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Posted: 9/8/2004 9:11:05 AM EST
Just watched the Bible Code on the History Channel and it was surely eye opening. I have an open mind when it comes to most everything, and this caught my attention. Supposedly the end of days will come in 2010 with a nuclear winter with terrorists, then in 2012 a comet will hit the Earth. So I say......smoke em while you got em!!! lol.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:11:46 AM EST
pass the tin foil
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:12:14 AM EST
I hope so, my 401K looks like shit.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:12:19 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:12:43 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:12:58 AM EST
So I shouldn't get a 30-year roof?
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:13:08 AM EST
Doesn't the Mayan calendar end in 2011 or 12 ?
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:13:25 AM EST
Actually I watched a show on Discovery a while back and they said that a very Large asteroid will pass extremely close to earth in 2012!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:13:35 AM EST
why can't they ever tell us something useful, like what the markets will be doing next week?
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:14:42 AM EST
I guessthere is no need to worry about my credit card debt
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:14:56 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/8/2004 9:15:21 AM EST by TheCynic]

Originally Posted By peekay:
Doesn't the Mayan calendar end in 2011 or 12 ?



December 21, 2012

[Bender] DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED! [/Bender]
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:17:09 AM EST
All Bullshit.



Prove me wrong.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:17:15 AM EST
Looks like the Bank can kiss my ass for the other 18 years of Mortgage repayments…

ANdy
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:20:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By TheCynic:

Originally Posted By peekay:
Doesn't the Mayan calendar end in 2011 or 12 ?



December 21, 2012

[Bender] DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED! [/Bender]



I have been planing a party on that day for the last couple of years. Gona have a mother of a blow out!

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -
Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
world serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs. Feed it up a knock,
speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height,
down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for
hire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies
breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered
crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population,
common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its
own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright
light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign tower. Slash and burn,
return, listen to yourself churn. Lock him in uniform and book burning,
blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle,
light a motive. Step down, step down. Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh,
this means no fear - cavalier. Renegade and steer clear! A tournament,
a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives
and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Edelite.
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic,
slam, but neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...fine...

(It's time I had some time alone)
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:24:23 AM EST
When The World Ends
by Dave Matthews Band

Oh when the world ends
Collect your things
You’re coming with me
When the world ends
You tuckle up yourself with me
Watch it as the stars disappear to nothing
The day the world is over
We’ll be lying in bed

I’m gonna rock you like a baby when the cities fall
We will rise as the building’s crumble
Midst the burning we’ll be churning
Love will be our wings
Passion rises from the ashes
When the world ends

When the world ends
You’re gonna come with me
We’re gonna be crazy like a river bends
We’re gonna float through the criss cross of the mountains
Watch them fade to nothin
When the world ends
You know that’s what’s happenin now
I’m gonna be there with you somehow
Ah ha

I’, gonna tie you up like a baby in the carriage car
Your legs don’t work cause you want me so
You just lie spread to the wall
Love you got is surely all the love I would ever need
I’m gonna take you by my side and love you tall till the world ends

Ohhhhhhhhh
But don’t you worry about a thing
No cause I got you here with me
Mmmmmmm
Don’t you worry about a
Just you and me
Floating through the empty empty
Just you and me
Oh graces
Oh grace

Oh when the world ends
We’ll be burning one Ah
When the world ends
We’ll be sweet makin love
Oh you know when the world ends
I’m gonna take you aside and say
Let’s watch it fade away fade away

The worlds done
Ours just begun
Ours just begun

We’re gonna dive into the emptiness
We be swimming
I’m gonna walk you through the pathless roads
I’m gonna take you to the top of the mountain that’s no longer there
I’m gonna take you to bed and love you I swear like the end is here

I’m gonna take you up to
I’m gonna take you down on you
I’m gonna hold you like an angel

I’m gonna love you
I’m gonna love you
When the world ends
I’m gonna hold you
When the world is over
We’ll just be beg...

Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:28:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By vito113:
Looks like the Bank can kiss my ass for the other 18 years of Mortgage repayments…

ANdy



It's more serious than that....Britain has applied to host the 2012 Olympics!
Does anyone know when in 2012 it's supposed to hit. If it's before August, someone better tell Blair & Co

Mark
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:41:44 AM EST

Originally Posted By peekay:
Doesn't the Mayan calendar end in 2011 or 12 ?



nope, you're thinking of the Chechen calendar which ends this Friday, if not sooner.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:44:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
So I shouldn't get a 30-year roof?




