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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Elton John Has E-Coli.....Cancels Tour

rainman Joined Nov 2000 Posts 8657 EE Offline WA, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 2:55:37 PM EST How do you get e-coli? Ingesting what?

wingnutx Build Fight Fuck Joined Dec 2005 Posts 7039 EE Offline AZ, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 2:56:37 PM EST He's a great piano player, but he sucks on the organ.
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N1Rampage W.M.B.A.T.T. Joined May 2005 Posts 6873 EE Offline FL, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 2:57:17 PM EST Probably from a shitty restaurant or bad food from the store... E-coli isn't hard to get...
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MagKnightX Joined Jul 2004 Posts 12548 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 2:57:24 PM EST Originally Posted By wingnutx: He's a great piano player, but he sucks on the organ. I see what you did there...

possum5885 in a constant state of confusion Joined Feb 2008 Posts 2138 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 2:57:26 PM EST ATM from his gay lover
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Mazeman Your Ad Here Joined Nov 2005 Posts 10781 EE Offline NH, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 2:58:41 PM EST Originally Posted By rainman: How do you get e-coli? Ingesting what? ATM.
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wingnutx Build Fight Fuck Joined Dec 2005 Posts 7041 EE Offline AZ, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 2:58:47 PM EST Originally Posted By rainman: How do you get e-coli? Ingesting what? Spinach, strawberries, anything from Jack in the Box.
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xaaronx FOKAI! Joined Jul 2008 Posts 5690 EE Offline CA, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 2:58:52 PM EST Originally Posted By possum5885: ATM from his gay lover This. Gross, Elton.
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fatboy79 On the "watch list" Joined Mar 2006 Posts 1453 EE Offline UT, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 3:00:33 PM EST Originally Posted By wingnutx: He's a great piano player, but he sucks on the organ. Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
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LORD-eX-Bu Member Joined Aug 2008 Posts 1927 EE Offline FL, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 3:01:33 PM EST fuck I think we might be related

Hollands1 Joined Mar 2008 Posts 2177 EE Offline WV, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 3:03:32 PM EST probably ate a bad weiner

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[Last Edit: 11/2/2009 3:05:21 PM EST by FACTS]

Originally Posted By wingnutx:
He's a great piano player, but he sucks on the organ.

how long have you been waiting to use that line? hahahhahaahhahaha

he did have some good songs for sure

not him but a good version I think (rocket man)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-oQ––U-WaQ

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Swindle1984 Patriotic Propaganda Minister Joined Oct 2004 Posts 40359 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 3:05:41 PM EST E-Coli or teh AIDS?
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flyfishnepa Joined Oct 2008 Posts 7657 EE Offline PA, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 3:07:56 PM EST [Last Edit: 11/2/2009 3:08:12 PM EST by flyfishnepa] tainted sausage

colklink Joined Dec 2001 Posts 12621 EE Offline WV, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 3:12:52 PM EST Originally Posted By flyfishnepa: tainted sausage Or just taint period.

joe-bananas Endeavor to persevere. Joined Jun 2006 Posts 6640 EE Offline AK, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 3:19:53 PM EST You just can't make this shit up . . .
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gus Stamp Collector Joined Feb 2001 Posts 20271 EE Offline PA, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 3:20:00 PM EST Must have gotten ahold of some bad meat or something....
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tc2k11 Joined Jun 2008 Posts 3420 EE Offline USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 3:21:56 PM EST Originally Posted By rainman: How do you get e-coli? Ingesting what? IBTPTL (In before the poop thread lock.)

A2cat-man Joined Feb 2002 Posts 726 EE Offline AK, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 3:34:15 PM EST ATM?

Couch-Commando Wildcats can kiss my Pitchfork!!! Joined May 2005 Posts 8159 EE Offline AZ, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 3:37:22 PM EST [Last Edit: 11/2/2009 3:37:44 PM EST by Couch-Commando] edit. Damn, I suck at reading.
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BBossman Internet Idiot Joined Nov 2002 Posts 6029 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 3:38:25 PM EST http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTgneLluypg
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whatarippa Bring it Joined Mar 2009 Posts 481 EE Offline MI, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 3:38:55 PM EST Tainted tube steak

cyclone Member Joined Jul 2003 Posts 10933 EE Offline GA, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 3:39:54 PM EST I bet he ain't feeling the love tonight
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RutgersHellfish Member Joined Jan 2009 Posts 115 EE Offline NJ, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 3:41:57 PM EST I can't resist - and I'm surprised this hasn't been posted already Bad meat in the can.

MP15T Member Joined Apr 2007 Posts 1939 EE Offline PA, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 3:42:36 PM EST

Delbaeth Team Member Joined Jan 2009 Posts 245 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 3:48:03 PM EST +=
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Girl_Interrupted I am a woman with a gun. Fear me. Joined Mar 2004 Posts 2377 EE Offline USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 3:51:00 PM EST I've had it. Nothing to do with gay anything ... I've never been that sick. I hope he has a speedy recovery. Poor guy. I wouldn't wish that OR salmonella on my worst enemy.
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A2cat-man Joined Feb 2002 Posts 728 EE Offline AK, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 3:52:51 PM EST Originally Posted By BBossman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTgneLluypg OHHHHH!!!! A.T.M. Got it. Oh man, that's there is some sick shit.

