and you have no other choice than to swallow their cell phone.

A Blue Springs, Missouri woman was the latest victim of cell phone rage. She swallowed her boyfriend's mobile in mid-argument because "she didn't want the boyfriend to have it," according to a report in The Kansas City Star. The phone became lodged in the lady's throat, and she was rushed to the emergency room.

"Police responded to a call about a non-breathing person about 4:50 a.m. in the 3000 block of Southwest U.S. 40," the paper reported. "Police arrived and found that the 24-year-old woman was having trouble breathing. Her identity was not released."

The poor STUPID lass still had the phone wedged in her throat when she got to the hospital.




There...fixed it.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 1:10:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By Merrell:
I wonder what she's getting for Christmas?

www.engagements.ca/images/jennifer_wilbanks_2.jpg

I'll give her a pearl necklace to match the earrings.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 1:13:40 PM EST
I'm reminded of a scene with a cell phone in Jurassic Park III.......just keep digging, you'll find it....



Link Posted: 12/23/2005 1:13:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
I wonder what she's getting for Christmas?

www.engagements.ca/images/jennifer_wilbanks_2.jpg

I'll give her a pearl necklace to match the earrings.



LMFAO - I was Googling "Jennifer Wilbanks" for a picture and this came up:




(there is a bit of a resemblance...)

Link Posted: 12/23/2005 1:19:29 PM EST
Jen the Sleestack! DAmn that's funny.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 1:21:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By Merrell:
LMFAO - I was Googling "Jennifer Wilbanks" for a picture and this came up:
www.spelledmelk.com/attached/sleestack.jpg

I saw that one too. I like the "The Scream" one.

Link Posted: 12/23/2005 1:23:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By Merrell:
LMFAO - I was Googling "Jennifer Wilbanks" for a picture and this came up:

www.spelledmelk.com/attached/sleestack.jpg


(there is a bit of a resemblance...)


Link Posted: 12/23/2005 1:24:10 PM EST
She's like a Swiss-Army subject, perfect for any topic

Her appeal is international...

Link Posted: 12/23/2005 1:26:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
LMFAO - I was Googling "Jennifer Wilbanks" for a picture and this came up:
www.spelledmelk.com/attached/sleestack.jpg

I saw that one too. I like the "The Scream" one.

www.crimeweek.com/cidu/wilbanks.jpg






Now that is funny!
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 1:29:49 PM EST




Link Posted: 12/25/2005 4:09:31 AM EST
Her lack of gag reflex is disturbing.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 4:20:54 AM EST
I am starting to believe all my arfcom brothers when they say....bitches are fucking crazy!!!
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 4:23:31 AM EST
They should have waited another 10 minutes before calling 911.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 5:01:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By Tanam:
They should have waited another 10 minutes before calling 911.



Then he would have been accused of murder. This way he gets her classified as nuts and if he is smart. Leaves the phone swallower.

Link Posted: 12/27/2005 2:06:35 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 3:32:34 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/27/2005 3:35:52 PM EST by A_Free_Man]
(Edited due to reading the above news story)
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 3:47:12 PM EST
Didn't Peter Griffin do that on Family Guy?


DUPE!
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