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Posted: 9/16/2009 12:31:26 PM EST
http://www.spike.com/blog/eagles-cut-dude/86765


In order to make room for a convicted felon whose last completed pass came in the shower room at Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary while serving two years for creating an interstate dog fighting ring, the Philadelphia Eagles have cut Hank Baskett – the only NFL player who has more television credits on E! than career touchdown receptions.

Though head coach Andy Reid hasn’t addressed how he plans on replacing Baskett’s staggering one reception per game career average, the team is presumably upset that they will no longer be known for both losing NFC Championships and dating Hugh Hefner’s leftovers.

Baskett’s wife, Kendra Wilkinson (who looks to be about 16 months pregnant these days), has yet to Twitter, Facebook, or contact Perez Hilton about the subject, but could look to her former co-workers for support, now that she’s officially become a pregnant former Playboy playmate dating an unemployed guy from New Mexico.










Link Posted: 9/16/2009 12:33:42 PM EST
Tkat chick is fine as hell, but I don't think I could stand to be in the same room with her for anything except sex. I can't imagine having a conversation with her goofy ass.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 12:35:52 PM EST
Originally Posted By krpind:
Tkat chick is fine as hell, but I don't think I could stand to be in the same room with her for anything except sex. I can't imagine having a conversation with her goofy ass.


Word.

Also, someone needs to let her know that she has no ass because with the way she talks about it...
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 12:39:23 PM EST
Damn and he just bought a nice house for both of them got her knocked up and now his paycheck is going bye bye. I bet she leaves him for another football player soon...
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 12:41:13 PM EST
Originally Posted By krpind:
Tkat chick is fine as hell, but I don't think I could stand to be in the same room with her for anything except sex. I can't imagine having a conversation with her goofy ass.


I think I could manage a conversation with her. If she were interested in me? Yeah, no question about it. I'd put up with the silly questions and remarks.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 12:41:49 PM EST
Wow. I give the marriage a year.

I love Kendra, but she's a gold digger who just wants to be married to an NFL player. I don't know that Hank is going to be that much longer.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 12:43:59 PM EST
Vick sucks he should still be in prison,and should never be able to play football !!!
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 12:44:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By badhand1:
Vick sucks he should still be in prison,and should never be able to play football !!!

THIS!!
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 12:44:39 PM EST
Originally Posted By krpind:
Tkat chick is fine as hell, but I don't think I could stand to be in the same room with her for anything except sex. I can't imagine having a conversation with her goofy ass.


I don't even think I could bone her. She is so aggressively stupid, just being in the same zip code would probably sap my will to live.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 12:57:13 PM EST
Originally Posted By badhand1:
Vick sucks he should still be in prison,and should never be able to play football !!!



Link Posted: 9/16/2009 1:05:38 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/16/2009 1:10:02 PM EST by stockshift]
Guys, the Eagles had SEVEN wide receivers on the payroll. It made sense for the Birds to cut one. Baskett may not have been the worst but the others have their uses –– either as players (e.g. DeShawn Jackson), or for trade bait (e.g. Reggie Brown).

Further, I have no idea why the Eagles are going to do with FOUR QBs on the roster. McNabb, Kolb, Vick and now Jeff Garcia. Unless McNabb's injury is worse than we originally thought and they put him on IR for the year there is no reason to carry that many QBs.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 1:08:24 PM EST
The Eagles will be glad they got Vick. But not as a QB. Just watch. Remember the Falcons gave away Brett Favre many years ago.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 1:11:23 PM EST
WOW I thought the other two chicks were hotter. She was just irritating to listen to also.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 1:12:02 PM EST
Originally Posted By krpind:
Tkat chick is fine as hell, but I don't think I could stand to be in the same room with her for anything except sex. I can't imagine having a conversation with her goofy ass.


She is dumber than a box of rocks.
Her laugh is annoying as hell
She isn't that good looking.
She does however have nice silicone titties.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 1:13:09 PM EST
Originally Posted By stockshift:
Guys, the Eagles had SEVEN wide receivers on the payroll. It made sense for the Birds to cut one. Baskett may not have been the worst but the others have their uses –– either as players (e.g. DeShawn Jackson), or for trade bait (e.g. Reggie Brown).