Link Posted: 9/8/2004 10:11:26 AM EST

Originally Posted By jmzd4:
pass the tin foil



Shiney side out !

Link Posted: 9/8/2004 10:21:39 AM EST
In 2011 I will close out all my bank accounts and head for the bunny ranch!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 10:24:31 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/8/2004 10:27:08 AM EST by BeetleBailey]

Well, at this point I've gotten laid, taken a trip down a drag strip, and emptied a 30 rounder from an M16, so I guess there's really nothing left to do. Bring it on.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 10:50:44 AM EST

Originally Posted By peekay:
Doesn't the Mayan calendar end in 2011 or 12 ?

Maybe but, didn't the Mayans end long before their calender?
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 10:53:27 AM EST
Ænema Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car. It's a bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits. Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will cuz I sure could use a vacation from this Silly shit, stupid shit... One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied. Learn to swim. Mom's gonna fix it all soon. Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be. Learn to swim. Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones. Fuck all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes. Learn to swim. Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos. Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory. Learn to swim. Fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, Insecure actresses. Learn to swim. Cuz I'm praying for rain and I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way. I wanna watch it all go down. Mom please flush it all away. I wanna watch it go right in and down. I wanna watch it go right in. Watch you flush it all away. Time to bring it down again. Don't just call me pessimist. Try and read between the lines. I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend. I wanna see it all come down. suck it down. flush it down.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 10:55:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By Voodoo17:

Originally Posted By peekay:
Doesn't the Mayan calendar end in 2011 or 12 ?

Maybe but, didn't the Mayans end long before their calender?



"Didn't see THAT shit coming, did ya?"
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 10:57:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By Voodoo17:

Originally Posted By peekay:
Doesn't the Mayan calendar end in 2011 or 12 ?

Maybe but, didn't the Mayans end long before their calender?



The mayans had the mostr advanced calendering system ever invented. Scientists have proven tha tit coudl have been extended out indefinately, but Mayan religion holds that Decemer 21 (one day before my wedding anniversary!) 2012 is the last day of the world.

I take it seriously.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:01:11 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/8/2004 11:07:55 AM EST by Cleatus]
1.if the mayans are so smart- where are they...well?
2. If you like them so much , why dont you kiss and marry them?
3, oh, you mean the end of the workld , like the 5000 other times its been predicted?

Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:01:22 AM EST
Ill stay here while all you DD guys go drink your punch
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:02:37 AM EST
End of the world? Not if I can help it!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:03:00 AM EST
Yeah. Right. Whatever.


Besides, who cares about the Mayan calendar anyway? The way their calendar worked, they added to the front of it. IF they'd survived, they would have just added another term to the front and kept going. But they didn't survive. So screw their calendar.

Besides...everyone knows that Time began at 00:00 hours, Jan 1, 1970 and only lasting for 2^32 seconds. Until we redefine Time again.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:15:05 AM EST
Oh brother!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 1:14:22 PM EST
Looks like we need to speed up our take over of the Middle East then!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 1:16:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By Janus:
I hope so.



+1
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 1:17:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By TheCynic:

Originally Posted By peekay:
Doesn't the Mayan calendar end in 2011 or 12 ?



December 21, 2012




I find it quite easy to believe.

The most evil woman I know's birthday is December 21st.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 1:20:43 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 1:21:19 PM EST
One thing for sure. If these guys say this is the day, they are wrong.

Matthew 24:36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

Be always ready.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 1:21:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By taptap:
why can't they ever tell us something useful, like what the markets will be doing next week?




Link Posted: 9/8/2004 1:32:51 PM EST
The world will end when I say so.

Now get back to work!!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 1:34:31 PM EST
...and the elder race returns to assume control of the Planets of the Solar Federation...


Originally Posted By Paul:
My bet is for 2112 when the meek will inherit the earth.

Link Posted: 9/8/2004 1:57:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By gotm4:

Originally Posted By jmzd4:
pass the tin foil



Shiney side out !




