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Posted: 5/6/2004 6:04:06 AM EST
It was her gynecologist Bastard!
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:05:12 AM EST
You didnt say what he touched it with?
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:06:39 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:07:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By Aimless:
puddy?



He meant to say "Her Hot and Tasty"
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:08:07 AM EST
Not her holiest of holy's?
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:08:12 AM EST
Well, since he wasn't talking about his cat, you would have locked it up tight, Penguin Man.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:09:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By Dolomite:
Not her holiest of holy's?



That would be if she went to the Proctologist.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:10:17 AM EST
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Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:14:38 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/6/2004 6:17:23 AM EST by threefiftynone]
It matters not. That wound will never heal.

"Looks like she got hit with a broadaxe, Captain"

Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:16:18 AM EST
Oooooo... he taw her puddy tat.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:17:07 AM EST
Just because he's a doctor doesn't mean he didn't enjoy it.

Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:17:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By osprey21:
Oooooo... he taw her puddy tat.



Now, wait a minute - he said nothing of ink in that region.

(I so DO NOT want to know if there is or isn't.)
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:18:14 AM EST
he gets paid to admire pie

oh yeah

+1 ibtl
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:23:17 AM EST
You have to wonder about a guy who goes into that line of work.



It's not like you can only accept hot women as patients, right?


I wonder how many times he's got to prod around in a 400 lb welfare queen with a yeast infection.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:32:58 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/6/2004 6:33:47 AM EST by Brisk322]

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
I wonder how many times he's got to prod around in a 400 lb welfare queen with a yeast infection.



Reason number 1 why I'm glad I'm not in that line of work.

I feel sorry for the wives of these doctors. They get home from a long day of work, Mrs. OB/GYN feels a little frisky, and Dr. says, "Oh, please, not now honey, I just got home."

Oh, yeah. IBTL.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:55:51 AM EST
I'd hit it!
Then I'd


Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
I wonder how many times he's got to prod around in a 400 lb welfare queen with a yeast infection.

Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:57:55 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/6/2004 6:58:33 AM EST by Brisk322]
Perhaps he touched the other kind with his car, like this...




Edit:
Why yes, it is another excuse to post this pic.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 7:04:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
You have to wonder about a guy who goes into that line of work.



It's not like you can only accept hot women as patients, right?


I wonder how many times he's got to prod around in a 400 lb welfare queen with a yeast infection.



nasty just nasty
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 7:05:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By hielo:

Originally Posted By Dolomite:
Not her holiest of holy's?



That would be if she went to the Proctologist.



Actually, OB/GYN's do perform a rectal exam. Kind of like men and prostate exams.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 7:11:20 AM EST
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[Last Edit: 5/6/2004 7:12:57 AM EST by fight4yourrights]

Originally Posted By keltoid:

It was her gynecologist Bastard!




.........and you felt the need to SHARE this with the ARFCOM community.........WHY?
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 7:13:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By P806:
img1.photobucket.com/albums/v40/snake806/lockcrock.jpg



That's the first IBTL that made me LOL. I'll have to hang on to that pic.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 7:14:55 AM EST
Never mix business with pleasure. I will admit that I'd like to be one of those radiologists that gets to squeeze boobies in the x-ray machine though...
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 7:23:24 AM EST
What got locked?
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 7:25:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By keltoid:
It was her gynecologist Bastard!



And you thought she didn't put out...

SGtar15
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 7:29:47 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/6/2004 7:31:57 AM EST by BigDozer66]
ILP!




BigDozer66
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 7:44:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
I wonder how many times he's got to prod around in a 400 lb welfare queen with a yeast infection.



Well, that's a buzzkill.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 7:49:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
I wonder how many times he's got to prod around in a 400 lb welfare queen with a yeast infection.


Bastard.

My sandwich doesn't seem so appealing now.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 7:51:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
I wonder how many times he's got to prod around in a 400 lb welfare queen with a yeast infection.


Bastard.

My sandwich doesn't seem so appealing now.



Lots of mayo on it?
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 8:13:30 AM EST
I once was present for Mrs. porcupine's pelvic exam. Doctor let me peer up there with the speculum in. Nothing too exiting, though, just farther up in there than I had ever seen. I do know what a cervix looks like now.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 1:28:25 PM EST
Speculum and grilled cheese sammiches...yum!
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 1:34:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By ballisticporcupine:
I once was present for Mrs. porcupine's pelvic exam. Doctor let me peer up there with the speculum in. Nothing too exiting, though, just farther up in there than I had ever seen. I do know what a cervix looks like now.



Just make sure that if you see anything up there that's looking back at you, RUN!
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 1:42:09 PM EST
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A: Because you can smell it, but you can't eat it.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 1:43:06 PM EST
And while she's under anesthesia he says to her......You're going to feel a little pressure, it will feel just like you're having sex.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 2:58:08 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/6/2004 3:00:24 PM EST by GiggleSmith]

Originally Posted By BigDozer66:
ILP!

www.funtigo.com/go/i1861132?i=i1861132_42069.gif

BigDozer66


Try This:
www.ryano.net/iraq/?329849
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 3:04:48 PM EST
The snapping Clam shucker
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 5:32:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:

Originally Posted By BigDozer66:
ILP!

www.funtigo.com/go/i1861132?i=i1861132_42069.gif

BigDozer66


Try This:
www.ryano.net/iraq/?329849






BigDozer66
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