Further, I have no idea why the Eagles are going to do with FOUR QBs on the roster. McNabb, Kolb, Vick and now Jeff Garcia. Unless McNabb's injury is worse than we originally thought and they put him on IR for the year there is no reason to carry that many QBs.


Right now it makes sense for them to have that many QB's ....

1. Vick is suspended
2. McNabb has a broken rib

When Vicks suspension is up and if McNabb is fine then they can get rid of Kolb or Garcia...I think they wasted a 2nd rnd pick on Kolb.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 1:17:11 PM EST
In before someone says that she's ugly or they wouldn't fuck her. Damn, too late.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 1:21:09 PM EST
Originally Posted By whey8:
Originally Posted By stockshift:
Guys, the Eagles had SEVEN wide receivers on the payroll. It made sense for the Birds to cut one. Baskett may not have been the worst but the others have their uses –– either as players (e.g. DeShawn Jackson), or for trade bait (e.g. Reggie Brown).

Further, I have no idea why the Eagles are going to do with FOUR QBs on the roster. McNabb, Kolb, Vick and now Jeff Garcia. Unless McNabb's injury is worse than we originally thought and they put him on IR for the year there is no reason to carry that many QBs.


Right now it makes sense for them to have that many QB's ....

1. Vick is suspended
2. McNabb has a broken rib

When Vicks suspension is up and he proves he can still play and if McNabb is fine then they can get rid of Kolb or Garcia...I think they wasted a 2nd rnd pick on Kolb.


Link Posted: 9/16/2009 1:25:08 PM EST
The Dude Nailing Kendra Wilkinson


How humiliating! What a lack of an identity! The "Unknown Comedian"!!

Reminds me how they used to refer to Morgan Fairchild - "The Face Above The Tits"





Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:16:27 AM EST
Originally Posted By whey8:
Originally Posted By stockshift:
Guys, the Eagles had SEVEN wide receivers on the payroll. It made sense for the Birds to cut one. Baskett may not have been the worst but the others have their uses –– either as players (e.g. DeShawn Jackson), or for trade bait (e.g. Reggie Brown).

Further, I have no idea why the Eagles are going to do with FOUR QBs on the roster. McNabb, Kolb, Vick and now Jeff Garcia. Unless McNabb's injury is worse than we originally thought and they put him on IR for the year there is no reason to carry that many QBs.


Right now it makes sense for them to have that many QB's ....

1. Vick is suspended
2. McNabb has a broken rib

When Vicks suspension is up and if McNabb is fine then they can get rid of Kolb or Garcia...I think they wasted a 2nd rnd pick on Kolb.


Vick's suspension would have been up in Week 3 (one week). I can't see them getting rid of Kolb ... high 2nd round pick and 3 years on the team. If they cut him then that would be Andy Reid admitting he made a mistake, and he never does that. Anyway, none of the QBs listed (except Kolb) are the "QB of the future" when McNabb outlives his usefulness. Garcia is 39 and Vick is already in his 30s. We'll see Kolb under center on Sunday vs the Saints.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:23:06 AM EST
You guys are slacking!

<yoda>Without pics, this thread, worthless is!</yoda>



Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:23:42 AM EST
What id Vick kbreaks his arm in his first game of the season...
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:26:28 AM EST
Originally Posted By Torqued:
You guys are slacking!

<yoda>Without pics, this thread, worthless is!</yoda>

http://www.splendicity.com/snarkstress/files/2008/07/kendra-wilkinson_nc.jpg

http://www.phatguru.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kendra_wilkinson.jpg



goooooooofy!
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 7:45:12 AM EST
Baskett signed with the Colts, so she'll hang on to him for a while yet.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 7:55:29 AM EST
Originally Posted By ae1:
Originally Posted By krpind:
Tkat chick is fine as hell, but I don't think I could stand to be in the same room with her for anything except sex. I can't imagine having a conversation with her goofy ass.


I think I could manage a conversation with her. If she were interested in me? Yeah, no question about it. I'd put up with the silly questions and remarks.


"Ya know hon, I'm really concerned about cancer. Maybe we should really look into daily home exams, just to be safe."
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