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Posted: 6/30/2015 3:00:21 PM EDT
Judge doesn't like it.    

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Link Posted: 6/30/2015 3:01:03 PM EDT
Was it Kilo G?

Watch out for Suzie.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 3:01:47 PM EDT
Judge was lucky.


Two Days Later In Municipal Court
Kilo G On Trial Cold Cut A Fart
Obstruction Of The Court Said The Judge
On A Six Year Sentence, Ma Man Didnt Budge
Baliff Came Over To Turn Him In
Kilo G Looked Up And Gave A Grin
He Yelled Out Fire, Then Came Suzie
The Bitch Came In With A Sub-Machine Uzi
Police Shot The Bitch But They Didnt Hurt Her
Both Upstate For Attempted Murder
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 3:01:57 PM EDT
He doesn't seem like the kind of guy that makes smart decisions.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 3:02:25 PM EDT
LOL
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 3:02:46 PM EDT
judge sounds like a fag, probably likes the smell of man ass
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Link Posted: 6/30/2015 3:03:56 PM EDT
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judge sounds like a fag, probably likes the smell of man ass
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Link Posted: 6/30/2015 3:05:07 PM EDT
Sorry your honor that jail food has been fucking me up!!
I was going to run out to the restroom real quick but you know....
<holds hands in air>
.... Shackles.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 3:06:25 PM EDT
Jail food makes you do that.  
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 3:07:38 PM EDT
Poor Aimless has to smell convict farts all day.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 3:07:40 PM EDT
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Judge was lucky.


Two Days Later In Municipal Court
Kilo G On Trial Cold Cut A Fart
Obstruction Of The Court Said The Judge
On A Six Year Sentence, Ma Man Didnt Budge
Baliff Came Over To Turn Him In
Kilo G Looked Up And Gave A Grin
He Yelled Out Fire, Then Came Suzie
The Bitch Came In With A Sub-Machine Uzi
Police Shot The Bitch But They Didnt Hurt Her
Both Upstate For Attempted Murder
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First two posts Eazy-E references... there's hope for GD yet.  
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 3:07:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 3:11:21 PM EDT
Had a jury trial once where a member of the jury had a real problem and farted off and on throughout the trial.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 3:15:24 PM EDT
can the court reporter please read that back?
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 3:22:03 PM EDT
Obviously he hasn't been in that long.
A little while longer and no one would have known.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 3:23:25 PM EDT

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Judge was lucky.





Two Days Later In Municipal Court

Kilo G On Trial Cold Cut A Fart

Obstruction Of The Court Said The Judge

On A Six Year Sentence, Ma Man Didnt Budge

Baliff Came Over To Turn Him In

Kilo G Looked Up And Gave A Grin

He Yelled Out Fire, Then Came Suzie

The Bitch Came In With A Sub-Machine Uzi

Police Shot The Bitch But They Didnt Hurt Her

Both Upstate For Attempted Murder
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LULZ was thinking that too



 
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 3:24:28 PM EDT
Jeez.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 3:26:31 PM EDT
Farting in court is banned?
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 3:31:49 PM EDT
Farting inmate/convict probably isnt the worst smell in the courtroom...
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 3:35:02 PM EDT

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Judge was lucky.





Two Days Later In Municipal Court

Kilo G On Trial Cold Cut A Fart

Obstruction Of The Court Said The Judge

On A Six Year Sentence, Ma Man Didnt Budge

Baliff Came Over To Turn Him In

Kilo G Looked Up And Gave A Grin

He Yelled Out Fire, Then Came Suzie

The Bitch Came In With A Sub-Machine Uzi

Police Shot The Bitch But They Didnt Hurt Her

Both Upstate For Attempted Murder
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Link Posted: 6/30/2015 3:39:19 PM EDT
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Jail food makes you do that.  
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And not having any more sphincter control.......
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 3:52:34 PM EDT
The guy standing in front of the Judge is saying to himself, don't miss him off.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 3:54:45 PM EDT
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The guy standing in front of the Judge is saying to himself, don't miss him off.
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I don't think he is saying that at all.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 4:00:51 PM EDT
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can the court reporter please read that back?
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ROFL
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 4:05:40 PM EDT
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Judge was lucky.


Two Days Later In Municipal Court
Kilo G On Trial Cold Cut A Fart
Obstruction Of The Court Said The Judge
On A Six Year Sentence, Ma Man Didnt Budge
Baliff Came Over To Turn Him In
Kilo G Looked Up And Gave A Grin
He Yelled Out Fire, Then Came Suzie
The Bitch Came In With A Sub-Machine Uzi
Police Shot The Bitch But They Didnt Hurt Her
Both Upstate For Attempted Murder
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Real muthafuckin g
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 4:09:43 PM EDT
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Judge was lucky.


Two Days Later In Municipal Court
Kilo G On Trial Cold Cut A Fart
Obstruction Of The Court Said The Judge
On A Six Year Sentence, Ma Man Didnt Budge
Baliff Came Over To Turn Him In
Kilo G Looked Up And Gave A Grin
He Yelled Out Fire, Then Came Suzie
The Bitch Came In With A Sub-Machine Uzi
Police Shot The Bitch But They Didnt Hurt Her
Both Upstate For Attempted Murder
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Link Posted: 6/30/2015 4:12:26 PM EDT
The boys in cell block B will take care of that for him.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 4:17:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 4:18:32 PM EDT
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Was it Kilo G?

