A couple of years ago, me and one of my buddies were out in the woods shooting and decided to set up a 1 lb propane canister and shoot at it. Well, we get down in this trench and take aim with his Hi-Point 9mm Carbine (Terrible pistols, but decent cheap plinker carbine). When that 9mm round hit that canister, there was a HUGE cloud of white propane gas...but no canister, we walked all over for about 300 yards in all directions-nothing...I Almost won a Darwin Award that day, I ran into the cloud looking for the canister, reached in my pocket, grabbed a cigarette and my lighter, put the cigarette in my mouth and as I reached up to light it, I realized that I was about to pull one of the dumbest stunts ever....so there's my story...I'm sure I can't be the dumbest person on here...we all have bouts of retard rage......lets hear em!!!!

must have been the yank still in you

Can't top that one.

Edit: actually... i can come pretty close, but I aint tellin'

Quoted: A couple of years ago, me and one of my buddies were out in the woods shooting and decided to set up a 1 lb propane canister and shoot at it. Well, we get down in this trench and take aim with his Hi-Point 9mm Carbine (Terrible pistols, but decent cheap plinker carbine). When that 9mm round hit that canister, there was a HUGE cloud of white propane gas...but no canister, we walked all over for about 300 yards in all directions-nothing...I Almost won a Darwin Award that day, I ran into the cloud looking for the canister, reached in my pocket, grabbed a cigarette and my lighter, put the cigarette in my mouth and as I reached up to light it, I realized that I was about to pull one of the dumbest stunts ever....so there's my story...I'm sure I can't be the dumbest person on here...we all have bouts of retard rage......lets hear em!!!!

You are a dumbass....

Quoted: A couple of years ago, me and one of my buddies were out in the woods shooting and decided to set up a 1 lb propane canister and shoot at it. Well, we get down in this trench and take aim with his Hi-Point 9mm Carbine (Terrible pistols, but decent cheap plinker carbine). When that 9mm round hit that canister, there was a HUGE cloud of white propane gas...but no canister, we walked all over for about 300 yards in all directions-nothing...I Almost won a Darwin Award that day, I ran into the cloud looking for the canister, reached in my pocket, grabbed a cigarette and my lighter, put the cigarette in my mouth and as I reached up to light it, I realized that I was about to pull one of the dumbest stunts ever....so there's my story...I'm sure I can't be the dumbest person on here...we all have bouts of retard rage......lets hear em!!!!

You're pretty damn close.

Somethings you should just keep to yourself.

I have shot tons of propane tanks, but they tend to be empty when I do.

That brings to mind this quote by a great man:

"If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident. "

Quoted: must have been the yank still in you

I take offense to that.

Shooting the other day and a couple yards over someone else is shooting.  I keep hearing really fast odd sounding double taps. Like FA fast.  Wierd.  I finally look over and this retard is shooting shotgun and rifle shells in the primer from 5 feet away.

Quoted: That brings to mind this quote by a great man: "If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident. "

ZOOLANDER is a terrible egoogelizer