Wrong shiney side in. It's the dull side that reflects RF. Trust me, I know, and I wonder why I can't have kids.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 2:04:10 PM EST

1.if the mayans are so smart- where are they...well?
2. If you like them so much , why dont you kiss and marry them?
3, oh, you mean the end of the workld , like the 5000 other times its been predicted?



The Mayans also predicted their own end. They even predicted in what year their civilization would be overrun by foreigners coming from over the seas.

2012 is the end of a Great Cycle, then back to year zero. It might be cataclysmic, might be just a renewal, but not the end of everything. For example, after period number one, a Jaguar came by and ate everyone on Earth. The second cycle ended in air, the third in fire, the fourth in flood. The fifth is a mystery? Earthquakes? No one know exactly because the Conquistadors destroyed most of the records.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 2:08:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By FanoftheBlackRifle:
Yeah. Right. Whatever.


Besides, who cares about the Mayan calendar anyway? The way their calendar worked, they added to the front of it. IF they'd survived, they would have just added another term to the front and kept going. But they didn't survive. So screw their calendar.




+1


So some barbaric savages had a clever calender - so what?
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 2:10:12 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 2:11:03 PM EST
If we really work at it.
If we elect only democrats.
If we allow any and all marriages to take place.(includong cats and dogs)
If we all quadruple our personal dept.
If we default on our personal dept.
If we OK the deficit to never ever have a ceiling.
If we all apply and receive welfare.
If we empty out all our prisons.
If we believe Saddam was really a nice guy.
If we all want Osama bin Ladin to be our bestest friend.
If we all subscribe to the "religion of peace."
If we all take acid all at the same time.

Then, I think we can make the 2012 deadline happen.

Bilster
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 2:11:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By Cleatus:
1.if the mayans are so smart- where are they...well?
2. If you like them so much , why dont you kiss and marry them?
3, oh, you mean the end of the workld , like the 5000 other times its been predicted?




WHere are the mayans now? That is quite an amazingmystery, isn't it?
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 2:14:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By FanoftheBlackRifle:
Besides, who cares about the Mayan calendar anyway? The way their calendar worked, they added to the front of it. IF they'd survived, they would have just added another term to the front and kept going. But they didn't survive. So screw their calendar.




Nope, not even close to being correct, there are formulas built into the calendering system itself which will accurately predict solar flares, eclipses, and periodic asteroids. Pretty amazing stuff.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 2:15:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:
One thing for sure. If these guys say this is the day, they are wrong.

Matthew 24:36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

Be always ready.



Or, more likely, the scribe who wrote that particular part of your holy book got it wrong. The mayan calander is backed by math, not faith.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 2:17:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
Well, at this point I've gotten laid, taken a trip down a drag strip, and emptied a 30 rounder from an M16, so I guess there's really nothing left to do. Bring it on.



Kinda the way I feel about it!!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 2:20:07 PM EST
Where is that BS meter when you need it?
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 2:21:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
...and the elder race returns to assume control of the Planets of the Solar Federation...


Originally Posted By Paul:
My bet is for 2112 when the meek will inherit the earth.






Attention all planets of the Solar Federation..... We have assumed control......


Damn! Time for a beer and some classic Rush!! BBL....
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 2:23:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By hielo:

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:
One thing for sure. If these guys say this is the day, they are wrong.

Matthew 24:36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

Be always ready.



Or, more likely, the scribe who wrote that particular part of your holy book got it wrong. The mayan calander is backed by math, not faith.



I'm confused. The mayan calendar accurately charting re-occuring events like eclipses etc. is where it is based on fact. When they start predicting the end of the world, its based on faith.

The world has been supposed to end many times just in my short lifetime, I'm not worrying much about the Mayan "end of days"

Link Posted: 9/8/2004 2:27:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By Dino:

Originally Posted By hielo:

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:
One thing for sure. If these guys say this is the day, they are wrong.

Matthew 24:36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

Be always ready.



Or, more likely, the scribe who wrote that particular part of your holy book got it wrong. The mayan calander is backed by math, not faith.



I'm confused. The mayan calendar accurately charting re-occuring events like eclipses etc. is where it is based on fact. When they start predicting the end of the world, its based on faith.

The world has been supposed to end many times just in my short lifetime, I'm not worrying much about the Mayan "end of days"




Dino, not end of days, but end of an age. It is rather well documented throughout history.
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