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Posted: 10/14/2004 6:14:57 PM EDT
If you have any friends who plan on voting for John Kerry, you need to alert them to this Ebay auction.

Considering the amount of time left until the election, they will want to bid early and often, (just like they plan on voting).

Link Posted: 10/14/2004 6:15:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By faris:
If you have any friends who plan on voting for John Kerry, you need to alert them to this Ebay auction.

Considering the amount of time left until the election, they will want to bid early and often, (just like they plan on voting).


Link Posted: 10/14/2004 6:20:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/14/2004 6:23:49 PM EDT by 2A373]
Aluminum Foil Hat & info for John Kerry Supporters Item number: 5526897986

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Price: US $2.00 (immediate payment required)

Time left: 6 days 16 hours
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Ends Oct-21-04 12:12:51 PDT
Start time: Oct-11-04 12:12:51 PDT
Quantity: 1000 available
History: Purchases
Item location: Missoula, Montana
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Description (revised)

(not actual size. Some reassembly might be required. Head/brain not included).

100% natural ALUMINUM construction for increased flexability over enlarged heads!

Act now! All procceds will be donated to BOND Brotherhood Organization of A New Destiny.

What’s the frequency Kenneth? Want to disrupt those brain-altering, lie-filled proton waves beamed straight from DNC? Then this item is for you! This item will deflect the waves that cause you to think:

*George Bush wants a draft even though the only people who voted for the draft bill were two democrats (the bill pushed by Charles Rangle D. NY)

*George Bush eats babies

*Republicans are racists, especially when they want to provide school vouchers so minorities can go to “white” schools. And they try to fool you by not supporting the only ex-(censored for EBay rules!) member in the Senate, Robert Byrd (WV).

*John Kerry has a position and is sticking to it.

*The U.S. Government must provide health care. After all, the average “poverty” level family must spend money on necessities such as a car (70%), two or more cars (27%) a home (41% median value being 70% of American households; 2% of these households being “overcrowded” at 1.5 persons/room), air conditioning (67%), microwaves (66%), more than one TV (49%), one TV (73%), cable (46%) and cell phones (54%).

*There is no media bias.

*We need more gun laws but shouldn’t enforce the current laws.

*If the CIA gives the President the wrong information only he lied. We can’t expect John Kerry, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Bob Graham, Carl Levin, Al Gore, Ted Kennedy, Robert Boyd, Jay Rockefeller, Henry Waxman and many more who supported invading Iraq to know they were given wrong information.

*Halliburton is evil and unjust except when Bill Clinton gave them contracts. After all, just because Richard Cheney donated his stock options and is getting deferred payments he must still be ripping us off somewhere.

*Enron was Bush’s fault. Never mind that for eight years Bill Clinton turned his back. First year in office, Bush must have conspired to catch them in the act for their financial gain.

*The Constitution actually meant freedom FROM religion, not OF.

*Unions don’t raise the cost of production to the point of exhaustion. It is cheaper to send the ore and water and produce steel across the globe because those other countries are unfair. They refuse to pay people $60 an hour!

*The economy is so bad that liberals donated over $300 million to 527 organizations in 2004 ALONE. I know that it is hard to read so that is $300,000,000.

*John Kerry is for _________ (check in later this week)

****AND MUCH MORE! ****

James Carville has tried over 5 (disclaimer- no actual hair loss can be attributed to these hats)! Michael Moore bought two but wears them as a bra! And speaking of Michael Moore….

Included with your trusty deflector cap is an outlined copy of

Fifty-nine Deceits in Fahrenheit 9/11

By Dave Kopel


A run down of the great books BIAS by Bernard Goldberg and SCAM by the Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson.

After wearing this cap 24/7 you might come to the conclusions of:
*Women have a right …. To choose political parties.

*Maybe working IS better than collecting welfare.

*Hand outs are not the same and lending a hand.

*Facts are useful.

****AND MUCH MORE! ****


No actual liberals were harmed in the making of these items. All harassment will be processed through EBay to the full extent of their rules and the law. All negative emails will be laughed at by a fat man who will still find you stupid. You kill it you eat it. This product does not endorse any specific candidate but then again neither do 527's and they are messed up as well. No, I do not have a job, am not "special", While supplies last.

Who here posted this ad?????????????????

Link Posted: 10/14/2004 6:23:29 PM EDT
That is fucking awesome
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 8:20:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 8:38:41 PM EDT
Now that's funny, original, and most of all, true.
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