Watch out for Suzie.
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Link Posted: 6/30/2015 4:19:26 PM EDT
This is now an Eazy motherfucking E thread





He was once a thug from around the way, Eazy
But you should, bitch, shut the fuck up
Get the fuck outta here, yo, Trey
Wassup? Gimme a funky ass bassline

What the fuck is up in the place to be?
Comin' on the mic is Eazy muthafuckin' E
Trey is on the beat, Yellow's on the cut
So listen up close, while we rip shit up

Well, I'm Eazy-E, I got bitches galore
You may have a lot of bitches but I got much more
Wit my super duper group comin' out to shoot
Eazy-E, muthafukas, cold knockin' the boots

'Cause I'm a hip hop thugster, I used to be a mugster
If you heard Compton, you think I own a drugstore
Gettin' stupid because I know how
An' if a sucker talks shit, I give him a

8 ball sippin', the bitches are flippin'
Slow down, I hit a dippin', continue my trippin'
Hittin' my switches, collect from my bitches
The money that I make so I can add to my riches

Fill my stash box an' start rubbin' my gat
Feelin' good as hell because my pockets are fat
A hardcore villian, cold roamin' the streets
An' wit a homie like Dre just supplyin' the beats

Because I'm a gansta havin' fun
Never leave the pad without packin' a gun
Hittin' hard as fuck, I make you ask what was it
Boy you should have known by now, Eazy duz it

I was knockin' muthafukas out
What's your name boy? Funky, fresh Eazy-E
Kick, kick that shit
Where you from fool? Compton, yea

Rollin' through the hood, cold tearin' shit up
Stick my head out the window an' I say, What's up?
To the niggaz on the corner cold bumpin' the box
But you know that's an alibi for slangin' the rocks

A dice game started so I said, What the fuck?
So I put my shit in park an' had to try my luck
Hard to roll wit my bitch jockin' 24 7
Rolled them muthafukas, ate 'em up, hit 11

Got another point, I made a ten a fo'
Was takin' niggaz money an' was itchin' for mo'
Laughin' in their faces an' said you're all makin' me rich
Then one punk got jealous, cold slapped my bitch

He pulled out his gat, I knew he wouldn't last
So I said to myself, Homeboy, you better think fast
He shot, then I shot
As you can see, I cold broke his ass

Because I'm a gansta havin' fun
Never leave the pad without packin' a gun
Hittin' hard as fuck, I make you ask what was it
Boy you should have known by now, Eazy duz it

Wait a minute, wait a minute, who does it?
Muthafuckin' Eazy duz it, but how does he do it?
Eazy duz it do it eazy, that's what I'm doin'
Stop, man, whatcha gonna do now?

Now I'm a break it down just to tell a little story
Straight out the box, from the gangsta category
About a sucker, a sucker muthafucka
He's addicted, he's a smoker but in Compton called a clucker

He used to have a house car an' golden rings
But the cooky, cooky crack took all those things
He must of been starvin' 'cause he broke in my house
Caught the nigga on the street an' straight took his ass out

Now I wanted for a murder that I had to commit
Yea, I went to jail, but that wasn't shit
Got to the station about a quarter of nine
Called my bitch to get me out 'cause I was down for mine

The bitch was a trip cold hung up the phone
Now my only phone call was in the gankin' zone
All the things I did for her like keepin' her rich
I swear when I get out, I'm gonna kill the bitch

Well by now you should know it was just my luck
The bailiff of the station was a neighborhood cluck
I looked him straight in the eye an' said, What's up?
An' said let's make a deal, you know I'll do you up

Now back on the streets an' my records are clean
I creeped on my bitch wit my Uzi machine
Went to the house an' kicked down the door
Unloaded like hell, cold smoked the ho

Because I'm a gansta havin' fun
Never leave the pad without packin' a gun
Hittin' hard as fuck, I make you ask what was it
Boy you should have known by now, Eazy duz it

From around the way, born in '73
Hardcore B boy named Eazy-E
It's '88 now, '73's obsolete
A nigga wit a serious ass attitude an' 100% street

An' if you all wanna hear some more
In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother
Word to the muthafuka



Read more: Eazy E - Eazy Duz It Lyrics | MetroLyrics
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 4:21:10 PM EDT
Probably an inside joke or dare that was set before court started.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 4:21:57 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/30/2015 4:25:43 PM EDT



I bet that didn't affect his sentencing at all.

Nope. I bet the Judge completely set that aside when it came time to deal with the man.


Link Posted: 6/30/2015 4:27:50 PM EDT
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Watch out for Suzie.
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GD is always on it hahahah
I'm going to have to go see the NWA movie, just not opening night or a weekend
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 4:31:30 PM EDT
A prisoner's tale
Of life at the county jail
Uncontrolled bowels

A stinky dumper,
In his bright orange jumper.
Thug life, like a boss.

The courtroom panicked
Clerk puked, reporter chokes
Judge says "Really?"

Stupid, stupid man
For vagrancy you now get
Life without parole
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