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Originally Posted By Girl_Interrupted:
I've had it. Nothing to do with gay anything ... I've never been that sick.

I hope he has a speedy recovery. Poor guy. I wouldn't wish that OR salmonella on my worst enemy.

My best friend got it the beginning of September. He lost a lot of weight real quick. He also said it felt as bad as someone kicking him in the balls every 15 minutes or so.

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Templar223 Natural Born Infidel Joined Nov 2005 Posts 5916 EE Offline IL, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 3:57:09 PM EST Originally Posted By Delbaeth: http://www.bill-parkinson.co.uk/graphics/elton-john.jpg+http://forbeschocolate.com/images/150_fudgesicles.jpg=http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0323/4311416_200X150.jpg Surely Elton John wouldn't be receiving anal creampies from gay lovers with AIDS, now would he? Surely not. Nice pix. John
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Danner130 Member Joined Jan 2005 Posts 6805 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 3:58:43 PM EST Originally Posted By wingnutx: Originally Posted By rainman: How do you get e-coli? Ingesting what? Spinach, strawberries, anything from Jack in the Box.

BBossman Internet Idiot Joined Nov 2002 Posts 6034 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 4:00:57 PM EST Originally Posted By A2cat-man: Originally Posted By BBossman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTgneLluypg OHHHHH!!!! A.T.M. Got it. Oh man, that's there is some sick shit. Yeah... I guess if your picturing Elton John blowin some dude after ass fuckin, but what about Rosario Dawson blowin YOU after some ass fuckin? Hmm... hmm... hmm...?
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SFENDER Member Joined Sep 2002 Posts 4245 EE Offline USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 4:02:43 PM EST Originally Posted By wingnutx: He's a great piano player, but he sucks on the organ. LOL
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Blake Member Joined Mar 2001 Posts 2619 EE Offline TN, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 4:08:29 PM EST [Last Edit: 11/2/2009 4:08:38 PM EST by Blake] Not trying to be a smart ass...just learned to post pictures.
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N2CH_556 Howdy! Joined Jan 2008 Posts 2531 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 4:09:36 PM EST Originally Posted By Delbaeth: http://www.bill-parkinson.co.uk/graphics/elton-john.jpg+http://forbeschocolate.com/images/150_fudgesicles.jpg=http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0323/4311416_200X150.jpg Symptoms: "....Pale Skin" Best Elton John cover ever: Bennie And The Jets - Biz Markie
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JonnyVain Joined Jun 2009 Posts 1322 EE Offline OH, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 4:10:45 PM EST Originally Posted By wingnutx: He's a great piano player, but he sucks on the organ. Oh my.

MTUSA American History, the forgotten, untold truth... Joined Oct 2002 Posts 10297 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 4:21:00 PM EST Originally Posted By rainman: How do you get e-coli? Ingesting what? by having dried up, kibble's and bits where they should not be......
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GarandM1 "Help, help, I'm being repressed!" Joined Apr 2007 Posts 10772 EE Offline HND	Posted: 11/2/2009 4:24:08 PM EST Originally Posted By N1Rampage: Probably from a shitty restaurant or bad food from the store... E-coli isn't hard to get... Actually, you're spot-on. E. coli comes from fecal contamination in food. To put it simply, you have to eat some shit to get it.
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Ryderhard Joined Apr 2009 Posts 1346 EE Offline FL, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 4:44:55 PM EST Packed fudge. that shit is full of E-coli that can't get out so it attacks the host. Especially bad with nuts in it.

Howie_Phelterbush Joined Feb 2009 Posts 680 EE Offline USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 5:00:40 PM EST Originally Posted By rainman: How do you get e-coli? Ingesting what? bad food or from performing oral sex on a man who's penis was used in anal sex without washing afterward.

rainman Joined Nov 2000 Posts 8658 EE Offline WA, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 5:06:40 PM EST Originally Posted By Howie_Phelterbush: Originally Posted By rainman: How do you get e-coli? Ingesting what? bad food or from performing oral sex on a man who's penis was used in anal sex without washing afterward. I'm not used to hearing such a clinical response here.

Brassoe Member Joined May 2001 Posts 374 EE Offline IA, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 5:11:09 PM EST Originally Posted By Ryderhard: Packed fudge. that shit is full of E-coli that can't get out so it attacks the host. Especially bad with nuts in it.

bob200587 Joined Jun 2008 Posts 470 EE Offline TN, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 6:04:23 PM EST Originally Posted By MagKnightX: Originally Posted By wingnutx: He's a great piano player, but he sucks on the organ. I see what you did there... I see it too

Stove_Pipe M855 Apologist Joined Jun 2003 Posts 5800 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 6:06:50 PM EST Maybe he just has an impacted colon.
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Keith_J Veteran of Reagan Era Joined Jan 2001 Posts 43771 EE Offline USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 6:15:04 PM EST He is always ready for the movers as his shit is always packed.
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warlord Joined Dec 2000 Posts 39645 EE Offline CA, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 6:17:03 PM EST E coli is nasty stuff. You could get kidnay damage from it. No fun.

cjk Member Joined Jan 2006 Posts 779 EE Offline WI, USA	Posted: 11/2/2009 6:23:43 PM EST Originally Posted By Hollands1: probably ate a bad weiner

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