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Posted: 10/2/2014 10:54:04 AM EST
So one of the Ebola patients was flown in Sunday to the facility my wife works in. I expect I'll have the ebolas any day now.

What round for bleeding out of every orifice?
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 10:54:55 AM EST
Me!



Link Posted: 10/2/2014 10:55:39 AM EST
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Caveat, once I start showing symptoms I am gonna lick all my stuff.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 10:59:15 AM EST
Originally Posted By madmike66:
So one of the Ebola patients was flown in Sunday to the facility my wife works in. I expect I'll have the ebolas any day now.

What round for bleeding out of every orifice?
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Fire.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 11:00:47 AM EST
Cosmoline prevents Ebola
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 11:04:57 AM EST
Dibs on all your ammo
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 11:05:08 AM EST
5.56
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 11:05:40 AM EST
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Cosmoline prevents Ebola
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Particularly as a sexual lubricant.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 11:06:21 AM EST
first
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 11:06:33 AM EST
I'd be lubing with purell before coitus tonight .
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 11:07:37 AM EST
can I have your drums?

Could make a pretty penny off of that...
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 11:18:16 AM EST
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Originally Posted By madmike66:


Caveat, once I start showing symptoms I am gonna lick all my stuff.
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Originally Posted By madmike66:
Originally Posted By fighter443:
Me!






Caveat, once I start showing symptoms I am gonna lick all my stuff.


Its okay, I know a lot about sterilization procedures. Give it to me!
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 11:26:32 AM EST
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Originally Posted By madmike66:


Caveat, once I start showing symptoms I am gonna lick all my stuff.
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Originally Posted By madmike66:
Originally Posted By fighter443:
Me!






Caveat, once I start showing symptoms I am gonna lick all my stuff.


It's OK, I will just take it to Canada and boil it.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 11:27:35 AM EST
Eject the wife! Easy to replace.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 11:33:57 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Silver_Surfer:
Eject the wife! Easy to replace.
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Sex is still possible, with the right precautions.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 11:45:58 AM EST
OP is already dead.


Damn that shit is moving fast now
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 11:49:51 AM EST
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Originally Posted By GIR-101:
OP is already dead.


Damn that shit is moving fast now
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It was painful, but I got the African zombie strain, so I'm back. Braaaaaiiinnnssss.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 11:49:55 AM EST

His name was "madmike66".

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