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Posted: 10/12/2004 12:15:18 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/12/2004 12:15:42 AM EST by Confederate]
I dont speak Spanish very well, how do I tell the cleanup crew here at work to mop the computer room floor?...
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 12:17:07 AM EST
Better remember what they say back, so you can post here and see if they cussed you
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 12:19:06 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/12/2004 12:20:14 AM EST by Gunslinger808]
Trapea el piso en el quarto de los computadores.

Or just point at the floor and yell at them, either way.
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 12:20:59 AM EST
Yo chingo sus madres.

It's a shorter version.
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 12:21:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By Gunslinger808:
Trapea el piso en el quarto de los computadores.

Or just point at the floor and yell at them, either way.

Thanks, I think I'll just go with the old point and yell...
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 12:23:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
Yo chingo sus madres.

It's a shorter version.



Ya tell them that, and they will mop the floor, but with you.
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 12:24:55 AM EST
This question should not have to be asked.

And I dont mean we should know spanish
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 12:28:15 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/12/2004 12:32:50 AM EST by Noname]
Aljofife el piso y sus olores de la madre como una cabra...

PS---Since they be 'Bama-icans be sure to use a Southern Spanish accent....!
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 12:37:01 AM EST
Just be sure they don't set off your ultra expensive to recharge fire supression system. (If you have one)
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 12:38:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By Chickenspigscows:
Just be sure they don't set off your ultra expensive to recharge fire supression system. (If you have one)




Halon fun stuff.
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 12:42:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By Chickenspigscows:
Just be sure they don't set off your ultra expensive to recharge fire supression system. (If you have one)

The Halon system went off on me last Spring, scared the shit out of me, made on Hell of a mess, ceiling panels blown out, paper everywhere, I got a nice buzz from the lack of oxygen..
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 1:05:03 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/12/2004 1:05:38 AM EST by smokycity]
Spill something on the floor while they are there. Then point and do the mime thing like you are mopping.
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 1:08:56 AM EST
Please mop my floor = aljofife por favor mi piso
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 1:30:42 AM EST
MOP THE FUCKING FLOOR por favor,,mi amigo's...
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 1:52:19 AM EST
Just say MOP THE FLOOR really really loud and slow?
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 2:36:36 AM EST
"Yo tengo un arma de fuego! MOP THE DAMN FLOOR! Gracias."

Kharn
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 2:42:45 AM EST
Chupa mi verga. "Suck my d*%k". You may here this in response.Just show them what you want. No big deal.
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 2:44:03 AM EST
Oh yeah, It was supposed to be hear not here. It's early and I stayed up late last night .
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 2:49:49 AM EST
Do you want them to have water around computers? Los comperdoias el toste. I took 10 years of spanish, can you tell?
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 3:13:31 AM EST

Originally Posted By Kharn:
"Yo tengo un arma de fuego! MOP THE DAMN FLOOR! Gracias."

Kharn



This is my favorite.

Mapea (trapea, depending on what they use in MX for mop), el piso, por favor.

Mah-pay-ah el pee-soh, por fah-vor.
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 3:19:20 AM EST
piso sucio usted putas
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 3:37:49 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 3:57:25 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 4:02:15 AM EST
i actually knew someone who thought if he spoke loud and slow they would understand him better.

" El mopo the flooro" .. i about fell out of my chair.


J
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 4:07:40 AM EST
"Mop the floor or I'll call INS."
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 4:09:51 AM EST
¡Deseo 3 tacos de pollo y un coque, ahora!
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 4:16:57 AM EST

Ooops, I thought this was a thread on Mexican Wrestling
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 4:55:49 AM EST
Me too...

That "El Ass-O Wipe-O" is DA MAN!
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 8:38:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sandguard:
Just say MOP THE FLOOR really really loud and slow?



Everything translates when you say it loud and slow like a retard. It's the American way.



S.O.
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 8:43:29 PM EST
OMG ahhahahahahhahahaha "Mop the floor or I'll call INS."
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 10:15:49 PM EST
Of course, that "Señor Bag Of Crap" is no slouch in the ring, either!
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