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Posted: 2/3/2006 7:58:45 AM EDT
Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a French guy. an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde thinks:
That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Frenchman thinks:
The American must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The American thinks:

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I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Frenchman again

Link Posted: 2/3/2006 8:02:05 AM EDT
HA!
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 8:02:30 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/3/2006 8:02:41 AM EDT by Holland_Gunworks]
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 8:06:17 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 8:16:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Lucidvizion: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Frenchman again
An oldie, but a goodie!
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 8:45:41 AM EDT
YES

thats awesome
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 8:50:18 AM EDT
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