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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:55:37 PM EST
How do you get e-coli? Ingesting what?
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:56:37 PM EST
He's a great piano player, but he sucks on the organ.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:57:17 PM EST
Probably from a shitty restaurant or bad food from the store...

E-coli isn't hard to get...
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:57:24 PM EST
Originally Posted By wingnutx:
He's a great piano player, but he sucks on the organ.


I see what you did there...
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:57:26 PM EST
ATM from his gay lover
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:58:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By rainman:
How do you get e-coli? Ingesting what?

ATM.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:58:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By rainman:
How do you get e-coli? Ingesting what?

Spinach, strawberries, anything from Jack in the Box.


Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:58:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By possum5885:
ATM from his gay lover

This. Gross, Elton.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:00:33 PM EST
Originally Posted By wingnutx:
He's a great piano player, but he sucks on the organ.


Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­ng
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:01:33 PM EST
fuck I think we might be related
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:03:32 PM EST
probably ate a bad weiner
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:04:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2009 3:05:21 PM EST by FACTS]

Originally Posted By wingnutx:
He's a great piano player, but he sucks on the organ.


how long have you been waiting to use that line? hahahhahaahhahaha


he did have some good songs for sure


not him but a good version I think (rocket man)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-oQ––U-WaQ






Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:05:41 PM EST
E-Coli or teh AIDS?
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:07:56 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2009 3:08:12 PM EST by flyfishnepa]


tainted sausage




Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:12:52 PM EST
Originally Posted By flyfishnepa:


tainted sausage







Or just taint period.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:19:53 PM EST
You just can't make this shit up . . .



Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:20:00 PM EST
Must have gotten ahold of some bad meat or something....
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:21:56 PM EST
Originally Posted By rainman:
How do you get e-coli? Ingesting what?

IBTPTL

(In before the poop thread lock.)
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:34:15 PM EST
ATM?
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:37:22 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2009 3:37:44 PM EST by Couch-Commando]
edit. Damn, I suck at reading.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:38:25 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:38:55 PM EST
Tainted tube steak


Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:39:54 PM EST
I bet he ain't feeling the love tonight
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:41:57 PM EST
I can't resist - and I'm surprised this hasn't been posted already

Bad meat in the can.

Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:42:36 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:48:03 PM EST
+=
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:51:00 PM EST
I've had it. Nothing to do with gay anything ... I've never been that sick.

I hope he has a speedy recovery. Poor guy. I wouldn't wish that OR salmonella on my worst enemy.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:52:51 PM EST
Originally Posted By BBossman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTgneLluypg


OHHHHH!!!! A.T.M. Got it.

Oh man, that's there is some sick shit.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:57:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By Girl_Interrupted:
I've had it. Nothing to do with gay anything ... I've never been that sick.

I hope he has a speedy recovery. Poor guy. I wouldn't wish that OR salmonella on my worst enemy.


My best friend got it the beginning of September. He lost a lot of weight real quick. He also said it felt as bad as someone kicking him in the balls every 15 minutes or so.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:57:09 PM EST


Surely Elton John wouldn't be receiving anal creampies from gay lovers with AIDS, now would he?

Surely not.

Nice pix.

John
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:58:43 PM EST
Originally Posted By wingnutx:

Originally Posted By rainman:
How do you get e-coli? Ingesting what?

Spinach, strawberries, anything from Jack in the Box.




Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:00:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By A2cat-man:
Originally Posted By BBossman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTgneLluypg


OHHHHH!!!! A.T.M. Got it.

Oh man, that's there is some sick shit.

Yeah... I guess if your picturing Elton John blowin some dude after ass fuckin, but what about Rosario Dawson blowin YOU after some ass fuckin? Hmm... hmm... hmm...?

Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:02:43 PM EST
Originally Posted By wingnutx:
He's a great piano player, but he sucks on the organ.



LOL
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:08:29 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2009 4:08:38 PM EST by Blake]





Not trying to be a smart ass...just learned to post pictures.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:09:36 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:10:45 PM EST
Originally Posted By wingnutx:
He's a great piano player, but he sucks on the organ.


Oh my.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:21:00 PM EST
Originally Posted By rainman:
How do you get e-coli? Ingesting what?



by having dried up, kibble's and bits where they should not be......

Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:24:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By N1Rampage:
Probably from a shitty restaurant or bad food from the store...

E-coli isn't hard to get...

Actually, you're spot-on.

E. coli comes from fecal contamination in food. To put it simply, you have to eat some shit to get it.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:44:55 PM EST
Packed fudge. that shit is full of E-coli that can't get out so it attacks the host.

Especially bad with nuts in it.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:00:40 PM EST
Originally Posted By rainman:
How do you get e-coli? Ingesting what?


bad food or from performing oral sex on a man who's penis was used in anal sex without washing afterward.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:06:40 PM EST
Originally Posted By Howie_Phelterbush:
Originally Posted By rainman:
How do you get e-coli? Ingesting what?


bad food or from performing oral sex on a man who's penis was used in anal sex without washing afterward.


I'm not used to hearing such a clinical response here.

Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:11:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By Ryderhard:
Packed fudge. that shit is full of E-coli that can't get out so it attacks the host.

Especially bad with nuts in it.


Link Posted: 11/2/2009 6:04:23 PM EST
Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
Originally Posted By wingnutx:
He's a great piano player, but he sucks on the organ.


I see what you did there...


I see it too
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 6:06:50 PM EST
Maybe he just has an impacted colon.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 6:15:04 PM EST
He is always ready for the movers as his shit is always packed.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 6:17:03 PM EST
E coli is nasty stuff. You could get kidnay damage from it. No fun.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 6:23:43 PM EST
Originally Posted By Hollands1:
probably ate a bad weiner




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